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as it is snowing in the UK, tell everyone your terrible snow related puns

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...while you have a legitimate excuse. I'm serious. This thread is snow joke...

snoball, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:40 (seventeen years ago)

Snow Excuse for missing work!

jel --, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

On London buses it's snow go!

snoball, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:43 (seventeen years ago)

Snow-ball!

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

Lord Coldstos!

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

Ice to see you contributing to this thread...

snoball, Monday, 2 February 2009 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

looks like there's snow more possible variants of that one joke!

Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:51 (seventeen years ago)

Thread needs Morrissey! He'd say, "How soon I snow!"

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:55 (seventeen years ago)

Snow doubt

talk me down off the (ledge), Monday, 2 February 2009 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

theres no snow business like snow business.

oh dear.

p-noid (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 2 February 2009 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

Q: What is a snowman's favourite French city?
A: (N)ice

NotEnough, Monday, 2 February 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

Q: What does a snowman eat first thing in the morning?
A: Breakfrost

NotEnough, Monday, 2 February 2009 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Frosties (frosties are a kind of cereal)

NotEnough, Monday, 2 February 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

Snowball has chance in Hell

jel --, Monday, 2 February 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

Snow!

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, 2 February 2009 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

Q: What do you use to make a snow potion?
A: A cold-ron (cauldron)

NotEnough, Monday, 2 February 2009 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Brrrr!

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, 2 February 2009 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

Into My Face Every Time I Step Outside is the name of my dog!

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 February 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

And Snow is my name.

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 February 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

Not a pun, but, y'know. It is a pity they couldn't stay together long enough to see this day.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 2 February 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)


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