Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

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early going, but...headline of the year?

rocks can be cool (rent), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah that's going to be tough to beat.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

wow I totally thought this thread title was some non-sequitur/joke I wasn't in on

Courtney Love's Jew Loan Officer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Poodles always act like meanspirited little bastards. Why do people own them?

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

meanspirited little bastards

Jarlrmai, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

It was a Maltese

you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten.

Mmmm. Suspicious.

StanM, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/21/article-0-00712B7A00000258-678_468x286.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

All of the purse dogs seem more vicious than pit bulls imho.

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

xpost - That thing looks a lot bigger than a standard Maltese, actually.

(Little dogs tend not to be remotely "vicious," but I think they get a bad rap due to people who don't bother training them anything at all. You have to train a big dog, because it has the capacity to wreck your life 24/7, but some people seem content to let smaller ones run around being yippy spazzy jerks and consider it "cute.")

you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

a puppy dropping science

velko, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

If your poodle is clinically depressed, it's because you treat it like shit.

Choom Gang Gang Dance (suzy), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

I am like Lou Dobbs on immigration when it comes to little dogs.

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

My dog is about 15 pounds: is he "little" or "lower-medium-sized?"

you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

he is "terrorizable by a cat"

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

> All of the purse dogs seem more vicious than pit bulls imho.

Even more vicious than this one?

http://www.badrap.org/rescue/img3/newman_big.jpg

(/pitbullstanreppingforbadrap.org)

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

He seems to enjoy being attacked by the cat, actually

you can either be v v important or smash teenagers (nabisco), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

xpost that one seems nice. But god it's ugly.

mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

we have very difft ideas about cutiedogs

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

ya it's cute. still very capable of tearing the face off an infant in a second. but still actually, very cute.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

"xpost that one seems nice. But god it's ugly."

You are kidding, right? That dog is darling.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

"ya it's cute. still very capable of tearing the face off an infant in a second."

I can also tear the face off an infant in a second. It's not that hard.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

darling like darling nikki was darling

Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

Not depressed, no way:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2535000600_04276f82e9.jpg?v=0

Choom Gang Gang Dance (suzy), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/160386298_013a11dd4a_o.jpg

rocks can be cool (rent), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

Aw, that pit looks just like my brother's dog Brewster -- RIP, there was never a more lovable creampuff.

WmC, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

Another thread successfully pittrolled!

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

Nabisco, my cat is nearly twice the size of your dog so I suppose it is little...otoh my cat is the most despicable jerk of a pet to have ever lived, so I don't really have any business ranting about little dogs.

Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sumono.gif

the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Friday, 23 January 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

I can also tear the face off an infant in a second. It's not that hard.

pics or it didn't happen

Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 08:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/maxolivePitBull-705209.jpg

â•“abies, Friday, 23 January 2009 08:33 (seventeen years ago)

yo is it true chirac got sonned by a clinically depressed poodle after a sumo beef??????

baaderonixx, Friday, 23 January 2009 09:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/maxolivePitBull-705209.jpg

so not gonna happen

Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

"pics or it didn't happen"

I said I could.

Alex in SF, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

I can also tear the face off an infant in a second. It's not that hard.

B-b-b-but this is the voice of experience!

Charlie Rose Nylund, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

I just dig some test tugs.

Alex in SF, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

Infant skin is kinda stretchy. It would be like ripping a piece of rubber.

sad man in him room (milo z), Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)


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