The occasional thread for terrible uses of the phrase "man crush" (which is to say all of them)

Even with an unsettled outfield, the Braves do quite well—-but then PECOTA always seems to have a mostly unrequited man-crush on Javier Vazquez.

Man crushes truly are the homoerotic bromances

Every straight bloke needs a man crush. Simon Mills (current fantasy squeeze: Jude Law) on the allure of guy-on-guy action

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/03/familyandrelationships.men

unrequited man-crush

is there any other kind?

I used to call my male cat "man crush".

i'm glad i live in a country where i'll never read in a newspaper any sentence that begins "every straight bloke..."

When I hear the words "man crush" I just picture this...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Rugby_union_scrummage.jpg/250px-Rugby_union_scrummage.jpg

funny 'cause i pegged 'man crush' as a retarded phrase in a particularly american way, but i guess it has intercontinental appeal

"pegging" and "man crush" should NEVER be in the same sentence

"man crush" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "mancunt"

okay seriously who says "mancunt"

I mean, there are only like 30 people who actually say "man crush" and they're all on reality tv

xpost lol such as "i did not peg my man-crush (but would like to)"?

and louis what about "mangina"

particularly, crass, gay, ppl, xxp

ooooof "mangina"

This is one of the worst words in the world.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:55 (2 years ago) Bookmark

mangerine

hello you are very poppagey i would like to court you in the vagina

― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i still think of that post about once a month, and laugh loudly every time

i've heard 'man flu' about 30 times since xmas, who started this shit?

"Who wants a little poppage in the ol' mancunt?"

martian sackgina

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 20:21 (2 years ago) Bookmark

btw "man flu" is being used as an advertising tool for laddism-encouraging brand of detergent WKD, on the premise that pretending to be ill and getting off work is a great and noble thing

when i had real, horrible, nasty, homo, house, flu, my then-gf disappointingly used the term

why do we buy into shitty advertising

also mr que i am glad you are catching on

along similar lines "man flu" there is some bodywash ad i've been saying that coins the phrase "man stink."

i feel like i am watching an episode of fucking home improvement or some shit.

I am an occasionally crass gay homo and I am pretty sure that at some point I have used the term mancunt, but only in a calculated sort of way.

btw the ultimate mancrush movie is coming soon, post-Sundance -- 2 straight buds decide to make a porn film in which they Do the Deed.

http://www.humpdayishere.com/

cad, "manstink" has been in personal ads for years and maybe decades

ah i was unaware of that as a non-reader or personal ads; in that case it has been co-opted by manufacturers of body wash.

*of personal ads

I far prefer the term "manpussy".

just want to thank this thread for new screen name

i'm busy tabulating mancunts

http://www.fbkc.com.br/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/manimal.jpg

the miscuntage of man

http://www.iwu.edu/~iwunews/sports/mangina02.jpg
Sally Mangina

Sally Mangina replaces Barb Cothren, who stepped down as IWU women's tennis coach this spring but remains on staff as physical education department head and as a teacher.

yeah, i'm totally man-crushin' on d-will. can i say man-crush on ILX? no homo? homo? seriously, i'm man-crushin' over here.

http://www.lpcd.de/5/B9231_01.jpg

Mike Scioscia's loyalty knows no bounds. At least when it comes to Maicer Izturis.

You've heard of guys having a man crush? Well, Scioscia has a manager's crush when it comes to the little man he calls "Izzy."

How else can you explain his insistence that Izturis, with no home runs on a team that ranks 13th in the 14-club American League in homers, will continue to play second base, despite the presence of just-called-up Sean Rodriguez, who was leading the Pacific Coast League with 21 home runs?

tonight's red sox broadcast: dennis eckersley is accused by pbp man don orsillo of having a "man crush" on sandy koufax due to eck's gushing abt how "cool" sandy was at the hof induction and how nice his shoes were.