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How turn computer monitor into mirror?

The all-time classic How is babby formed, now with Flash dramitisation.

Make that "dramatisation", English fans.

i prefer dramatization.

Me too, but I would be scorned by my countrymen.

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imo

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My 2 year old still doesn't sleep through the night, I've tried letting her cry it out, no luck.
We've tried letting her cry it out, one night for over an hour, I can't handle this. I NEED HELP PLEASE!!!

To help toddler/babies sleep through the night you must hang a raw egg in a baby sock and nail above their bed high enough to where they can't reach it as they grow. It sounds crazy but it works! Why, I don't know but it has worked for everyone that has tried it.
posted 3/19/2008 by Slamamama

"Can't sleep.... egg'll eat me... can't sleep..."

Well, sunny? Are you going to hang raw eggs over Beeps?

bahahahhahaha

egg energy

"as they grow" is worrying

1. Rotten egg hangs over them until they have completed growing (14+ years?)
2. Babby grows during the night?

i love you yahoo! answers

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"What are some disturbing books?
I have to read three novels for my senior year portfolio, and I am really wanting to find some disturbing books. I enjoy Clive Barker, but I want someone new. I really like the way he described things, like how the protagonist would bathe in the blood of infants and what not."

and what not

That's the bit that make it for me.

Hi My father very root with me what can I do?

It is my favorate part of women body which i like too much any mad say i dont like it. as there is many benifits of boobs such as
it is available in attractive pack
it is loved by children and adult both
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polling

one boob is free with one - winner

there is many benifits of boobs such as

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Money ps3 problem with my dad?

Hi! I have been saving for a 80GB ps3 for about a year by helping out my mom and dad working around the house, and my grandma gave me some communion money (she owed 5 years ago =D) so I had an extra 200$ so my dad was looking downstairs on his dell in the office and found a great deal on NewEgg! He wanted me to get a 160 GB instead of a 80 GB so I thought..OK! (I had something to brag to my friends) so when we were relaxing on my deck after dinner (Mom, Dad, and me) I started talking about my dad about the Ps3. Before we made a deal to make half. My dad said no but my mom said. Yes Tom, I remember. Then he was like ffeeww....allright. Since my mom wakes up at 4 in the morning to go to work when she came at 3 she went to go take a nap....my dad came at 6-5 and found a great deal at Newegg (did I already say this?) So i came with my wallet we were each supposed to pay about 270, when i gave it to him I said he owes me eight dollars. He said keep quiet I buy you new tennis racket! ( It was on sale for 20$ =/ ...) So my dad said the 50 dolllars you gonna get from grandma you have to give to me allright! and since were both supposed to pay about 250 im suddenly paying over 300$? My dad is cheap but I thought I could get a second game other then the Drakes Fortune! My dad is acting a little cheap. It's not because of the "economy" can someone help? He was like sneaky he made me pay extra when my mom was taking a nap (upstairs)

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Dude's got a point tho

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i find this to feel good

"Business and Finance"

omg

XD

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sperm get nauseous.

shake his keyboard maybe

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loves u a lot do everything for u but (sorry) no penice is heartbreaking

plain and simple. (xpost)

omg @ all of those

but (sorry)

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I could add the first answer technically

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Stupid broken URLs.

chop them

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yo dawg i herd you like babies so i put a baby in your baby

x-post OK WUT?!

Why does Mesut Ozil look so scary?
i dont know whats wrong with his face but i think he looks very scary!!!

Is it just me, or....?

* 10 months ago

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HES THE CUTES THING
AND I LOVE HIM
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SO YOU GO AWAY!!

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cici101

How do u spell a female singer's name that is pronounced "Sharday"?
I cant remember what she sings, but her name is spelled different than it sounds.

5 years ago

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Well, maybe it happened while they were dining out..

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ok, who's the wise guy

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I forgot to show you guys this one
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calling J0rdan S to teh dance floor

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"Why can't atheist jump on that train?"

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my breadt are sore

i was googling something and for whatever reason i found myself on a yahoo answers page with somebody asking about a calculus problem. it was an easy problem so i started banging out an answer and then ended up writing a couple paragraphs on how to do it. and then i answered five or six other calculus questions for the hell of it.

my question is: why bother? it was kind of fun, but i started thinking about how i could probably do this for fun instead of ilx'ing, but is there any motivation to doing this? there is no real reward for answering questions on yahoo answers beyond just accumulating badges?

Here's your answer:

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100613130710AAkZ6jY

thanks "lando"

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i sort of love sort of despair at purposefully irrelevant yahoo answers

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ok now said answer doesn't show w/e

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haha

nakchavian, I don't know if you're referring to this one

The only Chino I have heard of is a town in California and it holds the Men's prison.

but even if not, it's pretty noteworthy.

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mrs. salacious crumb!

My mom was young and pregnant with me. She named me after her favorite number and favorite color. Its on my dang birth certicate. I grew up thinkin it was ok until I got into school. Then the other kids called me Zero instead of my real number name. I wish I could change it to something normal.
In my first grade I remember there was me, a boy named God, two boys named Jesus, a boy named Budda, a girl named Skyrainbow and girl whose real name was Oreo and a girl named Princess Precious. Then there were a few kids with normal names. It was a freaky class that was multiracial and multicultural. When I moved to a new home and a new middle class neighborhood I noticed there were not as freaky a names here even though it borders a really bad area and there are blacks and whites and Mexicans in this area.
I still think my name is the worst of the lot and I am white with blondish brown hair and hazel eyes. I am not black but my name sucks.
By the way, one of best school friends is black and his name is Jeremy. Stop stereotyping. Jeremy is a normal name. Mine is not! Jeremy has a normal mom and dad and I don't.
Stop picking on black people and poor people.

dying at "I am not black but my name sucks"

Resolved Question

Who named the countries of Turkey, Chile, and Hungary?
They must have BEEN hungry.

cold logic there

now i'm craving some MAGYARORSZÁG

Resolved Question: does eating dirt really make you poop?

i saw my older brother eating dirt and he told me was doing it because it helped him poop but i think one of his friends was paying him to do it

Asked by the spanker 6 years ago Report Abuse
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he said it helped him though cuz he was constipated...

obviously i knew everything makes you poop

but i think he was jokin because he should just take exlax if he cant poop not eat dirt

he bought it from the store too :rolleyes" the kind you pore in a kids sandbox so yeah he def ate poop either way cuz a kids sand box is usually full of poop

but i think he made a bet with a friend thats why he was doin it cuz four of his friends were there watchin and laughing and slappin high fives

Eggs Chirping In Water! Wierd!!! HELP!!!?

Okay, so I get ready to boil eggs. I put the water in the pot, got 4 eggs, and then set the pot on the stove. [Then I come up here an ask how long it takes to boil them lol] Well anyway. I set the eggs in the stove, start up the stove, even though no fire came out yet. Turn it off tried again same thing. [It works it just takes a little while] then I hear something and think it's the stove. But it sounds like chichichi continuously in a very high pitched manner. My mom buys eggs from the grocery store so Idk if its a chick. HELP! What if I boil it anyway? BTW I FISHED THEM OUT OF THE WATER LOL.

4 years ago

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Bubbles come up too so..are there chicks in there breathing or...?
4 years ago

the bubbles come up even when the water isn't boiling.
4 years ago

No they still chiiiiiiiii.
4 years ago

I just put them under a warm light with a cloth.
4 years ago

THAT'S CRUEL! I'm not going to eat them:O
4 years ago

chicks man

Did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire?

I guessed.

I was right.

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shutting down for good in may

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quick! somebody print it all out!

Submissions welcomed:

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I liked how John Oliver's show highlighted the infamous "how is babby formed?" question during their "tribute".