http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/02/17/china.mistress.contest/index.html
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 14:48 (seventeen years ago)
So what's the reality show knockoff going to be called?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 14:49 (seventeen years ago)
we need a poll on whether this is more or less tragic than the celebrity chimp who tore off an old lady's face.
― joe, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)
blah blah ipod...
"I'm your fan"
"Don't you want me"
"Shutdown"
"Everybody's gone"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
Spurned Mistress OTM.
In other news, http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buffalo.beheading/index.html:
NEW YORK (CNN) -- The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said.
Hoist, petard, etc.
― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)
I considered starting that thread, too.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
Let's just make this thread the "Rolling" um.... what?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)
rolling "I can't believe this story" thread?
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)
... heads? Sorry, I withdraw that!
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
ahh love, makes you do some crazy shit.But on a serious note, afford 5 mistresses? I can barely afford me!
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)
LOL, read that as "But on a serious note, afford 5 mistresses? I can barely afford one!"
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)
omg, this story
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
afford 5 mistresses? i can barely afford four!
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
"An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold, the Shanghai Daily said."
― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)
Who doesn't?
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:20 (seventeen years ago)
hahahaha i was just coming to post what MW posted with the same emphasis
― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
actually my favorite part is that he didn't even judge them himself!
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)
Did they have to sing after each Sapporo?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)
busy guy, a lot of balls in the air so to speak xpost
― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
actually my favorite part is that he didn't even judge them himself!― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:23 (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:23 (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Cause he's not that kinda guy, judgemental, you know...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
Well, you don't want to court trouble . . .
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/audition-movie-poster.jpg
― Pancakes Hackman, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)
Outsourcing
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
So basically she won the competition.
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)
well, she died and they didn't.
Apart from that...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)
on her iPod: Harvey Milk - Death Goes To The Winner
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― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)
o wait misread that
― You just got HAPPENED (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:37 (seventeen years ago)
I really hope it was literally how much alcohol they could hold, ie how many drinks each of them could carry. Drinking contests prove nothing.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
http://languagerocket.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/oktoberfest2.jpg
― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)
3rd place (elbows, armpits, head still unitilized)
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
My kind of gal
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
(I resisted the Beatrix Potter joke, just so's you know)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:05 (seventeen years ago)
Drinking contests prove nothing.
Except how much someone can drink?
― snoball, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:23 (seventeen years ago)
that girl with the steins sure knows how to give head
― o_O (ken c), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)
― Vitbe Is Good Bread (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:17 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
read the exact same thing tom
― o_O (ken c), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)
no "huge jugs" joke?
― snoball, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 17:33 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/02/19/acid.attack.victim/index.html
This poor woman! Holy shit.
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
Acid attacks like that, in that region = really, really sadly far too common
― nabisco, Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, a dime a dozen. Acid is cheaper than a divorce, too: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/30/opinion/30kristof.html?_r=1&ref=opinion
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
jesus
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Thursday, 19 February 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29262195/
horrifying irony here
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)