ed o'neill as alphonse hercules bundy VS randy quaid as edwarrd "eddie" johnson

Al hates fat women, his job, the prospect of having sex with his wife, his feminist neighbor Marcy D'Arcy, and the French. He loves dirty magazines, free beer, bowling and "nudie" bars, and often cherishes the glory moment of his past - scoring four touchdowns "in a single game" while playing for the fictional Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus fictional Andrew Johnson High School, including the game winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis “Spare Tire” Dixon (played by Bubba Smith in episode "All-Nite Security Dude"). His favorite movie is Hondo, and his favorite sitcom is Psycho Dad. His favorite magazine is Big'uns. He enjoys watching sports and dirty movies on television, with his right hand tucked into his pants (he switches to his left hand on Sundays).

bundy, no question

shitter's full

Clark: My cousin in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain...
Eddie: I appreciate that, Clark.

i guess this comes down to if you think its funnier for a dirtbag to be self-aware or guileless

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r'n on the f to "black big'uns"

is al bundy's middle name really hercules?

at 2:15

ha. it's weird when ed o'neill shows up on, like, the west wing, playing a normal person with dignity.

ya west wing is an extreme example tho--its hard enough to take him seriously as a kind & intelligent person, let alone as a governor and nominee for president

little giants!!

holy shit

Man this was such a good show, but not a fair poll; 90s American sitcom icon vs. a character that appears in two amusing movies (no point in considering the others).

ha. it's weird when ed o'neill shows up on, like, the west wing, playing a normal person with dignity.

― horseshoe, Sunday, March 1, 2009 6:12 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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After being introduced to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu by his friend, writer/director John Milius, O'Neill has now trained in the martial art for 15 years under the mentoring of Rorion Gracie and is now a Black Belt.[6]

al bundy would win any poll imo

ha. it's weird when ed o'neill shows up on, like, the west wing, playing a normal person with dignity.

― horseshoe, Sunday, March 1, 2009 6:12 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol yes - or david mamet movies

i bet hes a weird dude to hang out with

Whenever you see Ed O'Niel plying his craft to the one artform he truly loves, it's impossible not to blurt out some stupid catchphrase from Married with Children. "Detective Friday, let's have sex." "Ehhhh, no Peg." [flushes toilet installed next to him for some reason, audience hoots and hollers in approval]

burt_stanton what do you think about cousin eddie

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"It's not just any old toilet, Peg. It's a FERGUSON."

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