Tanks of the Second World War - what's your favourite?

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For cost-effectiveness it has to be the T-34, workhorse of the Red Army. But cool German tanks like the Tiger or Panther will always have a certain cachet.

British tanks were rubbish. It's not for nothing the Germans called them "Tommy Cookers".

DV, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

gotta be the Tiger. Rock.

But I kind of dig Shermans for that Kelly's Heroes Oddball angle.

misterjones, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's got to be the JagdPanther, man. I mean JagdPanther? It even sounds k-scary! Alternatively, that russian thing with five turrets - t28? t16? Something like that anyway. For commuting to work, a german "puma" 8-wheeled armoured car would surely r0x0r.

Norman Phay, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay to the Puma suggestion.

Now how about one of those natty Wehrmacht half-tracks for taking the kids out to their grans...

misterjones, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/tapandme/jagdp1.jpg

See? RUN AWAY!!!!

Norman Phay, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh no! little red crosses! oh no!

Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

strictly speaking the JagdPanther is a tank destroyer rather than a tank. which makes it very scary.

The JagdTiger is even more scary.

DV, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but is it as scary as TANKPUSS!

Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why doesn't someone do a film called Tankbus, about some guys who drive around in a tank and then pick up girls to bring to wherever they are going?

DV, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Panther! I did a project on tanks at school and can recognise the nationality of a tank by seeing the wheels.

And that's not because they have 'Made in Germany' or some such written on them.

nickie, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

man, battle of the bulge was on telly last week and i wouldve been telly savalas in the manky sherman skammin with the locals.

a quantity of sheffield steel was sold between the wars to the germans and they made tanks with it.

damn them yorkshiremen krautwannabes - i see where phil oakey gets it from.

a-33, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Panther! I did a project on tanks at school and can recognise the nationality of a tank by seeing the wheels.

one of the things that grinds my nads about war films is the way all tanks that appear in them tend to be demobbed US Army tanks - no matter what nationality they are meant to be.

so it was with some pleasure that I saw i) Cross of Iron, which features real T-34s and ii) Saving Private Ryan, with its real (or convincing) German tanks (what were they again, Pkw IVs, a Tiger and a Panther?).

I am hoping to visit the Tank Museum in Bovington the week after Glastonbury.

DV, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The demoralization that German tank commanders must have felt when their blitz-worthy uber-shells bounced off of a virtually unknown enemy tank makes the T-34 my fave of WWII.

I would have chosen the IL-2 Sturmovik, but it has wings

For aeshetics I like the PzKpfw IV Ausf H(looks a bit like a Merkava too)

I also like those sand colored Shermans.

Wow, I'm a total nerd!

Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the t34/85, mass produced, shit hot with the increased calibre gun, the t34 introduced the concept of sloping armour for god's sake, in fact, the Panther was just a more expensive and breakdown prone copy!

The JagdTiger is damn cool though, I advise tank fans with playstation to get panzer front, man that game rocks.

chris, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

not mentioned so far is the Centurion, which violates the "British SWW tanks are crap" rule. It barely saw combat, arriving only in '45, but it then proceded to be the world's best tank up until the 1970s. Well done the Brits.

DV, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
The JagdTiger is damn cool though

is that some kind of monster gun mounted on a Tiger chassis? I saw an actual JagdPanther recently in the cinema... man, what a monster. The film is "The Battle Of Algiers", tank fans.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 21 March 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

My favorites have always been the tankettes and those crazy assault guns (Maus & elefant)

http://www.military.cz/panzer/tanks/poland/tk3/image/tk3_1.jpg

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

My current favourite is the Hetzer, a kind of puny tank destroyer, built on the apparently very good Czech 38t chassis. I like it because it's cute, which is pretty good going for a tank.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Hobart's Funnies - like the ones my grandfather drove:

This one lays a sort of carpet so heavy vehicles can drive over sand:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/04/uk_d_day_inventions/img/2.jpg

This one has flails that explode mines before the tank drives over them:
http://www.6june44.freeserve.co.uk/img466.gif

beanz (beanz), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

T35! Soviet tank disguised as a dreadnought

http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~TANK-GUY/Gallery03/MS-t35/t35-02.jpg

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

took a crew of 11 to operate. Had five machine guns, five turrents, a 76mm cannon, a 45 mm cannon and a 37 mm cannon. All this "protected" by 10mm armor.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

the military channel has been running some great programs on tanks and fighter planes. i'm hooked.

i love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

My current favourite is the Hetzer, a kind of puny tank destroyer, built on the apparently very good Czech 38t chassis.

it looks like a Jagdpanther that shrunk in the wash! However, I think I recognise the chassis as some classy Czechoslovak model... I think Rommel might have been using them when he invaded France.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

killer thread

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 20 April 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)

I advise tank fans with playstation to get panzer front, man that game rocks

any updates on the panzer gaming front ?

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 20 April 2012 11:36 (thirteen years ago)

The German heavy tanks, like the Tiger, were the most formidable in terms of being hard to kill and bringing massive firepower to the battlefield.

The American Sherman tank reflected a different strategy altogether. Very few Tigers were built, tens of thousands of Shermans were built. The Sherman was lighter, easier to kill and didn't sport any heavy artillery, but it was great support for infantry and could go more places. The infantry loved them.

The Americans won.

Aimless, Friday, 20 April 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Thanos Dokos, a leading Greek defence expert, says rational debate on such military extravagance has been made impossible by the supposed Turkish threat and a fear among politicians of being labelled unpatriotic.

"One could argue that with 1,300 tanks, more than twice the number in the UK, Greece has many more than it needs. But no one forced it to spend so much. It happened because of the threat perception from Turkey and the need to balance Turkey militarily," he said.

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 April 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder if there will ever be a significant tank battle between major nations any more

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 April 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)


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