How Do You Sleep?

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Pretty self-explanatory. As much as I've tried to learn to sleep on my back, it seems I'm stuck with sleeping on my stomach, facing left.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
i switch it up 27
on right side 18
on left side 17
on stomach, right cheek on pillow 13
on stomach, left cheek on pillow 8
on back, head straight 6
other? 2
on back, head to right 1
on back, head to left 1


BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

very well, thank you.

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

start on side, always mysteriously end up on back

Tracer Hand, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

Pancakes Hussein Obama (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

lately about 4-5 hours

Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

Can't sleep, cousin of death etc.

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

Can sleep, clown will eat me.

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

Typically on my right side, and very poorly.

╓abies, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

Damnit jimmy the mod xposted my obvious joke

mose def (kenan), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

This being wintertime and wotnot, not naked do I sleep.

t**t, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

Answer: I switch it up. On a bad night, I switch it up over and over and over and over and over.

mose def (kenan), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

This is when the significant other starts thinking about investing in a Sleep Number mattress.

mose def (kenan), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

Head west, feet east

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

when i nap in the afternoon or fall back asleep in the morning after waking up, i can sleep on my back. but at night it is IMPOSSIBLE, no matter how hard i try, to fall asleep on my back

BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

literally every night for as far back as i can remember (that i was not induced into sleep by some other agent) i've slept on my stomach, on my right cheek. it's rather depressing

BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

True fact: if I'm on the couch, I almost always wake up with my arms crossed across my chest, vampire-style. It's just a lack of space issue.

xpost I can't even lie comfortably on my stomach, much less fall asleep.

mose def (kenan), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

always on my stomach but I switch from right to left cheek on pillow, and from right side of bed to left side.

Local Garda, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

Sleep on your left hand, leave your sword hand free.

Which is mostly how I do it, except for the occasional foray onto the right side (facing the radiator) if it's really cold.

We've Got A Lovebox And We're Gonna Use It (Masonic Boom), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

usually start falling asleep just before i have to get up, half sat up with film on laptop still playing and headphones half on my head.

not_goodwin, Monday, 26 January 2009 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

On my left side, then on my back in the final stretch before the alarm clock rings. This never used to happen – I've a full instead of a twin bed – and it's killing me.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 January 2009 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

horribly

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 January 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

on my back, left arm thrown over my eyelids

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 January 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

also obvious answer:

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/14_2007/office%20angela.jpg
"I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows. I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30. That's how I sleep at night."

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 26 January 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

Right side, with a pillow between my knees to straighten my back. I generally spin like Linda Blair throughout the night, I'm told.

WmC, Monday, 26 January 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

Not on my stomach or back. That's all I know.

StanM, Monday, 26 January 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

I am long familiar with "those dismal hours of the night when the insomniac longs for a third side after trying to the two he has."

talk me down off the (ledge), Monday, 26 January 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

Right side, all scrunched up foetus-like, with fists clenched.

krakow, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

On front, lying near and facing the wall, which currently means right cheek down.

Was told not to lie on my front for a week or two after some surgery last year and got mad grumpy as I was still tired and achey from the op but couldn't really sleep on my back, especially not propped up on extra pillows as I was supposed to be.

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)

last night i tried (in vain) to convert myself to back-sleeping. for what had have been two hours, i forced myself to lie on my back, despite everything in my body telling me that this was wrong. of course this didnt work and i fell asleep on my stomach at about 4am :(

k3vin k., Monday, 2 February 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

On the right side, I think.

jel --, Monday, 2 February 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

hoos, some side/stomach sleepers might not sleep on only one side

double bird strike (gabbneb), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

i've been back sleeping since i was a teenager

cutty, Monday, 2 February 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

i wake up on my back. i hardly move at all during sleep.

cutty, Monday, 2 February 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

face sleepers are funny people

cutty, Monday, 2 February 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

which came first - the sleep style or the pillow type?

http://affordablesleep.com/pillows.html

double bird strike (gabbneb), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

Weird, I thought I answered this but it would be same as cutty's.

On my back, pillow under knees, hands crossed on my chest. I don't move at all, as far as I can tell, as I have wrapped small blankets around my feet for extra warmth and woken up in the morning with them still in place.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

Also I prefer that my hands and arms be doing the same thing on both sides: either at my sides or crossed on my sternum or etc, but the same. Symmetry is important.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

That's kinda like a vampire.

jel --, Monday, 2 February 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

It's funny you say that, jel, 'cause on those occasions when I fall alseep like that, I tend to think of it as a medieval funerary effigy.

It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ancient-egypt-online.com/images/s/sarcophagus.jpg

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Monday, 2 February 2009 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

Like the Black Prince:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/3122767710_f823f82635.jpg?v=0

It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Monday, 2 February 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

I always wake up on my back, but lord knows what position I'm in while I float in Sausagemania, the land between awake and asleep.

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

I go to sleep on side. This annoys cat #1, who prefers to sleep with me in the crevice between my legs.

muomus (libcrypt), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

On left side crushed on right by wife and on left by dog. Usually start out on my back.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

i've been trying to sleep on my back recently but always wake up face down. Also, for some reason, I always sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door (even if it's a single bed).

c sharp major, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

Left side, both arms above my head. Always. And I"m not sorry about it, no regrets!

the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

i start on left side and change to right before i fall asleep. if i wake up in the middle of the night i switch sides again. my shoulder starts to hurt. i wish i could sleep on my back.

straight b*tch (harbl), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

on my right side or on my stomaxx

warmsherry, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

usually right side, but left is fine too.

Maria, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

when i nap in the afternoon or fall back asleep in the morning after waking up, i can sleep on my back. but at night it is IMPOSSIBLE, no matter how hard i try, to fall asleep on my back

― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, January 26, 2009 10:51 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

literally every night for as far back as i can remember (that i was not induced into sleep by some other agent) i've slept on my stomach, on my right cheek. it's rather depressing

― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Monday, January 26, 2009 10:52 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

im exactly the same way, except i dont really mind sleeping on my stomach

your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

whenever im dead ass tired i fall asleep on my back - often accidentally - but i usually can never do it when im trying

your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

yeah exactly! also if i sleep on couch i can sleep on my back somehow

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 February 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

yea same

your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

i dream crazy dreams - usually nightmares- when i sleep on my back. im a stomach/right cheek sleeper all the way.

JAM, DWANGELA, RELLY! (sunny successor), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

I somehow doubt that most people naturally sleep on their back. The times I've had to do it due to some injury or something, it's been very difficult. Of course pain pills can help, but you know what I mean.

Ozzy Goth Beatles (Bimble), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:09 (seventeen years ago)

i checked "left side," but really it alternates between that and stomach with left cheek on pillow. for reasons i don't know, sleeping on my right or stomach/turned to my right is much more likely to provoke anxiety, insomnia and nightmares.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

(i can sleep on my back, but it's not very comfortable. does tend to produce vivid dreams.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:31 (seventeen years ago)

50/50 stomach/back initially, but I toss and turn a lot and pretty much always end up on my back.

sad man in him room (milo z), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

in the nude, holding a gun

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

the one for fighting or the one for fun?

sad man in him room (milo z), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

i believe one should be prepared for anything

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

Right side, fetal position, all scrunched up during the cold weather season, like now. On back, nude, w/right cheek on pillow, during the remaining nine months of the year.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 07:02 (seventeen years ago)

i sleep on my back cause it's good for the spine
and coffin rehersal
i know a psychic who reads her own palms
and the findings are personal
she keeps her fists shut tight and she sleeps on her side,
well maybe she knows something i don't know

cutty, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

not enough. cant remember the last time i had eight hours of sleep. grrr. actually i think elisabeth woke up again. off i go...

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

i started off on my back for my nap this afternoon! i feel so much more in control on my back

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

it's like changing from boxers to briefs

cutty, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

wow 12 soul sleepers

JAM, DWANGELA, RELLY! (sunny successor), Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

good turnout. should have known switch it up would run away tho and elinminated it

k3vin k., Friday, 6 February 2009 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

so back sleepers are a vocal minority

double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, 6 February 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

we are. and we probably sleep better.

cutty, Friday, 6 February 2009 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

wow 27 people who are bisexual btw

some dude, Friday, 6 February 2009 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

lol

jammed hymen (k3vin k.), Friday, 6 February 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

heads up this thing is half off today and iveb been eamning to try it http://www.amazon.com/Philips-HF3510-Wake-Up-Light-White/dp/B0093162QS

乒乓, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

Leave the curtains or blinds open, it's cheaper.

not_goodwin, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

cant do that during the winter bro

乒乓, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

i have a little white noise thing in my room. sometimes htese kinds of things are helpful.

markers, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)


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