Your favourite "your favourite jokes about" thread (jokes are funny)!

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Option	Votes
Dom Passantino	2
My Bloody Valentine	2
HTML	1
churches	1
ILx moderators	1
capes	1
everything	0
Euro 2008	0
David Guetta	0
The Workshy Allstar Teadrinker's Society Of North	0
excelsior threads	0
the 2008 US Primaries	0
Islamic Fundamentalism	0
tennis	0
cars	0
games	0
bikes	0
the NFL	0
wrestling	0
high oil/gas prices	0

― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

Churches, obv.

― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

I dunno, churches is a classic but MBV is right up there, also there's no underestimating "Grand Theft Autism" and "Asperger's syndrome: Total War"

― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

People were really hitting a stride come Islamic Fundamentalism imo

― Pescetarian Reich (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

(Darren Stride is an English lower division soccer player who hates Muslims!)

― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

"tennis" is rly good too, mostly for DJ Mencap and WBS

― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

"ILX moderators", just ahead of "Islamic fundamentalism" and "everything"

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

arguably the high point of ilx, these threads.

― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

^^^

― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

Grand Theft Autism is a favourite, but the Islamic Fundamentalist thread is a winner too

Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists drive a plane into a coniferous tree?
A. Pine eleven!

Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists swear to repeatedly drive a plane into a coniferous tree in the name of Allah?
A. A tree-had! (jihad)

Q. Why did the Islamic fundamentalist blow up a tree?
A. Because of his deeply held religious be-leafs!

― MPx4A

I had such a crush on this guy because of his Favourite Jokes contributions

― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

hope that worked out ok for you

― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

Do you guys think Mohammed Atta might have had a dog named Up The World Trade Center Killing Thousands Of American Citizens? I have a joke but I'm worried the punchline might be a touch convoluted

― DJ Mencap

I didn't exactly develop a crush on this dude during these threads, but I came quite close

― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

ten years pass...

These jokes are less funny than Cecil Taylor's impact on the history of jazz.

― Stanley Crouch, Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:13 (five years ago)

am0n's astronaut joke on the moderators thread is incredible

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

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