http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7899171.stm
The mystery of Ireland's worst driver Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country's most reckless driver have emerged.
He had been wanted from counties Cork to Cavan after racking up scores of speeding tickets and parking fines.
However, each time the serial offender was stopped he managed to evade justice by giving a different address.
But then his cover was blown.
It was discovered that the man every member of the Irish police's rank and file had been looking for - a Mr Prawo Jazdy - wasn't exactly the sort of prized villain whose apprehension leads to an officer winning an award.
In fact he wasn't even human.
"Prawo Jazdy is actually the Polish for driving licence and not the first and surname on the licence," read a letter from June 2007 from an officer working within the Garda's traffic division.
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
my condolences to his family
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
Terrible man for the driving offences
― Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
never got into his shit, always thought it was worthless and boring but RIP
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)
countdown to inevitable shakey mo gloating
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)
A bit like that couple driving round Paris, trying to book into the Hôtel de Ville ...
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)
i have no use for him but RIP
― harry s tfuman (and what), Thursday, 19 February 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)