Johnny Mountain: Classic or Dud

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I was in L.A. last weekend attending a wedding, and while flipping through the news channels trying to obtain a forecast, I stumbled across a meteorologist named (apparently seriously, insofar as one can be) "Johnny Mountain". Who is this guy, is he for real? And why can't Ebert get a guy named Johnny Guitar opposite him?

Joe, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Johnny the Mountain
Johnny the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his staning wife Ethel
A tree, a tree.
(enough with the obscure Zappa-isms). This is pretty f'ing ridiculous, Joe. Only in LA, I suppose.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly....

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The alternate meteorologist at that station is named Dallas Raines. I can't remember what either one looks like, sorry.

Remember "Stuck in a Pagoda with Tricia Toyota"?

Arthur, Tuesday, 31 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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