"To help us, not to FUCK-US-UP" Glengarry Glen Ross poll part 2

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
You fairy. 5
You company man. 5
Who ever told you that you could work with men? 4
You fucking child. 3
I'm going to Lemkin. 3
Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? 3
What are you going to do about it, asshole? 2
You never open your mouth til you know what the shot is. 2
I'm gonna be with you in a second. 2
Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. 1
I can tell our friend here a little something that might help him catch you. 1
I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out. 1
To help us, not to... FUCK-US-UP. 1
Does that seem clear to you? 1
You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life. 0
I'll tell you something else, I hope you rip the joint off. 0
To help those who are going out there to try to earn a living. 0
What you're hired for, is to help us 0
Anyone in this office lives on his wits. 0
You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. 0
You just cost me six thousand dollars. 0
That's right. 0
What are you going to do about it? 0
You're fucking shit. 0
Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. 0
I'm going downtown, I'm gonna talk to Mitch and Murray. 0
I swear to you, you're going... 0
You stupid fucking cunt. 0


eman, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)

<3

nabisock (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot?

steve goldberg variations (omar little), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

You waste. You little man.

steve goldberg variations (omar little), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to LEM-kin.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

I always thought it was Limpkin :( But fine, Lemkin still is the winner here.

Altho, "never open your mouth 'til you know what the shot is" is also awesome.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

The last entry. The way Pacino says it.

Joe, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

If "You fairy" doesn't win this I'll be surprised.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, 'you fairy' and 'you fucking child' are neck and neck for me

welcome to the own zone population you (cankles), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

'you are a shithead williamson' deserves special mention as well~

welcome to the own zone population you (cankles), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

A character and an actor poll would both be interesting.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

it doesn't read as funny but the way he says "i'm going to LEMPKIN" cracks me up

crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, and he does a funny gesture with his hands and wide eyes and everyhing.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

Are we judging this by the read or by the written word?

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

Would have voted for "To help those who are going out there to try to earn a living. You fairy." had it been together.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

I love Alec Baldwin in this movie.

Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

Who ever told you that you could work with men?

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

"Who ever told you that you could work with men?" gets a lot of play around here.

Lie Bot, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

actually 'you fairy' wins it for me

steve goldberg variations (omar little), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

"What are you going to do about it (beat) asshole?"

and lemon at the end with "you are a shithead, williamson" is lols

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

I use "You Company Man" all the time for some reason.

The Tracks of My Balls (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

Would have voted for "To help those who are going out there to try to earn a living. You fairy." had it been together.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, February 4, 2009 2:44 PM

:---(

eman, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

It's okay eman. I hope you rip the joint off.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

isn't it "i hope you ripped the joint off"?

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

maybe it is. what are you going to do about it, asshole?

eman, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

;)

eman, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

i'm gonna talk to mods (mitch and murray) about this. you cunt.

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 12 February 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 13 February 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

I'M GOING TO LEMKIN underrated, largely b/c who the hell is Lemkin.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 02:07 (three years ago)


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