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James Mason rushes stage and slaps Best Actress winner

Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

entire teleprompter system crashes for the duration of the ceremony

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

As I said on the other thread, color commentary

nabisco, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

Lou Dobbs makes impassioned plea to abolish Best Foreign Language Film award

Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

I can't decide who by, but you could do worse than getting Gary Busey in on the team

nabisco, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

cut away to Jack Nicholson with his snout in between young starlet's tits.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

At-home color commentary is better than whatever the suits would dream up.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

last spot in obituary montage given to porn star

(or Gary Busey)

Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

the best movie of the year isn't annexed off into a sub-category

the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

heath ledger accepts his award via sattelite

the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

burt stanton forgets to thank ass partner in acceptance speech

Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

cut away to Jack Nicholson rolling eyes and making "beating-off" gesture while director of some Holocaust movie accepts award for Best Documentary...

henry s, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

Jack Nicholson says CA-POH-TAY every time he's at the podium.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

rogue orchestra

the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

fat bees dancing number

Aimless, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

David Letterman is always the host.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

statuettes wheeled out in a crate, names called as statuettes are hurled into the audience

the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

all the winners chill in a hot tub on the side of the stage, get wasted. losers held in a pen on the opposite side.

the bull of the seven combats (rent), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

Every best song nominee performed by Bruno S.

Chris L, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

Howard Stern is always the host.

henry s, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

lion jumps on stage and mauls best director winner

latebloomer, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

Godard receives honorary Oscar, speaks for an hour, burns down theater

Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

tom cruise anally shafted by mechanical rise and fall microphone

jed_, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

television broadcast gets preempted for a bob newhart show marathon

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 26 January 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

on each cut to her, angelina jolie wet nursing a different ethnicity of child.

jed_, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

During tribute to Heath Ledger, the people sitting on the main floor are given a detonator to destroy the balcony seats, and vice versa.

Chris L, Monday, 26 January 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

big prize ghettoized into Best Domestic Picture

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

The Academy corrects its mistake and posthomously gives Ted Knight the 1980 Best Actor Oscar for his performance in Caddyshack

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

everyone is always naked

max, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

presented by GWB

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

the nominated movies are actually other, better movies

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

The winner is something that wasn't nominated

Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)


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