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Sunbather mistaken for Kournikova due to nipples!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

― Chris, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He said that while he had never seen Kournikova at a tournament, he had seen a photo of her on the Internet in which her tennis dress was soaked with sweat, revealing the shape of her nipples. "They were pretty evident ... the diameter matched what we had on film," he said.

I love this guy.

― Chris, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read today (including The Onion).

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like how the guy only thinks to apologize and cry now he's been sued.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like how he taped this woman SEVERAL YEARS AGO and still "thought" it was Kournikova.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"B-b-but" the way he's quoted implies he thinks he's an idiot only because he mistook chix0r for Kournikova. Had it been Kournikova, fiiiine...

― Hunter, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's my favorite headline of the day!

Jamiroquai singer assaulted!

― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like how he taped this woman SEVERAL YEARS AGO and still "thought" it was Kournikova.

Most likely he never truly looked at her face. Doing that, it would be an easier mistake to make.

Besides, if this other woman hadn't placed her lawsuit, you know everyone would have kept their mouths shut....and he would have had a quick lie to tell at the pub.

― Nichole Graham, Sunday, 19 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3618/picture1d.png

― Alas, those pwns never came. (libcrypt), Thursday, 5 March 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

I still get thrown every time that David Axelrod comes up, thinking it's this guy:
http://www.discogs.com/image/R-157660-1159651827.jpeg

― James Morrison, Thursday, 5 March 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

OK, it's not from a newspaper (just a newsletter), but I LOL'd:

"B3ta to make 300 boarders redundant"

― StanM, Friday, 6 March 2009 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Obama pledges to fight piracy; pirates vow revenge (AP)

― Genghis Khan and his brother Don (G00blar), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

They didn't do it! The prudes! :-(

Well, allow me, then: Hooker named lay person of the year.

http://www.newbostonnews.com/default.asp?sourceid=&smenu=84&twindow=Default&mad=Yes&sdetail=3004&wpage=1&skeyword=&sidate=&ccat=&ccatm=&restate=&restatus=&reoption=&retype=&repmin=&repmax=&

― StanM, Saturday, 1 August 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

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