best kissing technique

ok, so i haven't kissed a girl in like a year but i think i may be in tomorrow. what approach do y'all recommmend. should i go soft and delicate
or stringer bell???

what the fuck, apos

tiger style

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This should get you downtown:

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-French-Kiss-38914364

Don't even get me started on this whole kiss thing man, if you can't get the basics, give up!

SERIOUSLY!

this is what your pillow is for. get some practice in now!

stringer bell what?

One technique that never fails is to say "you have something on your lip", and then when she tries to brush off the (nonexisting!) something on her lip, you say "let me get that for you". Move in close, look in her eye, and then wipe her mouth with a clean napkin. She will appreciate it so much that she will kiss you softly as a thank you.

no just lick it off with your tongue

you'll be ok captain lorax. it's like riding a bike.

This variation osfthe above will showcase your humor. Instead of saying "You have something on your lip," say "Save some of that turkey for me!" When she realizes her mistake (of having turkey on her lip), she will kiss you turkily as a thank you.

*of the

Harbl, your "lick it off approach" is obsolete. In the new millennium we like to do favors for people and accrue future kisses as benefits.

gobble gobble! xp

cutty i was thinking of stringer bell because i was watching the wire last night when he kisses d'angelos ex-gf and i thought damn that guy can kiss, maybe i should go for that style? you know all big and sloppery and not tentative like some little fucking mouse.

also, great to have dog latins opinions ITT, keep it up, yo.

zs you will never get anywhere in life, you have to treat every moment like your last chance

If I haven't gotten anywhere in my life, how come I have a lengthy list of accrued kisses that I have earned in return for small favors over the past decade?

the pokémaster of kissing

i don't know :( xp

Buck, give this guy a ring, he'll explain the lot!
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stringer bell had to kiss her sloppily because he was 10 times her size though, he could have fit her whole head in his mouth

this is why we pucker.

I hear girls love it if you spell out the alphabet with your tongue while kissing them. A to Z and back again,

They also like it when you insert your tongue into their mouth just a little bit, then again, then again, then you stick your entire tongue in their mouth.

Drives them wild.

OMG

yeah, i hear that, guy was huge compared to her. i don't have that problem fortunately. thanks for the help everybody. keep writing comedy scripts, dog latin. thanks

protip I just lifted from Bottomless Belly Button:

say: do you have freckles on your eyelids?

She closes her eyes, and before anyone knows what's going on your tongue infiltrates!

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i don't even have a date tomorrow. i just started this thread for fun. i'm 22 and live with my parents, they are staying in and having a meal tomorrow. should i join them or would that be weird? i'm worried tha they may have sex tomorrow night what should i do to avoid any potential embarrassment. i was thinking jerking off to humiliating POV masturbation instruction clips really loud. thoughts?

suggest ban

what about hot tubs...how to do it

I'm cool with you being a sock, I just like it better when you stick to the original thread question, which was more interesting.

someone end the world now please!

fuck you, jordan. you floppy fringed prick.

What jordan said!

lol, dog latin you're the worst ilx poster ever and thats saying something. more comedy scripts and tales of crazy friends drug use plz!

Buck, next time you're kissing someone you know you'll be thinking of us.

lol, once i found some speed wraps on the floor. fucking asshole, you look like a 15 year old with that streak of blonde hair. you get that creative media job in london yet, or are you still working in kidderminster.

or whatever midlands shithole you crawled out of

You needled me there. How did you know about my hair and my job and that I live in London?

buck naked you are ok

first do a soft delicate kiss. then soft tongue action. finally dirty tongue action.
when the time comes you will know how much time to put between each kiss

I cosign the above.

i say do it tom cruise. you know like you are sucking the life out of the girl's mouth.