WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT (BIOPIC ED.)

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Option	Votes
Che Guevara	10
Biggie Smalls	6
Harvey Milk	4

― Eazy, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

No Frost/Nixon no credibility.

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

This fight takes place in a bar with:
a) a stage and a microphone
b) 50 patrons who can be recruited into action against the two opponents.

― Eazy, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

Are the 50 patrons equally divided between gangbangers, workers of the world and drag queens?

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

Yes! Let's say yes!

― Eazy, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

Are firearms allowed?

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

I have no idea why, but this thread has captured my imagination in ways the other has not. Perhaps it's fewer options to think about.

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

13 of each, with one transgender pipefitter/Latin King.

One pistol in the room, hanging on the wall behind the microphone.

― Eazy, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

Harvey Milk would win then.

― Alex in SF, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

these dudes are just having one big jam session up in heaven

― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

n.b., the tranny pipefitter/gangbanger can: a) translate for Che and b) beat-box if needed.

― Eazy, Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

Che would be a seriously scrappy fighter, I imagine. If Biggie managed to get his hands on someone, it would be lights-out. Harvey Milk? hmm...

http://www.gruntdoc.com/pics/BirdStrike4.jpg

― Super Cub, Sunday, 18 January 2009 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

WTF? Where did that come from???????

http://blurbberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/harveymilk460.jpg

― Super Cub, Sunday, 18 January 2009 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

realistically speaking, Che.

― "Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Well yeah. Che was deep in the shit for a number of years and was a seriously tenacious man.

― Super Cub, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 01:51 (seventeen years ago)

he also killed many more people.

i mean come on. this isnt even a contest.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, guerilla fighter, well trained in guns, versus musician and politician. both who were gunned down.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

Biggie would bring Diddy, and everyone would be so busy laughing hysterically at him that Biggie could take them out.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

in support of Biggie's bona fides, he did grow up in Bed-Sty and dabble in thuggery.

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― Super Cub, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://blog.drjays.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/diddy_i-am-king_575.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

"i mean come on. this isnt even a contest."

I think you are overlooking the inspirational crowd motivating element to this Battle Royale.

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

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