Doing the laundry: Classic or Dud?

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Am I the only person who actually goes out and buys new clothes instead of doing proper laundry just cos I hate doing it so much? I mean, all my work clothes are dry clean only or hand wash only, so I do those, but god, to actually go to a laundromat for hours and do laundry is so 10 minutes ago, I'd rather buy new clothes. That was the whole purpose of my trips to Victoria's Secret and the GAP today. Does anyone else do this? I read Leonardo DiCaprio does, and that annoys me.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK, Ally, now this is proof. You are secretly destined to be with Paul. This man would rather go to Next and buy new shirts, pants, socks, etc. than EVER do a load of laundry in his life.

Me, I love doing laundry. It is a terrible thing that laundrettes in London are so expensive, because it was my favourite Saturday morning hungover ritual to go to the local laundrette in LIC, eat cheese sandwiches from the deli next door, and let the smell of suds rinse my hangover away. There is nothing better than a pile of freshly washed laundry. OK, well, yeah, there is actually lots, but it's still a wonderful thing.

masonic boom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you just spray your clothes with copious amounts of "Fresh Towels" or "Laundrette" by Smell This, then they're as good as washing them, pfff.

Okay, before anyone thinks I'm completely on crack here, I don't actually do that, I just handwash shirts and then blow dry them if I have to. Pants are another story, I'll wear jeans 800 times before I wash them.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, you are not the only person! I HATE laundry! I have to spend 10 hours a day at work, and I come home exhausted only to find I have to spend my night washing all of the clothes I have to wear for work. And worse than that: iron them!!! Shirts, which are officially unironable without a college diploma in ironing!

So, yeah, I often buy new clothes rather than wash them. I even ran out of money once through doing that. I'll bet Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't run out of money... :(

Paul Strange, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dirty duds are a dud!

I hate it! I wash my undies in the shower sometimes to avoid it!

-- Mike Hanley, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, I dunno, Leo is probably running a bit thin now, when was his last hit? Psh.

I just really hate doing laundry, it irritates the skin on my hands. And it's boring and I work long hours and I can't be bothered. The only reason I ever used to do it was because the laundry was right under the margarita place. Except Stephanie is a spoil sport and she decided she hated that place.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Owning a washer & dryer is a GODSEND. Though, in my case, that should read - "Living with a friend that owns a washer & a dryer is a GODSEND." Go downstairs, pop in a load of clothes, go back upstairs, do blah blah blah, go downstairs, pop in the dryer, back up, blah blah blah.

I was done with the whole idea of laundromats after I went to college back in 1567. Damn washboards.

David Raposa, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is it with you people? Do your flats not come with washing machines or something? Laundry is trivial: you put clothes in the machine, put powder in drawer, turn machine on and do something more interesting for the next hour until it's time to take it out. It's hardly difficult.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That makes my mentalism even greater, since I have bought shirts/shorts/boxers instead of doing the washing and my flat *does* come with a washing machine.

Tom, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh my god Tom DOING YOUR FUCKING LAUNDRY should be your thing for July.

Josh, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, most apartment buildings in Manhattan do not have in house washers/dryers, sorry. It's either do it in the sink or walk down several blocks, pay $10 (or more, depending on the joint), and sit around and do it for ages there.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh. No way would I put up with that. A major precondition for me living in a flat is that it has at a washing machine. Going to the laundry and paying $10 for a wash is grim indeed.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I HATE doing laundry (esp. having an apartment w/no washer, unlike some of the spoiled who have posted here). However, I'm really far too cheap to buy new stuff to avoid doing it. So usually I get my boyfriend to do it. I'm cruel, I know...

Nicole, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, most apartment buildings in Manhattan do not have in house washers/dryers

I've heard of this before but what is the reason for it? The washing machine is hardly at the cutting edge of new consumer technology.

David, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Spoiled what spoiled? I bought a flat 50 yards from Murder Mile (©The London Times) in Hackney because a washer was part of the price. And turned down that fab pad on Park Lane, because it didn't...

Result: no friends, cept you shower.

(ps "Washer" in UK English = very small ring made of rubber, leather or metal, for taps — and indeed showers.)

I'm talking gibberish. Time for bed.

mark s, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David: Well, one, because they're trying to screw you over, but two because there's generally not enough room for it.

Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good lord do I do this? Yes! Let's see, at the moment I own about 100 sets of underwear, 200 pairs of socks, and the rest of my wardrobe is, by itself, taking up an entire unused bedroom in my apartment. Like others have said, it's due to having no laundry in the apartment and working too many hours. But then I did just get a huge raise so I don't mind so much. Also, I just love new undies.

Kim, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Psh, 100 pairs of underwear, rookie. I have like 10,000 pairs of underwear, I swear to god. Cindy tells me all the time, "You fucking live at Victoria's Secret, girl. If you go in there one more time, I'm disowning you". Of course she still hasn't disowned me but jeez.

I used to like change my underwear 3 or 4 times a day just cos I felt bad for all the underwear left unused for a month. I would get the weirdest looks doing my laundry - a guy even asked me, this was like in February - you have two pairs of pants in there and about 10 shirts, but this enormous pile of underwear, what is that about? I stopped doing that after that.

Ally, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had to do laundry once, because me and my girlfriend broke up while we were stuck in the same house in California and she wouldn't do it for me and I couldn't find anyone else to do it for me. It sucked. I hope never to do it again.

Otis Wheeler, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How come laundromats in America got so cheap and hotels got so expensive? Our priorities have gotten confused.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since buying New Persil Capsules entirely on the basis that I like the advert, doing my washing is a thing of joy. Mind you I am priveleged enough to have a washing machine in the flat.

I have lived in some of the diviest homes London has to offer yet every one has had some kind of washer / dryer combination. What is going on with you people?

I had a huge dispute with flatmate once about whether using fabric conditioner diminishes the drying power of towels, and if so, whether the increased soft fluffiness was worth spending 20 extra seconds in the morning drying yourself. Must get out more......

Emma, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's a purely European thing- having a washing machine (WITH dryer) in every flat. Back in the states, the only people who actually have washing machines (and separate dryers. Always. Combination washers/dryers do not exist in the states.) are your parents back in the suburbs.

This is what drives me insane about Paul- there is a practically brand new, and never used (except by me) IN HIS KITCHEN and he would rather go to Next and buy pants. And then wonders why we have no money for food! Dammit, the washing machine in my flat BROKE and I continued to do laundry by hand, in the kitchen sink. But this is probably because I've been living out of a damned suitcase for so long that I only have about 5 pairs of knickers, and if I didn't constantly do laundry, well, I'd be knickerless, and well, that's our keyboardist's job, not mine.

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I live in a shared house with five other people. We *do* have a washing machine, though it is a juddering, shuddering, tempremental nightmare and once every four months or so have to get 'a man in' to fix the damn thing. Clothes invariably come out soggy, and as I live with other people I'm usually having to pick other peoples mushy underwear out of it before I can use it. Mmmm... *nice!* (I swear, one girl in the house seems to have underwear made entirely from thin, grey strips of material.) (Not that I closely examine them or anything! ~ A-*HEMMM!*)

We don't have a tumble-drier so every bannister, radiator, chair-back will often have damp clothing draped over it.

And I have a huge pile of ironing waiting for me.

So NO, I don't like doing the laundry. Dud.

DavidM, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Any minute now... Tying shoelaces: Classic or Dud?

AP, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know, it's not so much the washing, since I do have a washer/dryer and all. It's definitely the ironing. The mind-numbing tedium of ironing. God, it's all so pointless!!!

Paul Strange, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still dont know how to tie my shoelaces 'properly'. I used to get big grief for doing them with tied loops at primary school and have continued doing so ever since to show that I will not be beaten down by the SHOE FASCISTS.

Tom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't understand why anybody bothers ironing shirts unless they're going out for some special occasion or something. Either get the kind of shirts which don't need to be ironed or wear a jumper to cover up the creases. That gets a bit hot in summer, but it's a small price to pay.

An equally tedious but unnecessary activity is washing up. Just buy take-aways or eat off party plates - it makes life much easier.

scott, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She's goading me on the fluffiness of towels thing again damn her. Look the science is simple. For fabric conditioner to work it - oh shit. I've forgotten the science. Anyway Emma, if I want a fluffy towel I just use yours (heh heh).

You'll be telling me next that flats in manhatten don't have toilets either and you all crap out of windows. Cleaning clothes is the easiest chore in the world and even a scummy sack of shit like me can happily do it.

Pete, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I *like* washing up. I don't know why, as the fights about washing up were so awful at my mum's house that I got thrown out of the house for refusing to wash her dishes. I just refuse to wash dishes that are covered in meat, they smell bad and they rot more quickly. Ugh!

But I like doing the washing up, I try to do it everyday, and if I don't, that's a sure sign there's something wrong. If I see piles of dishes lying around, it just makes me think there's going to be a horrible fight soon. Besides, doing dishes is very therapeudic.

Am actually doing my laundry right now as we speak! Hooray! Damn, I think I washed it in water that was too hot- all the blood will never come out now.

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still dont know how to tie my shoelaces 'properly'. I used to get big grief for doing them with tied loops at primary school and have continued doing so ever since to show that I will not be beaten down by the SHOE FASCISTS.

That's how I tie my shoes -- we're doing it the proper way and everyone else has got it wrong.

Nicole, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dry cleaning is toxic and never really comes out of your clothes that you put on your body all day. The more times you "clean" it, the more your clothes are saturated with toxic shit. It's like begging for cancer!

PERC enters the body when ingested with contaminated air or when consumed with contaminated food or water. Once in the body PERC can remain stored in fat tissue. Studies have documented that people who wear freshly dry-cleaned clothing at least once a week are at an increased risk of developing cancer. http://www.eces.org/articles/static/98031600098805.shtml

Nude Spock, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pardon my ignorance, but what other way to tie shoes is there? Mind you, I'm rubbish at tying bows. I didn't learn to tie my own shoes until the age of 9, when we moved to the States, and I was no longer allowed to wear my lovely buckled shoes, but forced to wear trainers. I'm quite rubbish with ties, as well. But still not as bad as Paul with tying ties, and he has to wear one every day! Hah! Ties... ironed shirts... and you lot were trying to tell me working in an office is not rubbish? Humph!

masonic boom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Reason I was given for why loop-tying is bad: "That's how Americans do it".

The British Method of shoelace tying is fiendishly complicated and I can't do it. However it has to be said that my laces come undone more often than any of my friends' so maybe there was something in my teacher's xenophobia.

Tom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't even get me started on ties! Sometimes I think working in an all-nude office would be easier.

Actually, looking at my fellow employees (and indeed myself), perhaps not...

Paul Strange, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know, I have always been accused of tying my shoes "wrong" -- I use the "bunny ears" loop way, but most other seem to use a complicated knot-tying style like you mentioned.

Nicole, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Warning: sad maths geek stuff coming up.

I too used to be rubbish at tying ties, until I found this guide to tying ties using group theory. It is a little complicated, but if you scroll to the bottom there's a nicely notated list of knots with diagrams.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I won't even wear shoes with laces unless I absolutely have to, ie sneakers are the only thing that will go, which happens about once every 6 months. I hate laces that much.

Ally, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"sad maths geek stuff "

This phrase makes no sense to me.

mark s, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Am I the only person who actually goes out and buys new clothes instead of doing proper laundry just cos I hate doing it so much?

By my estimate, unless Ally has a secret source of income that she's not telling us about, she in now more in deeper debt than all world governments put together.

As far as annoying housetasks go, I actually kinda like ironing. I just put the ironing board next to the stereo, put on some good music and do my thing, and since it requires no thinking or concentration whatsoever, I can just let my mind wander off wherever it wants to go while doing it. Laundry's a pain, though. My apartment building has a laundry room downstairs, but they lock it up at 10 PM 'cause you're not supposed to use it past that hour, and since the dryers are crummy and clothes need at least 2 spins in there to get fully dry, half the time my clothes end up locked in there until the next morning.

Patrick, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not in debt at all, I have plenty of cash in the bank right now, believe me. I'd be in debt if I did the bloody laundry, $10 for doing it, psh.

Ally, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven months pass...
i dont wear underwear and socks because i hate washing them

anthony, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony!

maryann, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT ?

anthony, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you know

maryann, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is your antinomianism a step backwards for mankind, or is it a step forwards for mankind?

maryann, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no i dont

anthony, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you know who doesn't wear underwear or socks? lenny kravitz.

i don't think it's unreasonable to do everything in your power to avoid being like lenny kravitz.

nancy b., Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am white , i have good taste in music, i have orignal ideas ...

anthony, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I do laundry every other day and I like to do it. I iron only necessities such as blouses/ slacks. Everything else wash &dry... that's it! CLASSIC!

Gale, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tonight is WASHING NITE for me. I do not haf an ironing board though. And I do not know if that dodgy iron in our flat with the wiring exposed and that is even still about. Chiz. Our washing machine doesn't seem to wash effectively either. It's never as nice as washing my clothes at home. Do many people have tumble dryers? Is that what makes my clothes washed at my parents house so nice or is it that they have a decent washing machine?

Sarah, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PS - the word BLOUSE last night made me giggle hysterically whilst walking down Oxford Street. Heh heh. It's funny. BLOUSON!! ARF!!!!

Sarah, Friday, 8 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...
washing powder s/d! bio vs non-bio etc etc!!

toby (tsg20), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

fourteen years pass...

I cant imagine not having a washing machine. Only laundry I know of anyone visiting is the dry cleaners for the suits, fancy clothes etc.

Will the fact Americans dont really use washing machines blow deems mind?

Odysseus, Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

Il"&

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)

I love doing the laundry. It's my job in the house.

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)

Haha that was a pocket post, don't try to decrypt xp

I live in a housing association flat so don't & never will own a washing machine, we use a coin-op launderette in a neighbouring block. It's pretty pricy (£3.50 per cycle for the washers, 50p per 8 minutes for the dryers) but otherwise not the worst inconvenience. I quite like it except that it's one more damn thing I have to do in a day

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)

Gonna sit down and work out which i love more out of sorting, washing, drying/hanging, folding/putting away and ironing tbh

Sheer flow bliss. Probably ironing.

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:24 (eight years ago)

haha god. My mum hates ironing. I love hoovering , I get it from my mum.

She told me when I was a toddler I used to follow her around so she bought me one of those 1970s toy hoovers and I then followed her around thinking I was hoovering.

Odysseus, Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

I feel bad for you poor ilx peeps that have to use a laundromat. I had to use a laundromat one time when my washer broke. It really sucked! You have to carry your laundry in your car everywhere, such a huge pain in the ass, and it was expensive as hell! Makes me appreciate having my own home with my own washer and dryer.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:50 (eight years ago)

we have a coin machine in our building, which sucks because first off who the hell still keeps mass quantities of quarters on them, so we have to go out to the bank every couple of weeks to get quarters, and worse the guy downstairs from us gets salty whenever we use the machine (which is, like, during normal weekend hours, we're not doing laundry at 3 am or whatever) and unplugs the machine every time we try to run it there. also apparently everybody where we live has a washing machine because you have to go halfway across town to find a fucking laundromat.

the place we're moving to next month has in-unit w/d which will be pretty nice honestly.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Sunday, 12 March 2017 13:57 (eight years ago)

Tom D will remember Steamies

Odysseus, Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

My building has a laundry room in the basement. My only issues are 1) when another resident gets to the laundry room before me and occupies most or all of the washing machines, and 2) the one elevator goes out of service. I've never been caught in it, but when I moved into this building the elevator had a way of going out of service after I'd started my laundry. Metrorail within walking distance tops the list of what I want from my next address, but an in-unit washer and dryer and two or more elevators are close behind that.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

Doing laundry in a Laundromat or in a laundry room shared by everyone in a largish apartment building is a drag, so that's a dud. Doing laundry in your own dwelling is relatively painless, since the machine is only a few paces away and it does all the hard work, while you are free to do whatever. Not exactly a classic pastime, but it does have a soothing mindless quality that can be welcome at times.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 12 March 2017 18:11 (eight years ago)

Laundrettes sound like hell

Odysseus, Monday, 13 March 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

I could do laundry forever

a but (brimstead), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

was a bit of a culture shock for me when i moved to canada, the fact that if you rent an apartment you generally have shared washing machines and dryers in the basement. our first place didn't even have that, we had to use the local laundromat. it was only a couple of blocks away and i would sometimes go and watch monday night football while i did my laundry, though generally i would be lazy as hell and just pay the proprietors to do all my washing for me and have it ready and folded the next day.

doing laundry is one of my least hated domestic chores and i don't even mind shared machines in the basement of the building, the problem for me with the shared machine aspect is the payment. last building only took quarters and one dollar coins, which i invariably never had enough of. current building uses a card system, the only convenient place that you can top up the card being in a mall that closes at 8pm during the week and 6pm on sunday.

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)

our current flat is cold and draughty all the time and drying things takes forever. I am a big fan of treating myself to a trip to the launderette because for fifteen pounds I can take two IKEA bags full of clothes, hand them over to the woman at the counter and come back the next day to find everything washed, dried and folded. It would probably take me a week to get through that amount at home since I don't have a dryer.

Last week the lauderette caught fire though, so there is always an element of risk with these things.

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 07:55 (eight years ago)

I'm not sure that handing your clothes over to someone else who washes, dries and folds it for you would qualify as "doing the laundry", as envisioned in the thread C/D question.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 17:26 (eight years ago)

of course it does

mark s, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

Then I enjoy piloting commercial airliners, generating hydroelectricity, and milling flour, too!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)

you should write more about these activities, they sound interesting

mark s, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)

aw shucks! there's not much to tell. it's easy!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

when I say I am a big of handing over my clothes to someone to deal with, I mean to say that I explicitly do not enjoy doing laundry at all, to the point I am willing to hand over cash to make it go away

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:00 (eight years ago)


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