So what's in the envelope that Bush left for Obama?

From http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/01/the_inauguration_of_president.html

http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4448_17686655.jpg

In this handout photo provided by the White House, a folder for U.S. President Barack Obama (the 44th president) is shown, left for him by Former U.S. President George W. Bush on the Resolute desk in the Oval Office of the White House January 20, 2009 in Washington, D.C.

Pink slip/registration for Roswell UFO

Treasure map to Masonic gold stash

Keys to Calvin Coolidge's secret liquor cabinet

Television remote for the Big Board in the War Room

Bush's favorite crayola sketches of Cheney.

mayan calendar

Empty -- it's a practical joke.

Bush's super-secret "nickname-creation" formulas.

PIOTR DUTKIEWICZ: Which do you think are the three most important things you have achieved during your time in the Kremlin? Which three things did you not have enough time to do or were not able to do? And what are three pieces of advice that you would give your successor when you have your first meeting with him?

VLADIMIR PUTIN: On this account we have an old joke. When the head of a company or - let’s take a bigger picture - of a region, leaves his position, he gives his successor three envelopes and tells him the following: ‘Open the first envelope now, the second in two years, and the third just before you leave your position’. Upon opening the first envelope he reads: ‘Blame it all on me’. In two years he opens the second envelope which reads: ‘Promise everything’. And when he has six months left he opens the third envelope and reads: ‘Prepare three envelopes’. (Laughter). This story is relevant because our colleague has asked me to formulate three things three times right now.

A pad of 43 yellow sticky notes.

Anthrax.

Super-macro pic of 43's manbits, the kind it takes you like a minute of close examination to realize that you're looking at balls, with all sorts of satellite-photo-style annotations.

A CD of Anthrax.

W's porn stash.

This story is relevant because our colleague has asked me to formulate three things three times right now.

Nothing -- it's to cover up a nasty stain so that the landlord wouldn't see it on final walk-thru.

a DVD
http://www.film.dc.gov/film/lib/film/nt2.jpg

it is an fart.

Inside shit on Rex 84. Also, a fart.

looks like he forgot to put the letter in...
http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4428_17683849.jpg

That's a great shot. What with the Capitol and all.

Amazing pix on that top link.

Hahah this thread is A+++++

Rules:

http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4412_17674671.jpg

And 33.

Although it's sad that Peter Norman didn't live to see it.

I just love how even though a hookah is this giant unwieldy thing, you each get your own! He we ain't got a lot left in Iraq, but we ain't running out of hookahs any time soon.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6096/442817683849rs6.jpg

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4838/dickdvd2851ag4.jpg

picture 3 from that top link, wow.

cocaine

Pink slip/registration for Roswell UFO

― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:28 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/george-bush-and-lord-of-the-rings-wearing-the-one-1.jpg

Turns out the ring only makes the second in command invisible

(xpost) that place marker had "The President of the United States" written on both sides

(one side had "sit this side" in small writing...)

Oh man, that looks like some unpleasant hand signals he's doing there.

Looks more like he's trying to play rock-paper-scissors against himself

"dammit, lost again"

There are dentures in the glass on the right???

No, they're real teeth. OF AN ENEMY.

Not even a former enemy. He didn't kill him, he just took all his teeth. It's pretty sick.

DY31 LXDY
W45X TGJX

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/surprises/rattle-snakes-eggs.jpg

Are those vienna sausages next to W on the helicopter? Man air travel really is going to shit.

They got some big-ass Lifesavers on Marine One.

"Jeb's gittin ready"

$25 gift certificate to Chilli's

DVD of entire series of "That's My Bush!"

$25 gift certificate to WHITE HOUSE Chilli's

I hate that Grover Cleveland is the 22nd AND 24th presidents. That's fucking stupid.

zing!

stale Hostess Zingers

A list of all the people not in work!

picture of rick astley singing

macbook air

What was in Marcellus Wallace's suitcase (from Pulp Fiction)!

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities_blog/pulp-fiction.jpg

a copy of this article:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123258532378704477.html?mod=special_page_campaign2008_mostpop

santorum.jpg

On board Special Air Mission 28000, I remembered the picture I carried in my pocket on my first Air Force One flight eight years ago. It was an old black-and-white snapshot with scalloped edges. It showed Lyndon Johnson in the Cabinet Room, head in hand, weeping over a Vietnam casualty report. George Christian, LBJ's press secretary, gave it to me as a reminder that the job could break anyone, no matter how big and tough.

But despite facing challenges and crises few others have, the job did not break George W. Bush.

I think Rove was missing the point of that photo somehow.

A Note:
"There is a sniper pointing at your head. Nod as you read this. Don't turn around. Get up. Slowly walk away from the window. Walk to the bodyguard and ask him about 'the bad new bears'. Walk out of your office. Drop your pants and give them to the doorman along with this letter. Ignore what he says next. Meet me in the Roosevelt Room."

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/4/20061015-bush_signing.jpg

http://images01.sw.wigflip.com/O/I/YA58OLQipR.jpg

bees.

angry bees.

tits.jpg

tickets to "cats"

http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/uploads/partners/oboe/500/hs_good_luck.jpg

The secret formula for Coca-Cola!

http://francie.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/snl2.jpg

"No Coke, Pepsi!"

plans for a new more powerful death star

naked pictures of his mom

a suicide note? :D

POKE 26723,165

friend request

Woo

picture of rick astley singing

― Local Garda, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

macbook air

― abanana, Friday, January 23, 2009 6:11 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL at these 2.

I'm not sure when, or if, you will discover this--but if you do--I'm thinking of you now & ever. You've changed my life Obama. Before you I wasn't sure why I bothered, but you've given dimension and color to a previously flat and anemic existence. As much as I pride myself of my literacy, words escape me when I try to due (sic lol) justice to the happiness you have given me. I wish I could spend every moment with you, but the practical world intercedes. You are mine, aren't you? I'm yours Obama, ever and always, if you will it. I love you. When I'm away you are with me in thought, and I with you. I wonder what you do, and even that bridges the distance.

I would be very moved to receive such a note.

http://www.jhallman.com/bttfprops/images/stories/props/p2_almanac.jpg

oh hang on, that doesn't make any sense. lol

lol!!

just finished watching that movieeeee - why o why is the almanac so thin???

so old biff can stuff it in young biff's back pocket and so young biff can put his copy of Ooh La La around it. Also: future paper

"o what u dont have a safe well then leave it sticking out of yr back pocket like this"

"Don't say anything bad about Isreal, you don't want to make the iPac angry. Also, oil is better than nukular powar. Good luck!"

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/1562-82169-1208356743421jpg-550x.jpg

A map that says 'THE WORLD' but is just America

"We tried to call him to fix the leaking toilet in the West wing, but couldn't reach him. So here's his phone number: Joe The Plumber 555-1324"

"Anthrax.

beat me to it"

I think everyone was coming in here to post this. Well, at least I was too.

Rofflicious thread and GREBT pic up there!

A Note:
"There is a sniper pointing at your head. Nod as you read this. Don't turn around. Get up. Slowly walk away from the window. Walk to the bodyguard and ask him about 'the bad new bears'. Walk out of your office. Drop your pants and give them to the doorman along with this letter. Ignore what he says next. Meet me in the Roosevelt Room."

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/4/20061015-bush_signing.jpg/
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I've just signed onto the nuclear suggest ban treaty.

:3

bad boys II dvd

a short list of important details concerning national security and governing generally that bush felt were important for the new president to read

in crayon

with all the Rs backwards

and UH in the corner

an 8-ball

a BAD JOKE am i right

the secret of management

I need weed

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f40ef6d351/obama-reads-bush-s-letter

dont normally show love to this site but this was well-done & lolzy

I'm not sure when, or if, you will discover this--but if you do--I'm thinking of you now & ever. You've changed my life Obama. Before you I wasn't sure why I bothered, but you've given dimension and color to a previously flat and anemic existence. As much as I pride myself of my literacy, words escape me when I try to due (sic lol) justice to the happiness you have given me. I wish I could spend every moment with you, but the practical world intercedes. You are mine, aren't you? I'm yours Obama, ever and always, if you will it. I love you. When I'm away you are with me in thought, and I with you. I wonder what you do, and even that bridges the distance.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

lol