WTF BIRD????

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okay there has been a bird throwing itself at our laundry door window for like 30 minutes now. the cats are thrilled but im having a hitchcockian freakout over here. why is it doing that??

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

tuomas?

bobby dijindal (and what), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

maybe bird need to do some laundry

cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

It's trying to flee the giant spider crabs in your garden.

chap, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

It thinks it's reflection is a rival invading it's territory

snoball, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

Birds get pretty territorial coming up to the mating season, so it's probably attacking it's own reflection. Hang something on the door or something?

Frank Sumatra (NickB), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

Friday afternoon grammar and vocab

Frank Sumatra (NickB), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

or something

cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://lostchick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bird_thief.gif

eman, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

Crispjacker

Frank Sumatra (NickB), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

That gif pretty much defines 'saunter'

bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

seagulls are such shits

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

i just remembered there was a bird that looks exactly the same having a fit on our van windscreen yesterday.

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

wow it is some bird foreshadowing. maybe you are pregnant with half man half bird.

cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

!!

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

laundry bird is the father

cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

I'm watchin the maury povich show, I'm not the father, schwwwwww
about 20 hours ago from TwitterBerry

k3vin k., Friday, 27 February 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

wait if he were the father wouldnt he be trying to run away?

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

he's a stand-up bird.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

responsible.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

more like one night stand up bird am i rites

cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.watchinglost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/Season_Four_Finale/grown_up_walt_on_lost.jpg

Local Garda, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

now hes moved to my kids bedroom window

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

and no its not because he saw the crib and thinks his bird man baby is in there

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

is that what he told u???

throw some sb's (Lamp), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

bird man baby?

http://hiphopunleashed.tripod.com/baby_birdman_front.jpg

cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

wouldnt be the #1 stunna if he didnt keep throwing himself into windows all the time imo

throw some sb's (Lamp), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

bird is trying to get your spider baby

http://www.opencirclejc.com/elc/images/rungespider/MVC-831S.JPG

mullah mangenius (brownie), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/8/6/12/f_sadkangaroom_8acb782.gif

eman, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

:( poor befuddled wallaby

lolling through my bagel (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, this thread.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahha ROBBED

warmsherry, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

There’s a scrub jay in the nearby park that has started clipping my head when I walk my spaniel there. Like, it will follow us around hopping from tree to tree but swiping my head on the way. It’s probably just being a menace but I think it’s kinda cute.

brimstead, Thursday, 2 May 2024 19:25 (one year ago)

A robin has started relentlessly kamikaze-diving our basement (and car) window. Apparently they see their reflection and get mad at that other male bird.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 2 May 2024 19:38 (one year ago)

maybe it has a nest with babies nearby!!! maybe it covets some spaniel fur to line its nest? have you tried balancing a platform feeder on your head during your walks, one strewn with dog fur and peanuts in the shell

birds are such weird wondrous little guys!!

senseless Icelandic salsa slander (cat), Thursday, 2 May 2024 19:47 (one year ago)

xpost, that was meant for brimstead but should apply to Jordan as well, why not

senseless Icelandic salsa slander (cat), Thursday, 2 May 2024 19:49 (one year ago)

Oh there's definitely a nest in my case. Stupid, stupid bird.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 2 May 2024 19:54 (one year ago)

yeah that makes sense, cat, it’s probably trying to shoo us away

brimstead, Thursday, 2 May 2024 21:09 (one year ago)

One year my parents had a male robin attacking their picture window so vehemently he was leaving blood streaks on the glass

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 2 May 2024 21:24 (one year ago)

metal robin! \m/

ay brimstead i don't mean to discount the possibility that this is the beginning of your disney princess arc. have you noticed an uptick in magical phenomena? break into any good song-and-dance numbers lately? how alive are your parents right now?

senseless Icelandic salsa slander (cat), Friday, 3 May 2024 02:15 (one year ago)

(sorry, that last might be kind of horribly flippant, i hope all of your parents are as well as you'd like them to be, and if they aren't i'm so so so so sorry)

senseless Icelandic salsa slander (cat), Friday, 3 May 2024 02:16 (one year ago)

no worries, my family is doing relatively well at the moment. say, are you that black cat with the puffy tail that just stands in the playground at night? we think you’re really cool!

brimstead, Friday, 3 May 2024 15:57 (one year ago)

Baby peregrine falcon cam from Alcatraz Island

https://www.parksconservancy.org/parks/watch-peregrine-falcon-nest-webcam-alcatraz-island

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 May 2024 20:38 (one year ago)

One year my parents had a male robin attacking their picture window so vehemently he was leaving blood streaks on the glass

Yeah, the entire top half of the window is opaque with bird grease (not blood, I don't think).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 3 May 2024 20:45 (one year ago)


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