Roberts: Radiation poisoning.
Stevens: Distracted by local house fire.
Alito: Arrested on murder charges.
Thomas: Beaten up in fight over British prime ministers
Scalia: Hypnotized into believing he is a chicken.
Kennedy: Falls into Mystery Spot.
Souter: Fired for refusing to shave sideburns.
Ginsburg: Gigantism.
Breyer: Stays on court, hits 12 home runs.
― Pancakes Hussein Obama (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)