THE REAL ULTIMATE POLL

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
The Holy Spirit	18
The Son	9
The Father	6

― Benjamin Motherfucking Franklin (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

Okay, there was supposed to be a Sistine Ceiling God and a Warner Sallman Christ there.

― Benjamin Motherfucking Franklin (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

G daddy got this shut sewn up

― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

SHIT GODDAM IPHONE

― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

Father: preachy distant mofo
Son: ugh hippies
Holy Spirit: class act all round wkiw

― tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:44 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, holy spirit is what animates and binds all things, and also reveals prophecy, heals lames, and makes people dance like mental patients. clear winner.

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

As a nominal yid, and a big fan of lopsided acts of revenge, I gotta go with B_g Y_hw_h on this one.

― Benjamin Motherfucking Franklin (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

elmo, you're thinking of The Force.

― lolling through my bagel (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

Holy Spirit == underrated

Less violent baggage than the Father (see: Old Testament, in toto). Less of a publicity whore than the Son. One less penis than either of the others, too.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

I thought this was going to be about ninjas. I'm glad it's not.

― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

Man I hadn't thought of that site in years when I started this poll. Poorly named!

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:38 (sixteen years ago)

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― StanM, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

bustin makes me feel good

― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

If we're talking about who's most worthy of your belief/dedication, I'd go with Jesus, hands down.

― batmeh (brightscreamer), Friday, 6 March 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

oh hands down, totally

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 March 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

Holy Spirit, easy. Theologically, the HS is like 9/11 truth or orgone energy or area 51: Nobody knows what the fuck the HS is, but he's there and xtians have to deal and when you drill down they get really uncomfy about yr probing questions.

― Alas, those pwns never came. (libcrypt), Friday, 6 March 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

jewish = gotta go with dad
god damn polytheists

― iatee, Friday, 6 March 2009 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

isn't the holy spirit the same as the father? which father or holy spirit are we talking about? If I vote I will probably go with the son because he is the only one I know that exists (or existed). and in my book, he had a hell of a great time with buddhist monks in the himalayas - getting 'high' and yak-tipping or whatnot

― CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 March 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

They're all the same as the others!

Don't ask, it's theology. It's not supposed to make sense.

― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

They're all the same but the Holy Ghost is the more enigmatic one.

― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:57 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 8 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 9 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

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