TS: Angelina vs. Jen

no

yes

but good try!

lol. heresy, i guess, but jennifer a. is hotter.

jen because she doesn't take herself so goddamn seriously and my moms have been crushing on angie since i was like 12

get them dyking while my russian wing makes a snuff film of brad pitt and john mayer

there is no good way to combine max and cankles

maxkles?
canxles?

no

THAT WASNT CANKLES IT WAS LURIQUA

cmon dude

anyway JEN so easy

whew i was depending on you jordan

jen because she doesn't take herself so goddamn seriously

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 1, 2009 8:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is otm - jen and vince vaughn = my favorite celeb couple of the decade

Angelina no question. Sure J seems less uptight etc. but she's annoying looking.

^ exactly what i was thinking

i don't care for either though tbh

Yeah, same here really.

Ugh I will never be on the side of that homewrecker. Also, Jen has not inspired any pycho, unfit, copycat Octomoms.

jen's terrible movie choices are easier to stomach than angie's terrible movie choices. and jen usually rises above bad material (although she was one of the worst things about friends).

Angelina no question. Sure J seems less uptight etc. but she's annoying looking.

How is Angelina not annoying-looking? She's one of the most annoying-looking people in the world!

she's annoying looking but i still want to see her in changeling rocking a cool cloche hat and pea coat.

but padma lakshmi does the angelina look so much better than angelina does. (and fwiw, i think octomom is pretty.)

kind of hate them both but angie, just.

jen's terrible movie choices are easier to stomach than angie's terrible movie choices. and jen usually rises above bad material (although she was one of the worst things about friends).

i have the opposite reaction - would rather sit through jolie's shitty action films than jen's shitty romcoms. and i like jen on friends.

i don't really understand how angelina stumbled onto this rep as a *serious actress* when her biggest movies have been tomb raider and mr & mrs smith and her only arty credit is like "Gia"

Someone text them for me as i lost their numbers and get them to pitch themselves to me as i know they'll both be wanting my vote for this.

jennifer aniston is like the most boring, plain-looking (in a bad way) celebrity I can think of. Angie OBVIOUSLY.

jen and vince vaughn = my favorite celeb couple of the decade

― cr?m of the crop (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 2, 2009 3:00 AM (6 hours ago)

o_O

Angelina. Jen is sexless.

Yeah that's a good way to describe her. Also, she was in that terribly unfunny sitcom Friends.

friends is lol f u

omg so obviously angelina

Are we at the point now where people can talk about "that terribly unfunny sitcom Friends" in the same way people talk about "that terribly overrated band The Beatles"?

Felicity OTM. Strikes me that Angelina (who was at one stage genuinely gorgeous) can't be interested in a man unless he's already with someone else, so half the attraction is about starting an inappropriate competition with other women ie. over a man. That and the 'you're beautiful, WAI BOTOX?' thing bespeak a certain kind of insecure most of us learned to diffuse by young adulthood.

long time since an-jol has been hot imho. and she is not great at the acting.

they're both really boring these days, especially when it comes to fashion, but jolie was at least once hot and interesting before she decided to be santa angelina, whereas aniston was always boring even when she was good at stuff.

Angelina has always been boring in fashion terms. Tahari? St John? Is she...50 or something?

also: wear a colour! any colour! just NOT BLACK AGAIN

it's a pity cuz her oscars outfit pairing the black dress and those amazing emerald earrings could've been really striking but all you could think was "SHE'S WEARING BLACK AGAIN, NOOOO"

though having said that...can anyone even remember what jen wore. or if she was there. or anything about her.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/841409~Sky-Captain-and-the-World-of-Tomorrow-Angelina-Jolie-Advance-Posters.jpg

^would vote Angelina just for being in this ace mess tbh.

also: wear a colour! any colour! just NOT BLACK AGAIN

http://www.allmoviesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/angelina_jolie_yellow.jpg

not recent but not bad

when angelina was the right weight she was in a league of her own gorgeousness, but that was at least five years ago. Jen still too thin, but wears it better.

Angelina's lips always remind me of Stephen Chow's in Kung Fu Hustle.

Angelina no question. Sure J seems less uptight etc. but she's annoying looking.

How is Angelina not annoying-looking? She's one of the most annoying-looking people in the world!

Huh, I don't see that. I think she's gorgeous. Jen on the other hand has a weird annoying pointy chin and other plain features I just don't find her attractive. Angie could do with more smiling and less black though, it's true.

Hey Hoos, don't knock Gia. ;-)

I mean woah:

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii273/huanlingyao/girlspic/Angelina_Jolie_001.jpg

Airbrushing: a girl's best friend....

Well yeah of course but still she's amazingly beautiful.

she looks kind of gay there tbh

It was one of the first pics that came up!! Plus her boobs looked pretty fantastic. You get my point though.

get them dyking while my russian wing makes a snuff film of brad pitt and john mayer

― homie bhabha (max), Sunday, March 1, 2009 9:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there is no good way to combine max and cankles

maxkles?
canxles?

no

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 1, 2009 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i WISH i came up with something that good

angelina btw... jen was hot as hell in her prime but now she's just plain as hell

rip that trope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_And_Out

This came out the year before and is pretty much the inverse of what you're describing (not making a point, you just reminded me this movie existed)

Oh god that movie was awful.

YES IT WAS

what was the point of that movie

kevin kline doesn't make bad movies

The film was inspired by Tom Hanks's tearful speech when he accepted his 1994 Oscar (for his role in Philadelphia), in which he mentioned his high-school drama coach Rawley Farnsworth, and his former classmate John Gilkerson, "two of the finest gay Americans, two wonderful men that I had the good fortune to be associated with" - unaware that Farnsworth was still 'in the closet'.

apparently the point was "lol Tom Hanks is a douche"

i don't remember much about it except the premise was something like "getting tongue from tom selleck will make you realize you've been gay that whole time"

The film ends with everyone dancing to the Village People's song "Macho Man".

fuck this

The whole "wait, despite all the lazy stereotypes, he... is actually gay, sorry" thing was infuriating; I kept thinking if they'd done this with an ethnic minority, everyone involved would have been fired.

oh so its ok as long as no "actual celebrity" is dead? you make me sick you piece of shit

― and what, Thursday, March 29, 2007 3:13 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

I have actively avoided Kevin Kline movies after seeing this in the theatre, btw.

yeah i remember it getting fairly good reviews(?) and thinking it might be a decent way to kill a couple of hours. i was so very very wrong. it was insulting and annoying.

http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9904E6DE1138F93AA2575AC0A961958260
http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/5949293/review/5949294/in_out

In retrospect, I blame me seeing this move on Peter Travers.

High-quality Aniston movie that's always forgotten = Friends with Money

Yeah, In and Out was horrible. Joan Cusack got an Oscar nom for it, too.

It's not even that I have anything against her, it's just like she exclusively makes movies I wouldn't be interested in seeing.

― nabisco, Tuesday, March 3, 2009 5:12 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha otm (although this may be more true for me with jennifer connelly than with angelina jolie)

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I have actively avoided Kevin Kline movies after seeing this in the theatre, btw.

there have probably only been like, one or two since then anyway.

i thought one of the big hollywood jokes about In and Out was that Klien was and is widely rumored to in the closet himself (no idea if that is true).

I saw "Wild Wild West" by accident because it was on cable (I liked it) but the others, do not want.

Not interested in yr shitty Shakespeare movies or Cole Porter vanity projects, Kevin; sorry

his Hamlet was pretty good, from what I remember, but I was in high school at the time

i saw the Emperor's Club or w/e on cable a while back... goddamn it was so bad it makes me mad to think abt it

yeah that movie was fucking terrible

That's the one that's like Dead Poet's Society, right?

Cole Porter vanity projects

OK, probably should be more embarrassed to admit this but De-Lovely is a total guilty pleasure of mine. It's beautiful to watch because of the costuming/styling etc. Plus I like Cole Porter but yeah.

i planned on seeing de-lovely and never got around to it. i kind of love kevin kline. and ashley judd.

The clothes she wears in that movie are gorgeous.

she's the prettiest.

http://rosemarymaccabe.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/ashley_judd-feminist.jpg

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pffft

there are 50 gays on ILE

the fuck

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I don't get it, why does anybody like Angelina Jolie?

I mean she's never been good in anything/in anything good. ever.

What has Jennifer Aniston done (I didn't vote btw. Democracy loses!)?

granted not a lot but the Good Girl was... pretty good.

also Office Space/flair

She's in Office Space? She was the worst thing about the Good Girl too.

She's the love interest in "Office Space".

christ I just suffered through the Changeling last night, horrible.

I don't get it, why does anybody like Angelina Jolie?

If I didn't like her, I'd still vote for Angelina cause Jennifer is just plain NO.

Yes, this ^

Joan Collins thinks there is only one true Hollywood beauty left, and at 77 she doesn't mince words.

The 'Dynasty' actress tells UK's Hello! magazine:

"I have to say, there aren't that many good looking actresses around today. I mean, there's Angelina Jolie and there's... Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the public are starved of gorgeous people.

"When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/12/joan-collins-jennifer-ani_n_760035.html

great thread

ya cankles otm, there was an episode of friends where she was wearing some kind of bizarre plaid skirt or something and the classic 'rachel' hair and i think boots and it was objectively one of the ugliest and most hideous outfits anyone has ever worn and i have never forgotten how slammin she looked, i remember watching it in jr high or early high school and bein like a tex avery cartoon

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:30 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

iirc it was the episode where ross loses his monkey i believe

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:30 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i remember the boys i knew thinking she was superhot then. this was in high school, basically/

― horseshoe, Monday, March 2, 2009 1:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha yes EXACTLY

helloooo nurse~

― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*jaw drops to floor, tongue rolls out like a carpet*

― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont know what it is, she probably has some sort of voodoo spell/deal w/ the devil b/c imo courteney cox is objectively hotter and dressed better on the show but like... jennifer aniston 94-98 or so is tops tops tops

― homie bhabha (max), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

actually all otm upon further reflection and i swear i remember that plaid skirt

when i was 13, 14, just entering puberty, aniston elicited in myself what i can only call animalistic lust~~

great thread

bitch is still unreal looking

http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl234943_015.jpg

it's like, what