Where is Dan Perry?

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― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Several threads could use his bear-trap memory.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I believe he just closed a deal on getting a condo, so he might be busy moving, etc.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you call me, I will come.

(Um. Perhaps I should rephrase that. Or maybe you all should just start shouting my name incessantly.)

Nicole's right; we just closed on a condo and have been deep in MOVING HELL since Friday. Things should settle down by this evening.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would rather you closed a condom on a condor, becasue their fleshy long necks are quite bird-o-phallic

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is why you need religon . The temple helped David and us move. Got it done in an hour and a half. We need to send you a rubber tree dont we.

― anthony, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is this like Where's Waldo? Do I win a prize if I spot him in a photo?

― Ally, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You'd simply have to go to the Hootie website, so there's no challenge in it.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pah. There was I messing around with HTML Hootie-linking skillz... Comedy = all abt timing

― mark s, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan Perry, in the dining room, with the lead pipe.

― AP, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Curses! Foiled again!

I feel that I should tell you that the Hootie comments are MAKING ME CRY, so by my own personal rules of life you're all doing something right.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN! Was it good for you?

― Geoff, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, I must say that I'd neve even considered this particular bonus of organized religion. I was only ever in it for the singing.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan Perry is really that young prodigy, Doug Ramsey a.k.a. CYPHER. Obviously, he is merging with his best mate, Warlock to fight various crimes and misgivings in his condo unit.

― p f. sloane, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Geoff is my New Best Friend. :)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Someon stick frogs in DAn Perrys' pants!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...

Where is Robin and Kate St. Claire? Neither of them have posted in a while.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kate StC's in Herts w/poor internet access.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 10 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

I found him finally btw

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 31 January 2008 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Nicole, did you find Robin and/or Kate St Claire?

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 31 January 2008 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Why did I ask that, I wonder. Robin was always a complete chucklehead to me, maybe I wanted to make sure he was gone? I have no idea.

― Nicole, Friday, 1 February 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

Dan's been shit-hot lately.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 1 February 2008 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

Dan's probably in some vagina.

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

one with centipedes?

― rrrobyn, Friday, 1 February 2008 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

or sand

― rrrobyn, Friday, 1 February 2008 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

or regular

― rrrobyn, Friday, 1 February 2008 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

Dan can rest assured that I don't purport to know the condition of Mrs. Perry's vagina.

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

phew

― HI DERE, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

i know, right?

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, for all I know, it is filled with sand or centipedes or, I dunno, maybe even cockroaches!

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

Hell, there could even be a gecko or two in there!

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

great revive

― blueski, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Can I humbly request that we not have a "What's in Dan's wife's vagina?" thread?

― HI DERE, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

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― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

you can't keep it a secret forever

― Ronan, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

I can try!

― HI DERE, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/25/72/23107225.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 1 February 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

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― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:12 (fifteen years ago)

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