Whats your porn star name?

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Inspired by the middle name thread. I hear there are a few ways to do this. Take your middle name and your street name and combine them. Or your first pets name and your mothers maiden name.

1. Michael Gibbs - Maybe I could be a bee gee. 2. Thor Cossaboom

― The Guru, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Matthew May

Petey Philips

― Chris, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How about your robot ID? That's you mother's maiden name in caps followed by a hyphen and your Social Security number.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Boomer Jackson.

― bryan, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cookie Larson, i do gang bang films.

― Simona, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. South Shore Lynn 2. Tiger Smith

Strictly cheesecake, darlin'.

― Pyth, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, Dan, you scamp!

― Colin Meeder, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. Herbert Lathom: utter rub. 2. Bimbo Ford - would be better if I were female, but I quite like it anyway. Do you think I should call myself Bimbo Ford in future?

― Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rudyard Whipling

― Lynskey, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. James Jervis.

2. Russy McBrien

― DV, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

John Oakland and Sally Hopkinson. Bizarre.

― Nick Southall, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ivana........Ivana Humpalot... hey its juss a thought....

― Inga, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For twenty dollars an hour, I will be whoever you want me to be.

― cuba libre (nathalie), Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you tart.

cleopatra turner. i sound like a blaxploitation movie.

― jess, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan, being all 'foreign' and stuff I don't have a social security number. Will a credit card number do? How about my birth date + my bank card PIN? No wait, my home address + the name of my employer!

― Kim, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jess, you get a discount. Because I am down with the critique scene.

― cuba libre (nathalie), Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine's Duke Tucker, which I think stands up (missus) as a decent Porn name.

A friend (note: not a friend of a friend) had the porn name of Silke Gache.

― Nathan Barley, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Porn names, schorn names. What you want are Mr T Names!

― RickyT, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

[giggle]

― Graham, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Huw Waldeck or Minnie Williams

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, and I've said it before, but I have no middle name, pet or street name, and am sad because of this.

― Graham, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lipstick Russell. I quite like it, don't you all?

― Menelaus Darcy, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Edward Marlborough and Goldie Casemore. You must have had a pet or lived in a street at some point in your life tho, Graham!

― MarkH, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ann Church (very unporn) or Rover Williams (just too horrible to think about). I would watch a movie starring GOLDIE CASEMORE though :)

― Archel, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. Bob Noonan.

2. Michael Ard Na Mara.

Second one really falls on its face.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan, if you tweaked it to Michael Hard Na Mara it works.

― Chris, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

John Holmes, believe it or no.

― gilgamesh, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mine is "sashimi kumari"

i like it!

― geeta, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cleopatra turner is unstoppable, however.

― geeta, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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