Surprise weekend highlight

Th at moment in full
(The shame of linking to the Sun)
Jay Kay showed himself to be an obnoxious twat didn't he? I hate violence but find it amusing that he got his come uppance. It was obviously an instinctual reaction from the photographer, but what was he thinking? The whole thing is documented from every angle and undoubtably he will pay big for it.

I hadn't seen those pictures before! The item on channel 5 was great because it was proper tv coverage. Bearing in mind that Attack of the Clones had to have a headbutt cut from it I was a bit shoocked to see some oldish bloke wade right in to Jay Kay on a Saturday lunchtime. But it was fantastic.

I loathe Jay kay as much as the next man, but the photographer was, by all accounts, the real cunt here. He'd have been more at home in "Hooligans" by the sound of it.

But, anyway, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is this the place to confess "Love Foolosophy" makes be very very happy?

This bit is funnier:

Jay to female journo:“You’re cute. You had better come and see me on tour. I wish I could talk to you all night but I couldn’t trust myself with a journalist. I get linked with every girl I talk to but really I want to find someone to marry.” [...] As I went to say goodbye he grabbed my hand and kissed it. He said: “I’d like to meet again but don’t put me in the paper.

Don't put me in the paper! What a fool.

I think boys are all jealous of Jay and his big countryside mansion, luck with the laydeez, funky dance moves and huge throbbing sports cars. Every time I go to stay at my parents' house I keep meaning to go and stalk him (it's not that close but same county so what the heck).

It's as good a place as any other.

I feel bad now for saying how much I enjoyed watching this but then hating hooligans etc.. The thing was that Jay Kay was being his wankerish norm and he obviously didn't expect to be headbutted. It wasn't a very nice thing to do but then nor was haranguing the photographer.

See! You are all jealous.

(First line of above post directed at Graham)

I meant my post

The next moment he gave me a nice, juicy headbutt and there was claret all over the gaff.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ha h ah aha ha