1. The phrase 'can't be arsed'
― Donate your display name to Gaza (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)
^ british
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)
2. Knowledge that unless you too murder someone, you won't be the biggest criminal in your family
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)
3. Very close to the country that produced Crowded House
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)
4. Sporting hero Mark Viduka
5. Don't have to bother treating women with respect
― McAlmont and I'll Get You Butler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)
6. you get to drink Australian lagers other than Fosters
― snoball, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)
7. less racist than the japanese.
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:28 (sixteen years ago)
8. Home to the world's most hilarious stand-up comedians
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)
9. Toadfish
10. crazy looking mammals
― snoball, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
11. Burnt Sausages
― sonderborg, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)
12. No stigma to favouring a speedo
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)
13. cane toads
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)
14 http://static.hullcc.gov.uk/hullinprint/archive/nov2006/images/mark_little.jpg
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
15. managing to get rid of Kylie and send her over here
― ailsa, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
16. as 15, but Dannii
― snoball
poor old pato
― estela, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)
17 esteban buttez
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
18. People will put excrement in your ice cream for no extra charge
― snoball, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)
worst country in the world imo
― cozwn, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)
Would appreciate this thread not becoming a borderline-racist hand-wringing exercise for foreigners.
― Donate your display name to Gaza (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
ok second worst
― cozwn, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
19. love my way20. eric bana in "chopper"
― cozwn, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)
21. All the cunce apparently live elsewhere, if this thread's any indication.
― Trayce, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
well tbf this is a pretty bad thread idea, soz adam
― what is your beef with the mac? (electricsound), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)
is "love my way" still going? loved the first sn of tht show... was harsh when the little SPOILER died
― cozwn, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)
I saw a rather slow-looking older woman the other day wearing a tshirt with an Aus flag on it that said underneath LOVE IT OR LEAVE.
I wonder if it is rude to punch the elderly.
― Trayce, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)
cozen i think it's done with - three seasons, wasn't on last year.
foxtel have replaced it with 'satisfaction', drama series about... high-class prostitutes!
― resident advice whore (haitch), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
xpost read the wikipedia link you provided
― wilter, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
I ws just being polite
― cozwn, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:54 (sixteen years ago)
22. People like backpacking in Australia. You are already in Australia and thus have saved yourself an uncomfortable long-haul flight.
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
Trayce my father-in-law wanted to buy that exact nationalistic bullshit t-shirt yesterday.
― Donate your display name to Gaza (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 February 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
lol version i saw was SUPPORT IT OR FUCK OFF
― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Monday, 2 February 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
anyway this thread is not as good as that one where i posted the jizz fashion picture
23. ex-WA premier Brian Burke24. sporting hero Aaron Baddeley25. jizz fashion (thankig u jabba hands)
― wilter, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)
26. stubbie holders
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 2 February 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
27. barbecue aprons with a pair of fake plastic tits on them
28. Russell Crowe29. Crowded House30. love ewes
― wilter, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
31. 'grouse'
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 2 February 2009 00:33 (sixteen years ago)
32. "deadshit"
― sonderborg, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
33. Heaps good
― Donate your display name to Gaza (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 February 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
34. Once every five years we produce a piece of television that isn't a crap soap or a hospital drama or a police drama or a sea-change drama
― Donate your display name to Gaza (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 February 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)
35. The Hard-0ns
― moley, Monday, 2 February 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
36. fucken cold chisel maaaate
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 2 February 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)
37. Opposite weather means we get all the awesome band tours at xmas/holiday time when all the pasty northeners come down here to party and drink beer.
― Trayce, Monday, 2 February 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)
38 rego/compo/bottle-o any of those abbreviated 'o' words, kiu
― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Monday, 2 February 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)
39. veebers obv40. iguanagate
― wilter, Monday, 2 February 2009 02:07 (sixteen years ago)
40a. episode of ABC's 'australian story' on belinda neal, post-iguanagate. god i laughed at the "you'll have a demon baby!" footage!
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 2 February 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)
thank you, haitch. i knew it was there somewhere.
― JAM, DWANGELA, RELLY! (sunny successor), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
I dont think Denton's great or anything, but neither Rove - his satellite crosses are especially painful, after all this time he hasn't learnt how to handle the 2 second delay properly, it's a pet peeve of mine admittedly.
He also picks terrible people to interview; Denton might be dull but at least he interviews interesting people!
Micallef shits on them both though, even though his "proper" interviewing was a bit of a comical failure.
― one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
rove more punchable imo
― wilter, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
really? mr jovial vs mr holy shit arent i smart?
― to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 23:59 (sixteen years ago)
I like Rove a lot. Not his show, though.
― Donate your display name to Farfisa, I mean Moog (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
mr jovial + holy shit aren't i so loud and hilare and wakky
― wilter, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
yeah my dislike is rooted in that fucking show.
― wilter, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
television is full of awful people, on all continents
who will second this motion
― resident advice whore (haitch), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
rove awfuldenton awful
haitch otm
― unaustralian (jabba hands), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)
rove = penistry
denton = ?
― wilter, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
cuntistry
― to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)
^^
― wilter, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)
82. Helen "Greg" Gregson aka Mr. G.
― jed_, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
rove's show is annoying, everyone is too self congratulatory and too each other congratulatory.
the first time i ever saw rove was on new year's eve 1999 when sydney was staging its huge millennial celebrations and rove appeared on tv from melbourne and said in a proud voice, 'the yarra has never looked browner', i was very taken with him.
― estela, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
83. darrell lea milk licorice bullets.
― estela, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)
i mean milk chocolate licorice bullets
― estela, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
84. Plentiful fresh locally grown produce, esp wide variety of SE Asian crops.
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
haitch otm, Rove shits all over Jonathan Ross, Graham Norton, Paul O'Grady etc etc.
― Donate your display name to Farfisa, I mean Moog (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
Not to mention Letterman/Leno/Conan/etc
― Donate your display name to Farfisa, I mean Moog (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
milk chocolate licorice bullets
These sound fucking INCREDIBLY incredible.
― i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
All this Darrell Lea licorice stuff looks GREAT.
― i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
Their RockLea Road is AWESOME :D
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
conan rules. dave has just gotten v v lazy.
― to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
85. MILKY BAR
― to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
i will eat all darrell lea stuff
― wilter, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
oh man chocolate licorice bullets!!!! haven't had those in years.
re rove: i like him too because in comparison to other talkshow hosts i've seen he's so much less smug/pretentious/oooh-i'm-a-celeb-too-ya-know
― just1n3, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
He in of himself is, as has been said, inoffensive enough. I think I kneejerk react cause his show has become so inane and shallow over the years. And I rly cant stand Peter bloody Hellier.
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
OZCHALLOPS = potential part of next mong thread title??
I do think Denton has mad interview skillz, and I add that I say that as a former psychologist. So I MUST know what I'm talking about amirite.
Another pretty good oz TV person (IMEO) is Marcus (Not Quite Art) Westbury:
http://www.marcuswestbury.net/
― moley, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)
86. TISM
― Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 01:38 (sixteen years ago)
\m/ TISM \m/
― Donate your display name to Farfisa, I mean Moog (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)
Naah. No jism for TISM.
― moley, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
it's all about ROOT! these days, donchaknow
― resident advice whore (haitch), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.brock05.com/mrhdtgallery/A9Xsandown.jpg
Nothing short of Rove burning himself to death as a show of solidarity will redeem him.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
Denton's interviewing is, I think, vastly overrated.
I get the Denton loathing if the Enough Rope, serious interviewer is serious technique is all that you've seen. His earlier ABC, 7 and Logie hosting work offsets the worst aspects of ER methinks.
Rove, despite his ability, seems to be content to be the crowd-pleasing host of a reheated Hey Hey. I guess asking for his violent death based upon that is ok(?)
Rove shits all over Jonathan Ross, Graham Norton, Paul O'Grady... Letterman/Leno/Conan/etc
― Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)
kerry o'brien needs a variety show
― carbonara not glue (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)
Kerry O'Brien's Barrel O'Laughs
― resident advice whore (haitch), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 04:59 (sixteen years ago)
I cant think of Kerry O'Brien any more without seeing him with Kim Gyngell's face.
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)
TS: Parkinson vs. Carson vs. Kennedy
i'm not too familiar with carson's work but i'd take the king over parky, no contest. he's a shit-ton funnier!
― resident advice whore (haitch), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 05:05 (sixteen years ago)
87. John Safran.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)
88. Newcastle's injury-plagued striker Mark Viduka looks certain to move to Melbourne Knights at the end of the season.
― Ringtone bisexual bible shower (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
John Safran, of course.
― moley, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
Melbourne Victory these days.
Do keep up, Dom.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:52 (sixteen years ago)
89. Adelaide United manager Aurelio Vidmar and his hilarious rant at Adelaide.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:53 (sixteen years ago)
He forgot to mention that they're all serial killers.
― moley, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:54 (sixteen years ago)
It was still pretty good!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)
Shame that Kosmina got the arse from Sydney FC because if people are gonna get behind the A-League, we need batshit crazy managers like him and Vidmar on the sidelines.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)
Any relation to hilarious wild staring one-time Middlesbrough ace Tony?
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, his bruv!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)
90. The hilarious wild staring eyes of Tony Vidmar as he waited to come onto the field in Australia's 3-1 friendly win against England
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 12:09 (sixteen years ago)
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 11:53 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark
Heard about this. Can anyone point me to a recording?
― Bored of Canada (S-), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)