THE REAL ULTIMATE POLL

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
The Holy Spirit 18
The Son 9
The Father 6


Benjamin Motherfucking Franklin (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, there was supposed to be a Sistine Ceiling God and a Warner Sallman Christ there.

Benjamin Motherfucking Franklin (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

G daddy got this shut sewn up

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

SHIT GODDAM IPHONE

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

Father: preachy distant mofo
Son: ugh hippies
Holy Spirit: class act all round wkiw

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, holy spirit is what animates and binds all things, and also reveals prophecy, heals lames, and makes people dance like mental patients. clear winner.

i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

As a nominal yid, and a big fan of lopsided acts of revenge, I gotta go with B_g Y_hw_h on this one.

Benjamin Motherfucking Franklin (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

elmo, you're thinking of The Force.

lolling through my bagel (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

Holy Spirit == underrated

Less violent baggage than the Father (see: Old Testament, in toto). Less of a publicity whore than the Son. One less penis than either of the others, too.

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

I thought this was going to be about ninjas. I'm glad it's not.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

Man I hadn't thought of that site in years when I started this poll. Poorly named!

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:38 (sixteen years ago)

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StanM, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

bustin makes me feel good

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

If we're talking about who's most worthy of your belief/dedication, I'd go with Jesus, hands down.

batmeh (brightscreamer), Friday, 6 March 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

oh hands down, totally

elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 March 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

Holy Spirit, easy. Theologically, the HS is like 9/11 truth or orgone energy or area 51: Nobody knows what the fuck the HS is, but he's there and xtians have to deal and when you drill down they get really uncomfy about yr probing questions.

Alas, those pwns never came. (libcrypt), Friday, 6 March 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

jewish = gotta go with dad
god damn polytheists

iatee, Friday, 6 March 2009 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

isn't the holy spirit the same as the father? which father or holy spirit are we talking about? If I vote I will probably go with the son because he is the only one I know that exists (or existed). and in my book, he had a hell of a great time with buddhist monks in the himalayas - getting 'high' and yak-tipping or whatnot

CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 March 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

They're all the same as the others!

Don't ask, it's theology. It's not supposed to make sense.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

They're all the same but the Holy Ghost is the more enigmatic one.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 8 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 9 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)


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