I have stained underwear hanging over my closets, my bathroom sink is caked in an inch of soap scum, and it looks like the dust bunnies are taping an episode of the Grind
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
haha I need to quit drugs. partner = apartment. delete thread!
ass partner?
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
whoa is your partner a vegetable?
― Schwwww (harbl), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
xp :(
omg best thread title of 2009, at least
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
"rare guest"
I wish we still had categories because this should totally go under "Freudian slips".
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
LOL
― carne asada, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
THIS THREAD WILL NEVER BE DELETED EVER EVER EVER
― WALKS LIKE A FUCKING HIPPIE (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
John Waters is now pissed he can't use this thread title as a line in his next movie
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
Cleaning your disgusting ass, partner, because you're having a rare guest over
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
"Cleaning your disgusting ass, partner because you're having a rare guest over"
http://blogs.cisco.com/gov_img/john%20wayne.jpg
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
I immed pictured burt w/ a gardenhose pointed at his ass partner
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
'gardenhose'
― Choom Gang Gang Dance (suzy), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
Okay "totes" was one thing but we're saying "immed" now?
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
abortr
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
bringin' ROFLs here
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
why do your underwear have stains? you should try wiping your butt IMO
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
Haha that just led me to back up and notice THE GRIND
Is there an Eric Nies dustbunny?
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
it looks like the dust bunnies are taping an episode of the Grind
hidden major lol
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
nies is on that new vh1 show about teen idols
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
Does he wear a shirt in it?
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
He's 40 now, so yes.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
yeah he looks pretty much the same, except longer hair and kinda going bald
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
this is what hipsters call slummin' it
― bnw, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
I always knew he would go bald. There are certain people where they just look like they will have a bald face.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
If not a disgusting ass partner.
C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over easy
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
Nicole, your posts about baldness and dogs that weigh less than 30 pounds are eventually going to make me feel bad
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
Just sing that song to your dog to feel better.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
BTW Burt maybe if you just put on a sweater when your guest arrives, it will make up for the dirtbaggy apartment
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
burt if you put on some jeans maybe they will be distracted by your package--?!?!?
lol xp
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nies1.jpg
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
thread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
congratulations on having a guest
― MIRV Griffin (goole), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
second one since I signed the lease in June 2008
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
Put on a sweater and the Vampire Weekend record and just be all like "it took my decorator ages to pick out this soap scum"
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
And then, if this is a romantic visit and it goes well, when you drop your pants you have to say "ladies and gentlemen, BURT STANTON"
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.geocities.com/don_homer.rm/Sven.jpg
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
burt is your guest one of your many female law student admirers
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
pay a hardcore band to hang out at your place and tell your guest it's a squat
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
MY COLLECTION OF RARE... AND GRINDING... DUST BUNNNEEEEEZ....... VIOLATED!
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
why the hell are you leaving stained underpants hanging on your closet...? like not any part of that makes any sense. the rest of it does, but that part. i mean, just think about this:
1) if the underpants are dirty, why would you put them back in the closet?2) who puts even clean underpants in the closet anyway?
what is this!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
yes it is max. and the reason no one visits me is I live nowhere near public transport. Also I smell weird.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
schef, it's because his roommate painted the stained underwear like easter eggs
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
also if you have such problems with your underpants just buy black ones.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
the stained underwear got there during a bout of Cabin Fever, where I was trying to see how many pair I could throw on there. 300 pairs and counting.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
will you liveblog your date pls
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
if nothing else i encourage you to post a rundown of the date on i love cricket
aaaaaaaaand we're back on topic
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 January 2009 06:28 (seventeen years ago)
This thread keeps giving.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 January 2009 06:28 (seventeen years ago)
no one has made any hamburger jokes yet????
― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 06:39 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.oviedocandor.com/fireman_water_hose_lg_nwm.gif
― I ♥ my dog, I ♠ my cat (dan m), Saturday, 24 January 2009 06:43 (seventeen years ago)
Grown up parties are like a memorial service for broken dreams
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 07:48 (seventeen years ago)
always party with people no more than ten yrs older than you. after that, it's likely to become bizarro.
― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 07:54 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22ass+partner%22&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Saturday, 24 January 2009 08:10 (seventeen years ago)
1: fap1: burt_stanton1: everyone brings 1 pair of new undies for burt
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 08:48 (seventeen years ago)
hammmburgers
― matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:06 (seventeen years ago)
― james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:10 (seventeen years ago)
we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.
― ian, Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:55 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ian homie u r a genius lets make this happen
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 13:05 (seventeen years ago)
srsly! tho its prob best if burt just invites us all to his next law school party
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:51 (seventeen years ago)
you don't want to go. these peoples apartments will make you feel like you live in some kind-of halfway house efficiency. 90% of the night is tooth pulling "conversation" (what do u do where do u live whre did u go to school), but the 10% fun is better than sitting in your apartment with your hand on your dick.
I'll have to give it to 32 year old still-a-bartender-but-maybe-i'll-get-more-serious-with-my-graphic-design-maybe-i'll-buy-a-silk-screen-machine-thing-and-make-t-shirts hipster parties: weed, music, shitty apartments, and stupid ass conversation.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
yah but if all of us come itll be a lot more like that - also captain lorax on the wheels of data
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
no reason why we cant have our hands on our dicks at a law school party
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:58 (seventeen years ago)
Good idea, ice cream. Let's have a night that would make Harold Pinter proud.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)
max's suggestion is perfectly in line with my vision of the night of horrors
As you can tell, I'm really thrilled with my career decision here and with my colleagues. I'm a real person, though... I'll post an actual picture in that wdyll thing.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)
burt youve posted like six pictures in wdyll and then you take them down immediately
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:13 (seventeen years ago)
got too many emails for girls wanting to date him, probably.
― Lamp, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
no underwear in the sky no credibility
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:18 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14530000/14531874.JPG
― bats in a kayak! (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)
so when are we all having this party?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)
C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over
― Ed, Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)
ass partner
))<>((
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 03:49 (seventeen years ago)
i am confused and that assmoticon is broken
― CLAPSOCK (John Justen), Sunday, 25 January 2009 07:51 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_you_and_everyone_we_know
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)
let this serve as a grand memorial
― sonned by a burger beef (jjjusten), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
Was there ever a party with burt_stanton? Reading old threads and his constant anxiety over his appearance makes me want to see pictures of the guy. Such a tease!
― Hey! We're ... LOL (sarahel), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)
If he's not too busy being eaten out by Hoosteen of course.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, January 24, 2009 6:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark
this takes that joke to a whole other level
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
Roxy - this thread!
― sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
woah life/board synergy. taking out months' worth of empty liquor bottles - the neighbors will think I'm an insane boozehound.
― Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
hread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:59 PM (2 years ago)
― Secrets will not Block Justice (harbl), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
i think the manchild would be a midget that represents a repressed aspect of burt's psyche
― sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:55 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:07 (eleven years ago)
clean your disgusting ass, partner
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:17 (eleven years ago)
company's coming
Burt Stanton, Esq.: Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare client over
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:22 (eleven years ago)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1226904!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/article-klugman3-1224.jpg
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:04 (eleven years ago)
best ilx titular typo? you decide
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:52 (eleven years ago)
were Burt Stanton and Bill Magill the same guy?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:53 (eleven years ago)
i like this thread title
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:10 (eleven years ago)
just imagine how insulted you'd be if your partner told you they needed to scrub you down because guests were coming over.
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:12 (eleven years ago)
uh
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:13 (eleven years ago)
xp ask a booty cleaner
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:26 (eleven years ago)
for lack of a hyphen dignity was lost
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:27 (eleven years ago)
the ass partner as i imagine him
― CoolRadio, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:53 (eleven years ago)
Burt
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 04:18 (six years ago)
Is ads partner like a timeshare or sumfin.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 1 January 2020 08:57 (six years ago)