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Haha you thought this would be a relationship thread didn't you? Well I'm celibate so no.

Anyway this is about FAINTING. Have you ever fainted?

Yesterday afternoon I was relaxing with music following my night out on Saturday and I went to yawn and stretch and got a massive headrush and sort of fell over. I didn't quite faint but I was falling around for 30 seconds or so.

So relate your fainting experiences.

Ronan, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also if anyone's actually fainted like in a cartoon as a result of some man or woman sweeping them off their feet that would be great.

Ronan, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have petit mal, which is a v.v.v.minor and mild form of epilepsy, and as a teen swooned like billy-ho at every opportunity (almost always after some sharp but minor injury like twisting my ankle): once woke up on my music teacher's doorstep, face in the gravel, w.my fellow pupil kicking me in the ribs to bring me round — thanks philip!! (he went on to be a doctor, no surprises there)

mark s, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was falling around for 30 seconds or so

It is a relationship thread (If Roanan is a functional illiterate). I've never fainted, but I'm quite good at falling over and generally stumbling about.

Graham, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My v. low blood pressure has made me faint a few times (though today at work I think my low blood pressure is RISING FAST GRRRR): once totally randomly aged about 17, once in a belly dancing class at uni (everyone assumed cos I was anorexic HA HA HA well anyway a fat anorexic or pregnant), once in a Greek restaurant (cue blood spurting from my chin as I thwacked it on a table going down + small but discernable scar as I refused to go to casualty), once in a Mexican restaurant. Once almost Upstairs at the Garage (it was self preservation - get me away from this awful indie place, har har).

Emma, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There would be more but I'm guessing passing out drunk doesn't count.

Sadly I didn't swoon romantically to the floor on any of these occasions, instead went a terribly grey/whitey colour and hit the ground like a sack of spuds. Don't believe everything you read in the books / see in films, kids. The best thing about fainting is that it really freaks other people out.

Emma, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have petit mal, which is a v.v.v.minor and mild form of epilepsy
You completely shattered my world right now. I thought my looks had overwhelmed you.

Twice we've had a woman faint in the shop. Once we were just in time to put her on a chair. She started foaming at the mouth. It was extremely weird. The second time was a japanese customer who had had a bit too much. Her friends patted her on the shoulder saying "No problem, we'll just shop while you rest."

At the Cannibal Ox show a guy fainted. They picked him up. He sort of thanked them waving his arm. He turned around and *smack* fell on the ground again. Personally I didn't think the gig was that good.
I have extremely low blood pressure but I can handle it pretty well. Sometimes I feel like I am floating on the street. So if you see me acting like an extra out of Saturday Night Fevah, you know I am just trying to be a disco queen. Huh? Yeah.

cuba libre (nathalie), Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Twice. Once (and this is so cliched it's embarrassing) at a Manic Street Preachers concert aged 15. I had to be pulled out and then flopped over the guitar amp. Then in my second year of university in the middle of a dual carriage way. The girl I was with had to stop on coming traffic. I came to with grazes all over my face and a crowd of elderly women around me going "are you alright duck? Tha's had a nasty turn there." I like to think it was a direct result of the two hour media law lecture I'd just left, but there were other reasons.

Anna, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh this one is pretty silly, but here we go. I was visiting my ex- girlfriend (not an ex at the time) some years back (who was in typical convoluted "me" fashion staying with another ex of mine). I'd bussed down and ate a bit once I arrived, but for some reason decided not to eat again after breakfast although I was more than happy to snort a number of lines of meth (which suppressed my appetite admirably but failed to give me any REAL sustenance). So me, current g-friend, and ex are invited to go to acquaintance’s house and partake of their hot tub. So we ambled over there and it started to rain on the way. The acquaintance actually was not there, but her husband was still keen on hot-tubbing so we decided, eh why not. We hop into our suits and pop in. At this point it is raining pretty hard and the rain is pretty cool and the water is very warm and we sit in the tub for about a half an hour arguing about some movie and at some point I begin to feel very very very woozy and I figure it's time for me to get out and my friends agree. So we all go inside to the kitchen and begin toweling off and changing and I am telling some joke and suddenly my brain stops working and my arms and legs do too and I collapse like I was hit with a brick. My friends think I'm doing a really spectacular impression of someone very very drunk or something until I, on my way down, bang the back of my head with a resounding CRACK on the kitchen counter. Everyone apparently stood their looking at my prostrate form for a second while my girlfriend quickly pulled off her towel and began to prop my head up with it. So I'm on my back on the floor with a towel under my head trying to figure out exactly what happened, mumbling answers to my girlfriend's questions as she sits there on the floor wearing a bathing suit top and nothing else and the husband of the friend is standing over both of us wearing not a stitch. So I'm looking up at the two of them and at which point my girlfriend turns her head and is about an inch from this guy's wang. She quickly realizes her own state of undress and get's up and throws on her pants. I had a bump on my head for days. It quite hurt.

So here is the punch line to all this. You'd think that after this my dumb ass wouldn't be messing with drugs for the rest of the weekend, right. Wrong!! The next day I shoot up some absolutely awful heroin cut with God knows what and end up spending the next day or so sweating it out of my system. I finally get driven home as I am unable to actually make it onto to a bus even. Hahaha.

Alex in SF, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That doesn't count! Any fool can pass out when they've taken drugs! Only the truly delicate person can faint because they are so fragile they sometimes find the world too much for them like I have done!

Emma, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

about 15-20 times, i guess, though only once in the last three years. i'm basically very squeamish - most of these times were in biology lessons at school/after having injections. i always find it really really horrible - you can hear everyone a long way away and there's a ringing in your ears and you can smell blood... and then you're really weak and pale for ages afterwards.

only good bit is that i always twitch lots when i'm out, which freaks ppl out; i had to have tests for epilepsy when younger but apparently i'm ok.

toby, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahahaha. Roman made no mentioning of any guidelines ("no drug tales" for example) in his post, Emma.

Alex in SF, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

alex, you rock (and snorted)! heheh

cuba libre (nathalie), Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan make some guidelines banning drug stories NOW.

Emma, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have to pass this one to the moderator.

Ronan, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Though since Alex called me Roman I give him the imperial thumbs down. ahahahahaha sorry, that joke is a new low.

Ronan, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops. Sorry Ronan. I haf no drug related excuse either (although the M and the N keys are very close to one another). *faints due to fragility in face of a world too much for him*

Alex in SF, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan/ Roman - your e-mail seems to have undergone some sort of fainting fit and no longer wants to accept messages.

Anna, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No I got it just now, after deleting a few million messages.

Ronan, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This isn't some sort of pathetic attempt at oneupmanship, but I'll see Mark S's petit mal and raise him a grand mal, i.e. I am epileptic. I've not had any bother with it in years, thankfully, but it did mean that I had three full-scale fits many years ago. I passed out for around twenty minutes on the worst, and was unaware (despite moving to the bathroom) for at least another half hour. The details are unpleasant, so I won't relate them. I wrenched a lot of muscles and ached for several days. The friend at whose house I was went and hid in the kitchen. He's a bit rub in some ways, sadly.

Martin Skidmore, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i got quite blase about mine, and almost always knew well enough in advance (strange noise/taste/smell + muzzy feeling) to sit down and put head between knees (fnar no i mean MY knees etc arf), which sometimes helps

i used to consider it a product of the boundless leaping energy inside my head

grand mal must be a pig pain

mark s, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pig = big

mark s, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My uncle has severe epilepsy and has ever since I was 3 years old. It is very scary to me. I had a friend who had petit mal and he never had anything weird going on as far as I noticed (sure he must take some medication or something though).

I've never fainted, but about 2 months ago I was standing in the kitchen and suddenly got very very dizzy. I mean, I've gotten dizzy after trying my shoes and standing up quick, but this was just standing like normal. That freaked me out.

marianma, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And when I say severe I mean that my uncle would have at least one seizure a day. Medicine has come a long way, but not in time to keep him from leading a depressed and morbid existance.

marianna, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

when people faint i find it very weird. it's the way someone just slides into behaving in an irrational manner (i.e. slumping to the floor). friend of mine did it in a club not too long ago, and as usual i got that brief few seconds where i thought that was what she intended to do. i'm just slow to make that switch into realising someone is acting in ways beyond their control. it's eerie. anyone else feel this?

Alan Trewartha, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I've not seen someone faint (in recent memory anyway) but the obvious impression I got from everyone who saw me drop like a poled steer was that it took them a bit to figure out I wasn't making some sort of dodgy joke (which might say more about me then them). So I think that your reaction is pretty common.

Alex in SF, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well the first time I fainted was in front of my mum & brother and apparently he was really worried, oh dear. Then the belly dancing time I was surrounded by the rest of the class (= about 15 girls) demanding to know if I had eaten that day / might be pregnant etc. They were concerned which was nice but they were all total strangers so a bit embarrassing. Then in the Greek restaurant the manager thought I was drunk (I'd only had 1 glass of wine) but I had warned my mates by saying 'I feel faint, I'm going to put some water on my face'. In the Mexican restaurant I was in the toilets and some girl offered to go and get my mates, she went off and said 'there's some blonde girl in a very short skirt fainting in the toilets' they said oh that's not Emma then realised I had gone missing & it probably was me. Then the manageress gave me some ice to hold on the back of my neck (very strange cure for faintness but still).

Emma, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I am exhausted, i sometimes go blank , have no idea where i am and often my body reacts violently going limp and refusing to move.

anthony, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Back in 1994, 95 or so, I was reading some story about heroin users in Seattle (oh, the surprise) at the UCI newspaper office. Must have been primed for some sort of wooziness, because I remember getting very disoriented. Friends walked in and said I was sitting in the chair with my head pointed towards the ceiling, twitching. They thought I was kidding about something, but I have no memory of this at all. I remember seeing my friends standing in front of me, but everything was two-dimensional, like a weird dream come to life. I stumbled out of the chair, insisting I should be at home waking up in bed or something, and when I turned back towards them they were horrified at how pale I was, all the blood had drained from my face. Ambulance was called, and the doctors in the emergency room concluded it was some sort of one-off situation -- and it hasn't happened since, truthfully enough.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark: I had advance warnings on two of the three, but not the worst. I've had the advance symptoms loads of other times - I find closing my eyes and getting a sugar rush from something like a bar of chocolate gets rid of it. I have so far failed to get lots of chocolate prescribed for me. The advance symptoms are hard to describe. Tunnel vision is the closest, sometimes to the point that I can only read one letter at a time, and have to build up words. Obviously I stop trying to read at such times. It makes crossing roads very hard, as it takes maybe 15 seconds of staring to ensure that there's nothing coming from that direction. Thankfully, I've had nothing worse than minor attacks of the visual effects in about 15 years now.

Martin Skidmore, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I need to start hanging out with Sean.

nabisco%%, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have never fainted but i am prone to dizzy spells, where i completely lose concentration for about 30 seconds and it kinda feels good like a sneeze except yr not sneezing. i don't know what causes this, its never bothered me enough to go to the doctor about.

di, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i fainted at the mall - it was not luv

ducklingmonster, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I was in love with the smell of my festering finger" I cut it with a grater (accident) the next day it smelled truly beef sushi, I was at art school and showing off about how id taken on the grater, and then everything was all yellow and my head got very cold and I couldnt hear anything then I went for a dive. but it was graceful. I liked it. Felt a little bit goofy because the cut was about 1cmm long. also passed out at a trance party - that MUST have been a good dive because noone actually came to my assistance. I 'came to' a while later with drool stalectites and floor pattern cheeks. sorry yes drug related. Did they think I CHOSE to have a nap in front of a speaker?

jeska, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Due to low blood pressure I used to faint a lot, even while sitting down - which seems a bit silly.

The idea behind the ice on the back of the neck thing is that it will make the arteries there constrict and that will help make the blood pressure high enough to get the blood to the brain.

I often know before I'm going to faint because I feel like I need to lift the hair off the back of my neck or put something cool there. Ice would be great.

toraneko, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmm, I always get very hot before fainting. Also seeing double. But there is never sufficient warning to do anything about it.

Emma, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I've only fainted once and that was drug-related. God my head went hot.

N., Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I once had a woman have a seizure while we were doin' it. She awoke and did not recognize me at all for a good thirty seconds. Oh, how we laughed once she stopped screaming in terror.

A. Nonny Moose, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have never fainted. Never once in my entire life. Really. I'm worried that if I do faint, I'll panic and think that I'm dying, which is my greatest fear.

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey jeska, I fainted from grating my finger too! But it was more immediately after. oh yeah and it was a peeler, not a grater. But it was when I was at art shool.

This other time I fainted from giving blood, my friends bought me all these "blood coloured" drinks to revive me.

and another time I fainted for just no reason at all, maybe I was hungry or something.

rainy, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am also quite woossy about having blood taken, even if its just a few mls i seriously have to take time out for about 30 minutes.

di, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I start thinking of the pain that would ensue if you grated your wrists I find it hard to stop and the mental image disgusts me. It's almost as bad as someone biting a fork while they eat. That noise....urgh.

Ronan, Sunday, 26 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
i faint at the sight of blood, among other reasons, and have become an unwilling expert on the subject. i also fainted when my boyfriend proposed, which he thought was a romantic swoon, but was actually just me making a fool of myself in a swanky restaurant. when i collected my senses, i told him no.

julie holland, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was in Japan when this question was asked by you'll be unsurprised to hear that I have never fainted. I am the point man for dealing with fainters at work. I have learned to hate students who feign fainting.

Pete, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I fainted once for no apparent reason. My mom almost died and almost made me stay home from girl scout rollerskating, OH NO. It was in sixth grade.

Pete do you have a lot of students who feign fainting? Why do they do that?

Maria, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
this thread makes me dizzy

kephm, Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I've fainted several times, though technically it was drug related, but I think it counts, cos I didnt PASS OUT, I FAINTED, theres a difference :( (i have low blood pressure and being stoned enhances it severely)

Anyway this one time I'm sitting at my desk at home on IRC and I remember typing "Im gonna log off now, I feel weird" to a friend.

The next thing I know I'm lying on the floor under my desk, wondering what I was looking for down here. I then realise the back of my head hurts. I assume I fainted and tipped sideways out of my chair and fell onto the floor, whacking my head on the desk on the way down.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

one time I was in a hot-tub too long. and then I got out. and then I was out.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 September 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...
I happen to be diabetic, now that I know this, I've NEVER (knock on wood) had a problem that would be considered an emergency. However, before I knew that I was diabetic, I had one particular incident that comes to mind. I was in my senior year of high school, first period class, talking instead of working... Thats why I chose drafting & engineering... We didn't have to do anything, except one day every week. Hey, free period!

Anyhoo, I was just talking to someone about ideas for our last day of school. It was a senior custom to soak everyone, so we thought about balloons, water guns, garden hoses, borrowing indian tanks from the fire company. I happened to be an EMT with a local volunteer fire company, and many class mates were also emts, and volunteer firemen. So we were considering our high-flow options; and how to turn on the schools outdoor stand pipes. This is mid-May, it's about 90 degrees already, NO AIR CONDITIONING! The school and some ceiling fans, heaters were always blasting heat to keep the school and even 78 Degrees. This was just too much, I began to prespire heavily. I hadn't easten breatfast as usual, and hurried to drive around a pick my friends up. So I was gettin kinda hungry/thirsty. At some point, I began to get REALLY -REALLY dizzy, and my bud Jush asked if I was feeling alright, which attract the attention of the other 3 class members. There were only six of us in the class, which is usually made up of those who don't do much anyway, but still get good grades. (B/c we did all our *homework from the previous day in this class). Anyhoo, another bud came over really close which kind of threw my balance off, and I'm sitting on a 4' drafters stool, Josh put his hand on my shoulder to keep me from falling, and they were all talking-but I was quite there. I could feel someone taking my pulse, and that kind of woke me up. But we're just getting started. Someone ran to get our instructor, he wasn't in the shop I guess so they picked up the direct-line to the office and asked for help. But I must have felt I was in control, b/c I stood up, and walked out w/ some assistance. I layed in the nurses office for an hour, assured them I was fine, didn't let anyone touch me and then went on with my day. Big mistake. I went to my next, and favorite period... Lunch. But I had to mind the hall traffic so decided to go to my locker, my friends followed me from the nurses office, almost as if they knew what was going to happen. I bent down to pick up my history book, and was interrupted by my Trig instructor bitching at me for missing his class, as I stood up; he was filled in by my antorage (sp?). He apologized, and began talking about himself being an emt, like we didn't know... He only told us every time there was a spare moment of his class-like he was trying to impress us-or we were his only little private emt club. Finally got away from him, went to lunch, f**ked up again. I had a chefs salad, and bottle of water. Healthy yes, good to keep my body in shape, yes. But it didn't do $hit for my soon to be diabetic problem. I got up, went to the rest room, bent down to wash off my face, stood up... Still sweaty, still dizzy... I mumbled a few words to my self, something to the effect like what the hell is wrong with me. Again... My antorage (sp?) poke in to ask whats taking me so long, I told them I need to go lay down again... Before I could say anything else, I threw up in the sink; again, and once again. I started to walk out to the hall way, turned to walk down the wheel chair ramp and josh said that I looked really pale. I was walking leaning on the wall and hand rail rounded a corner near the science wing, about 400 yards (3 buildings) from the ONLY nurses office. I stopped, and leaned against the wall. I told them I felt like I was going throw up again. I did, oops, couldn't help it. I always hated the smell of that crap they threw on puke. yuck. I walked about 20 more feet, and managed to get out "get help".... I collapsed. I was out for about fifteen minutes, I woke into a state of conscious but not alert to anything. My trig teacher came running down the hall w/ an emergency box and AED. Didn't need the defibrillator, but never hurts to be prepared I guess. Kind of drifted out again, and woke up w/ an oxygen mask on me, and I was on the collapsable stretcher from the pool in the gym. They put in in the nurses office, my blood pressure was 70/50, pulse was in the 140's. This was a sign of shock, but what the problem was I would know until the ambulance came-took unusually long. My blood glucose level was 32. WOW!!! I was out of school for a few days while I learned how to manage my newly founded problem. This was my first problem, I did have a second. But that was just an oops. I was at a forest fire, walked too far, worked too much. Hot out, sunny, no rest. Fainted, no biggie, lots of people do that. Not as embarassing as passing out in school, and requiring an ambulance. I got an award at graduation, for being the only student that year to need an ambulance. ha ha. very funny. Thats my story.

Robert Bluh-Aughtor, Thursday, 1 July 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)


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