President Barack Hussein Obama

President Barack Hussein Obama

Let the syllables roll around in yr mouth.

like deez nutz

What have the anagrammists come up with so far?

Now imagine you are saying it nice and slow and clear in front of this dude:

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5919/imageuploadimagerq3.jpg

A Barbarianism Cede Those Spunk

alternately: A Barbarianism Sucked Hoe Spent

It's a new day for our great nation.

Call up a radio show today and when you are on the air just say

President Barack Hussein Obama

All the better if it's a right-wing wackshow.

A Cabana Bush Smokier

Also, sound very noble about it, not like you are rubbing it in or anything crude.

Say it to a co-worker! You know, the dude who has a framed, signed pic of Hannity in his cube?

Samurai Kebab Nachos

Be sure to E NUN CEE ATE.

Barackman Hussein Overdrive

For Those About Barack, We Hussein You

> Samurai Kebab Nachos

Sounds delish, but I just ate.

President Barack Hussein Obama.

Today is a wonderful day. I don't normally get all teary-eyed over everything, but I've had to bust out the tissue several times today, a couple of times for the "obvious" moments like shots of 2 million people cheering, but mainly for random shots of people in the crowd looking so optimistic and hopeful. I know it's going to be an uphill battle for the foreseeable future, but damn, doesn't it feel nice to get some competent professionals back in power?

Barack Hussein Obama, President of the Unitedd States of America.

-d

re: competent professionals back in power

cosign 100%. even if you are diametrically opposed to every one of Obama's stances, if you are one of those republicans that's prone to shouting about "accountability, integrity, dignity, etc" , you have to at least admit we've veered way off course with the last bunch. if not, you are a liar and a dick. sry, bro.

is there an mp3 of the inaugural address up anywhere yet?

Dunno but there's probably video you can watch on CNN.com

will and Z.S. OTMx1000... but isn't it just a little bit, I don't know, sad that we are this fucking excited about not having a moron in charge of our country? A competent leader should be standard, not such an exception that we get all misty-eyed about it.

A little bit sad? No.

THERE IS NOTHING LITTLE BIT OR BIG "SAD" ABT THIS

http://i44.tinypic.com/11r8w78.jpg

I was waiting for him to raise the fist and say 'PRAISE ALLAH'.

"call me"

I wonder what all the nutjobs who said he was going to swear his inaug oath on the Koran must be thinking now. Eedjits, hah.

They'll just join the other nutjobs who think Obama will soon be revealed as the Antichrist.

nutjobs redraw and expand the boundaries for their insanity whenever it becomes apparent that they actually are insane

Secret Service needs to be protecting Pete Townshend for OKing this Pepsi commercial.

they might still believe he DID swear the oath on a koran

also i bet there are conspiracy theories brewing ALREADY about the verbal stumble

nutjobs redraw and expand the boundaries for their insanity whenever it becomes apparent that they actually are insane

^^^ OTMBOMB

like that it means he's not officially the president or something

some conservative or other 'joked' about that on cable afterward...

the "i'm not saying, i'm just saying" mode of discourse, which we will all have time to know and love for the next 4-8 yrs

Barack Hussein Obama = Breaks a BushCo Mania

woah

I wonder what all the nutjobs who said he was going to swear his inaug oath on the Koran must be thinking now. Eedjits, hah.

― Trayce, Tuesday, January 20, 2009 11:12 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

he had a koran cut inside of the lincoln bible do u c

i'm beginning to think 'an american carol' was not a parody but a literal interpretation of how right-wing conservatives view this country

I look forward to our first president to insist on being sworn in on an autographed Principia Mathematica.

OMG this speech he's making - http://welcomehomebush.com

Drunk as a skunk, no lie.

I hear sales of Hawaiian Punch are going through the roof. Now that's solidarity, not socialism.

Forgive the dumb question as I havent seen the speech on tv yet (yay time diff etc) what was the verbal stumble?

chief justice of the united states fucked up the oath of office for a moment and tripped up obama as well.

nevermind, i got it here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/audio/2009/jan/20/barack-obama-inaugural-address

Not wasting any time at all, is he?

Of course he should close down the hellhole altogether but at least he's started the process, which is a sight more than his predecessor managed in eight years.

wd say I'll miss yr strawman bullshit if I was here.

He didn't say that. He said "Nor is the question before us whether the market is a force for good or ill" and follows with the line I quoted, clearly implying "The question is resolved; it's good." See his campaign quote "I love the market."

Either I'm overthinking or you're underthinking, but I think the point of that was "I like the market. Others don't. The task at hand is not to argue about who is right."

I don't understand what you're getting at -- the larger context of his statement implied "The market is not inherently a bad thing, but we need to regulate it." I'm not sure what more than that you're looking for.

(xpost)

Morbs, I can ban you from this thread for 100 days if it'll help. Serious offer. It wouldn't affect anything else.

not nec

'k

President Barack Hussein Obama, y'all.

what props would you like me to give? Props for Bam are like ocean water right now dude. I seek balance, esp given the gush of yesterday.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, January 21, 2009 11:52 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

True Nuetral

True neutral characters believe in the ultimate balance of forces, and they refuse to see actions as either good or evil. Since the majority of people in the world make judgments, true neutral characters are extremely rare. True neutrals do their best to avoid siding wih forces of either good or evil, law or chaos. It is their duty to see that all of these forces remain in balanced contention.

True neutral characters sometimes find themselves forced into rather peculiar alliances. To a great extent, they are compelled to side with the underdog in any given situation, sometimes changing sides as the previous loser becomes the winner. A true neutral druid might join the local barony to put down a tribe of evil gnolls, only to drop out or switch sides when the gnolls are brought to the brink of destruction. He would seek to prevent either side from becoming too powerful. Clearly, there are very few true neutral characters in the world.

lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Raistlin.png/225px-Raistlin.png

and later: http://dragonlancesaga.com/Images/Image-RaistlinMad-Elmore.jpg

And to think, headbands ARE making a comeback...

^^^ dude in black needs to be holding a Strat.

I got twooooo fists
I gonna clap my fists together

"I'm"...you get it.

sounds like Ronald Wilson Reagan.

yes, how dare obama have a middle name

middle one is very creepy:

http://i40.tinypic.com/11tqy52.jpg

someone explain my point to J.D. plz

no, fuckit

I think you should explain your point.

CAN'T!

"sounds like"

likes like a furriner to me@

*sounds

sounds like
* a serial killer
* an 80s male TV actor

john quincy adams? mark david chapman? frank lloyd wright? don't get it.

OMG @ that Fox clip StanM posted.

"Even fisting one another."

POOL'S CLOSED, DUE TO AIDES

http://gosedesign.net/images/bushobamabushobama.gif

nice shoulder action

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1232721679948.gif

obama needs a better ironer of shirts

The ear action is what gets me

btw

President Barack Hussein Obama

Jr.

nice neck fat action

Do all presidents have to have a small wart next to their nose? Bizarre.

I keep on imagining the obama->bush transition keeping going until his tiny eyes and mouth are squashed together in the middle of his face around an implausible long and thin nose [shudders]

He already looks older:

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States, and have effected alongside his Nose a wart, but not a venereal wart.

btw, any chance Obama is going to clean up the FDA and finally get rid of Monsanto's crap?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=216561&title=fox-news-fear-imbalance
"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values. They're hobbies."

http://i42.tinypic.com/6z1nat.jpg

Still wearing that bracelet, good.

OMG! I just noticed it! LOL!

why is he getting a bj in public

He won.

photog in the back with the money shot.

March 21st, 2008 - bulletpoints vs. Clinton - how DID they even out those differences?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=216561&title=fox-news-fear-imbalance
"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values. They're hobbies."

Watching this made me so, so furious. So did McCain's idiot response to Obama's plan last night.