James Mason rushes stage and slaps Best Actress winner
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
entire teleprompter system crashes for the duration of the ceremony
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
As I said on the other thread, color commentary
― nabisco, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)
Lou Dobbs makes impassioned plea to abolish Best Foreign Language Film award
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
I can't decide who by, but you could do worse than getting Gary Busey in on the team
― nabisco, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
cut away to Jack Nicholson with his snout in between young starlet's tits.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
At-home color commentary is better than whatever the suits would dream up.
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
last spot in obituary montage given to porn star
(or Gary Busey)
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
the best movie of the year isn't annexed off into a sub-category
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
heath ledger accepts his award via sattelite
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
burt stanton forgets to thank ass partner in acceptance speech
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
cut away to Jack Nicholson rolling eyes and making "beating-off" gesture while director of some Holocaust movie accepts award for Best Documentary...
― henry s, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
Jack Nicholson says CA-POH-TAY every time he's at the podium.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)
rogue orchestra
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)
fat bees dancing number
― Aimless, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)
David Letterman is always the host.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)
statuettes wheeled out in a crate, names called as statuettes are hurled into the audience
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)
all the winners chill in a hot tub on the side of the stage, get wasted. losers held in a pen on the opposite side.
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
Every best song nominee performed by Bruno S.
― Chris L, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
Howard Stern is always the host.
― henry s, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
lion jumps on stage and mauls best director winner
― latebloomer, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
Godard receives honorary Oscar, speaks for an hour, burns down theater
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)
tom cruise anally shafted by mechanical rise and fall microphone
― jed_, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)
television broadcast gets preempted for a bob newhart show marathon
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)
on each cut to her, angelina jolie wet nursing a different ethnicity of child.
― jed_, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)
During tribute to Heath Ledger, the people sitting on the main floor are given a detonator to destroy the balcony seats, and vice versa.
― Chris L, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)
big prize ghettoized into Best Domestic Picture
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)
The Academy corrects its mistake and posthomously gives Ted Knight the 1980 Best Actor Oscar for his performance in Caddyshack
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)
everyone is always naked
― max, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)
presented by GWB
― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)
the nominated movies are actually other, better movies
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)
The winner is something that wasn't nominated
― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)