What is your favorite

three

lobster

either of them

'beer'

French - but only when women speak it

mouth

living room

The King is Dead and So Are You - George Jones

I may nat slepe wel nigh noght, I have so many an ydel thoght

Sexual position - default.
sorry I can't be bothered w/ all the other stuff right now, gotta go bye!

Number Food
Bivalves, strawberries, eel, trout, duck , angus beef ,eggplant, avacados.
Sexaul Postion
spoons
word to say
Shadenfeude
langauge
intuctick (sp)
body part
The clavicle
room in your house
the kitchen
country and western song
Son dont bring your guns into town- Johnny Cash
line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600
The gentle deer return'd the self-same way, / Thinking to quench her thirst at the next brook Edmund Spenser
Sonnet Amoretti 57

Number: 69
Food: yoghurt
Sexaul Postion the one I am in
word to say anomaly
langauge Jpanese
body part the brain (do you have a spare one?)
room in your house study room
country and westren song *N Sync's Pop
line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600: "Gimme a beer, ho"Bukowski

Number: 10? Well, it was Platini's.

Food: Oh, a good old Chinese takeaway will do fine.

Sexaul [sic] Postion [sic]: I don't "do" "sexual positions".

word to say: "Cookie".

language: Why, this one. You mean there's another?

Body part: Naturally, that depends whose body you're talking about.

Room in your house: Not at the moment. I'll let you know.

country and westren [sic] song: I cannot quite not say 'Papa Was A Rodeo'.

line in Englsih [sic] Poetry from 1200 to 1600: "First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers"

to the toppermost of the poppermost

12

Crab

Oh these questions again.

Hello!

To listen to? French, though Japanese has slowly risen

The arms/shoulders

Living room (I only have three choices besides my horrible bathroom)

Does Shania Twain count as country western?

I don't know anything about poetry.

Number Food GRASS Sexaul Postion NAKED word to say KERFUFFLE langauge SANSCRIT body part BRAIN room in your house THRONE ROOM country and westren song SHE BLEW UP MY COW line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600 THIRTH! YOUNG MAIDENS!TAKE AW' THY PANTALOON!

Number: infinity [thinks: worra cockfarming answer].
Food: right now I'd like some fries.
Sexual position: I'm for.
Word to say: ILE's new "in"-word appears to be "mentalist". I'm yet to use it. No, I have.
Language: body.
Body part: tail.
Room in your house: where's the fridge?
Country & western song: umm, "Ace of Spades."
Line in English Poetry from 1200 to 1600: erm, between midday and 4pm? Probably "I AM NOT A TART."

Number: 5 Food: chocolate (yeah, boring, I know) and just about anything yellow Sexaul Postion: doggy style word to say: Lust langauge: Russion body part: eyes or mouth room in your house: living room country and westren song: "I Love To Have A Beer With Duncan", Slim Dusty line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600:

"When faith is kneeling by his bed of death, And innocence is closing up his eyes, Now if thou wouldst, when all have given him over, From death to life thou might’st him yet recover."

13; chorizos; rimming; fuck; spanish; armpits; toilet; they ain't making jews like jesus anymore by Kinky Firedman; Death be not proud - tho I ain't sure re the date - what the fuck is that for a question anyway?

Ally, I can talk dirty in Japanese.

Number: 5
Food: Jam Dougnuts
Sexual Position:
Word to Say: Positron
Language: English
Body part: Feet
Room: My bedroom
Country and Western Song: Range Life
Poetry: "hey nonny nonny, nonny no"

Richie Blackmore is now a travelling minstrel, apparently.

Number: 4 (the most you can fit in a yellow cab)
Food: Barbequeue Pork
Sexaul Postion: sideways
word to say: "do what?"
langauge: English
body part: hips
room in your house: front room gets lots and lots of sun that angles in very pleasantly
country and westren song: "I'll Be There" as sung by Ray Price
line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600: I was going to say something from Tamburlaine but that's too late. I'm stumped.

Number... 3

Food... Indian Sexaul Position... woman on top. word to say... fiddlesticks

langauge... esperanto

body part... eyes

room in your house... bedroom

country and westren song... 'Brass Buttons' by Gram Parsons

line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600... ??

Indian sexual position? Hmm... not sure.

I think all the BIRDS on ILM should answer Max Power magazine's (magazine for LADS, containing BIRDS and CARS) questionnaire that they always ask. The questions cross over slightly with these but include other pieces of genius such as "What's the most times you've had sex in a night?" (there's always one dirty bird from Rotherham that says "What, with different blokes? Twelve.") and "Would you shag an ugly bloke if he had a nice car?"

poetry does not mean prose.
English does not mean American
1200 to 1600 does not mean 24 hour time.

I agree. Mine is blank verse and is certainly pre-1600 and English. (Pre-English??)

Number: 4

Food: Findus Lasagne (Pre-Vegetarianism)

Sexual Position: The Risley

Word to say: Oxyacetylene, Soliloquy, Eritrea

Langauge:

Body part: Shoulder

Room in your house: My bedroom

Country and western song: If AP hasn't already had it, "Ace of Spades" by Union Avenue. Otherwise "Goodnight Moon" by Shivaree. Ah fuck it, "Ring of Fire".

Line in English Poetry from 1200 to 1600: "Don't want to be a fool for you, just another player in your game for two"

Number - 77

Food - meat-based anything

Sexaul Position - face to face, girl's legs up a bit

word to say - accroche-coeur

language - mine, French

body part - mouth (heart-shaped cherry-red lips - yummy)

room in your house - my red salon that smells of sandalwood

country and western song - "wanted man" via Nick Cave + Bad Seeds

line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600 - bollocks!

more more more

Number: 1977
Food: rare filet mignon
Sexual Position: one where she appears to be enjoying herself
Word To Say: "more!"
Language: francais, bien sur
Body Part: torso
Room In Your House: the family room
C & W Song: The Christian Life by The Byrds (orig. Red Allen)
line in English Poetry: tried to put this on earlier, stupid John Donne website w/midi file crashed my browser, can't be arsed now.

49 Chinese/Italian/salads no favorites over-town English/French/All hand living room I Still Believe in you ( Vince Gill. Sorry I'm not that old.

Number: Seven
Food: Anything Italian, with lots of tomato sauce and cheese
Sexual Position: doggy-style
Word to say: preternaturally
Language: toss-up b/w German and Swedish
Body Part: Mouth
Room in House: Living room/bedroom
Country-Western Song: "(My Friends Are Gonna Be) Strangers" by Merle; or "Lonesome Cowboy Burt" (Zappa)
1200-1600 English Poetic Line: "Sumer is i-cumen in-Lhude sing, cuccu! Groweth sed and bloweth med and springth the wude nu. Sing, cuccu!"

My favorite body part is still arms and shoulders but mostly my other semi-sarcastic answers have changed.

DISCLAIMER:
The following answers only reflect how I feel right this second and could at any moment change. Also, they do not reflect the preferences of my other personalities.

19
pickles
I love them all equally
actually
body language
hands
bedroom
I will always love you, Dolly's version
I know shit 'bout poetry

missed this the first time:

Number 57
Food salsa
Sexaul Postion behind
word to say d'oh
langauge the one i speak i guess
body part i love forearms
room in your house living room
country and westren song crazy arms by ray price
line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600 duh. . .

Number - One

Food - the ricotta/triple sec/pistachio cheesecake i made over the weekend

Sexaul Postion - it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

word to say - burgerpipe. duh!

langauge - french, although i don't really speak it at all (bottom line: i can order things in "posh" restaurants without making a fool of myself)

body part - hair

room in your house - kitchen

country and westren song - conway twitty's "you've never been this far before"

line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600 - "i'll let you be in my dreams if i can be in yours"

12
Pizza
All of them are good with right person involved
pikachu
German
arms & shoulders
Bedroom
Johnny Cash's German version of "I Walk The Line"
I still haven't got an answer

9
dark chocolate
___
Hello
English
shoulder
living room
Your Cheatin' Heart
Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?

Number -8
Food -burritos
Sexual Postion -sex
word to say - monkey
langauge - English/Norsk
body part - eyes
room in your house -living room
country and westren song - "What's Made Milwaukee Famous"-Jerry Lee Lewis
line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600 - Don't know

Number 23 skidoo
Food mmmmmmmmmm
Sexual Position hanging from ceiling
word to say charlicken or nofu
langauge music
body part clavicle
room in your house music room/room-I-pass-out-on-the-floor-in
country and westren song Roger Miller "Dang Me"
line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600 "pootie don't need no words; pootie don't need no music"

Number 62
Food Chocolate bread pudding
Sexual Position Wherever the mood takes you
word to say "fracas"
language Russian
body part the waist
room in your house the kitchen (though it's a studio apt. so technically it's the whole damn place)
country and western song Charlie Rich "Feel Like Going Home"
line in Englsih Poetry from 1200 to 1600 "We have also soundhouses, where we practise and demonstrate all sounds and their generation. We have harmonies which you have not, of quarter-sounds and lesser slides of sounds. Diverse instruments of music likewise to you unknown, some sweeter than any you have; together with bells and rings that are dainty and sweet. We represent small sounds as great and deep, likewise great sounds extenuate and sharp; we make diverse tremblings and warblings of sounds, which in their original are entire."

Actually I think that might be after 1600.

*looks*

1626

Oh, and it's not a poem really.