ASHLEY JUDD

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So pretty, so good in very mediocre movies

Poll Results

OptionVotes
# Heat (1995) .... Charlene Shiherlis 7
# Bug (2006) .... Agnes White 7
# Ruby in Paradise (1993) .... Ruby Lee Gissing 7
# "Star Trek: The Next Generation" .... Ensign Lefler (2 episodes, 1991) 6
# Smoke (1995) .... Felicity 5
# The Passion of Darkly Noon (1995) .... Callie 3
# Where the Heart Is (2000) .... Lexie Coop 3
# Kiss the Girls (1997) .... Dr. Kate McTiernan 2
Double Jeopardy (1999) .... Libby 2
# Till Death Us Do Part (1992) (TV) .... Gwen Fox 1
# Kuffs (1992) .... Wife of Paint Store Owner 1
# Simon Birch (1998) .... Rebecca Wenteworth 1
# The Ryan Interview (2000) (TV) .... Fredericka Rose 0
# Helen (2008/I) .... Helen 0
# Come Early Morning (2006) .... Lucy Fowler 0
# De-Lovely (2004) .... Linda Porter 0
# "Sisters" .... Reed Halsey (32 episodes, 1991-1994) 0
# Natural Born Killers (1994) (scenes deleted) .... Grace Mulberry 0
# Twisted (2004/I) .... Jessica Shepard 0
# Frida (2002) .... Tina Modotti 0
# Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) .... Younger Vivi Abbott Walker 0
# Norma Jean & Marilyn (1996) (TV) .... Norma Jean Dougherty 0
# A Time to Kill (1996) .... Carla Brigance 0
# Dick Richards (1996) .... Julie 0
# Normal Life (1996) .... Pam Anderson 0
# The Locusts (1997) .... Kitty 0
# High Crimes (2002) .... Claire Kubik 0
# Someone Like You... (2001) .... Jane Goodale 0
# Our Friend, Martin (1999) (V) (voice) .... Mrs. Dale 0
# Eye of the Beholder (1999) .... Joanna Eris 0
# Crossing Over (2009) .... Denise Frankel 0


Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

ok dude

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

she is ~*perfect*~

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

lols i love her, and not just for my usual shallow reasons.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

voted for Heat cuz it's the only one i saw

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

she seems like she would be easy to hang with

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

she is really good at everything but comic acting

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i think i'll vote for the marilyn monroe one because wtf @ supposing to believe ashley judd and mira sorvino are the same person

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

her smile is nice

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i had the misfortune to watch her in that horrible romantic comedy with hugh jackman and she was terrible, but i think she's really good in other bad movies.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Smoke.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link

omg i kind of loved it anyway xp

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

And she does really awesome work for YouthAIDS and seems very down to earth. Plus yeah she's gorgeous.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

wait hugh jackman? which one was that?

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

and she loves college football

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

omg why is she not my friend

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish we could all hang out and east creme eggs with her. I'm just going to assume that she would be down for that.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

oops "eat" not "east"

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

We just saw "Twisted" last weekend and I am kind of convinced it is one of the dumbest movies ever made, like beyond "Roadhouse" dumb because there is absolutely ZERO acknowledgment of the complete and utter ridiculousness of the movie's premise.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

o god a time to kill. fuck that movie.

i watch "where the heart is" whenever it's on tv, which is often.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

it's TERRIBLE

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

i voted for "reaction shots during college basketball games"

wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

The best month I ever had in college was when I was dating a girl that looked exactly like Ashley Judd. Pretty, very intelligent, unfortunately she turned out to be a little crazy as well and ended the blissful month with a trainwreck of an exclamation point.

legendary North American forest ape (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

a while back i had a big time crush on an older lady (read: 28) who looks exactly like her, so mixed feelings here - mostly positive tho~

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

an older lady (read: 28)

OLDER!!??

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

ade is a child

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah but phrased like that it sounded like he meant older in the general sense like as in elderly not older than him. lol.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Norma Jean & Marilyn was the best

akm, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

and not just becuz naked although that helps

akm, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

she has dated the weirdest group of guys

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

she dated michael bolton, right? that is on some christy turlington-ed burns shit. ;_;

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2008/galleries/040708_judd02_400x400.jpg

So, they have to have different fathers, right?

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i always thought it would be hard to be wynonna judd for that reason :(

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

christy turlington-ed burns shit

DUDE - are you comparing Bolton to Ed Burns? At least Burns is pretty good looking!

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i only mean that she was just old enough for me to see that there was too much of a gap between us, i guess - she had Grown Folks type concerns and i was still walking around in a Nintendo hoodie - that made her seem more unattainable to me than her unbelievable attractiveness

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

michael bolton, robert deniro, lyle lovett, brady anderson

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

LISTEN ED BURNS IS THE DEVIL WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

the fact that ed burns still gets to direct movies blows my everlovin mind

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

poor Wynonna

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahaha, I know! lol Grown Folks type concerns.

x-posts Yeah poor Wynonna she must have worked hard to not be bitter.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not saying anything about Ed Burns movie making/acting abilities. I'm just asking if a Bolton/Burns comparisson is really fair.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

It really has to suck to be the daughter in a mother/daughter group and have lots of people assume you are the mother.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

they are both totally talentless and disgusting and the worst ever is what i'm saying

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

haha wow, Ed Burns inspires passion

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i think horseshoe has a secret crush

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i think i am the only person still dedicated to hating him post-1990s but i saw she's the one. i hate that motherfucker.

xpost THAT IS NOT CUTE MAX

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

would u hatesmash? y/n

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I saw him and Heather Graham once at a restaurant on Fire Island and they wouldn't stop making out and it was pretty gross.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

the thing about ashley judd too is that she seems like she knows how to be a girl's girl, and a guy's girl, all at once

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

i think ashley judd is bff with salma hayek. that is a lot of pretty, as well.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

to be a fly on that wall...

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Torn between "Bug" and "Ruby in Paradise," which, between the two, showcase some pretty great range. Whatever happened to Victor Nuñez? Why didn't he make, like, a bunch more movies?!

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahaha now i want a movie where tara reid keeps passing out and waking up next the mutilated corpse's of c-list sitcom actors

"movie"

― the British have some odd talents, writing obituaries is one of them (Lamp), Friday, March 6, 2009 2:41 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It turns out that the guy from american pie was the murderer with his reasoning that he wanted to protect her

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

She's BRUTAL in "Frida," though. I like to blame Edward Norton, for some reason.

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

o rly i haven't seen frida.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i am comfortable with blaming edward norton.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Edward Norton and Ed Burns should make a buddy movie.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha - Googling her in that movie returns reviews that alternately mention her German/Mexican/Russian accent (she plays an Italian photographer!)

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

there was a 2wk period in college when everytime i asked my girlfriends what they were doing, they were about to go watch Frida

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

surmounter even tho i was mad about chipmunk cheeks, i just want you to know that you are a+++

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

double jeopardy is the most ashley judd ashley judd movie

straight up, you're payin' jacks just to hear me phase (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

haha :) no offense meant, i would love to grab a pint with you and ashley

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

daer university of kentucky: i believe ashley judd is an alumna

mookieproof, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

M@tt: I would have agreed with that before I saw "Twisted".

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Double Jeopardy has a pretty 'it turns out he was the murderer with his reasoning that he wanted to protect her' kind of ending, too

lonely hearts club ban (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Bruce Greenwood poll please

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Wait, fuck, SPOILER ALERT / sorry

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys have the weirdest fucking standards. yes, she had crap plastic surgery, but come on, she's pretty.

did u know that ed burns bro is married to christys sis

*head explodes* that's some fucked up shit.

didn't judd have a depression? i seem to recall she had. :-( i think she's so so so sooo cute.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah i voted heat.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

ashley judd is mad at mountaintop removal.

(that is not a breast-reduction joke btw.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 12 March 2009 07:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i recently watched a movie with her in it where she played a promiscuous cop who feared she was a blackout serial killer but thank god it turned she was only deeply psychologically scarred and being set up, and her constant prettiness throughout her travails was astounding.

estela, Thursday, 12 March 2009 07:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i voted bug, i liked that movie

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

let us praise Ashley Judd

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 March 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

she is wonderful!~

― court suggester (omar little), Friday, March 6, 2009 1:26 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i would take her in my arms~~

― boner state university (cankles), Friday, March 6, 2009 1:28 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

on some raggett bullshit, call him billy corgan (some dude), Thursday, 12 March 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

i keep forgetting that i need to watch ruby in paradise again. i don't think i've ever seen the entire movie in one sitting

i used to think she was really cute but i think somewhere down the line she acquired that hollywood disease, that freakish thing that happens when you begin to devote tons of money to working on yr looks

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

only seen Heat (no memory of her) and Bug, in which she's very fine until it becomes a laughable mess.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

ruby in paradise is one of my top ten fave movies. so that's how i would vote.

my second choice would be normal life. she is so awesome in that. i love that movie.

i like her in everything though. i've been a fan since sisters. (i never missed an episode)

everyone has seen eye of the beholder, right? hahahahaha, omg, that movie. might be the last truly surreal movie to hit the multiplexes. give or take a depalma flick or two.

scott seward, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

did you catch the happening?

latebloomer, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha, sadly, no. it never comes on hbo.

scott seward, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

There's this girl I've been hanging out with and I think she's great but we were at the movie store the other night and she was all "hey have you seen this? [The Happening] it was pretty good!" and I think it's over between us.

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

voted 'smoke' but i don't even remember her being in that movie

mark cl, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish there was some way I could've responded to her with that Mark Wahlberg eyes .gif.

xp

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I vote for her pictoral spread in that UK calender a few years ago.

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Bug was basically the worst movie ever.

too many misters not enough sisters (milo z), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i haven't seen Bug! i'll bet i'd like it.

it's funny, cuz the 1975 Bradford Dillman movie Bug would probably make my top twenty list of fave movies.

scott seward, Friday, 13 March 2009 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Smoke is not a mediocre movie.

M.V., Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Suppose a wolf went on Ashley Judd's property?

What would she do? Coddle the wolf or beg for Sarah Palin to kill it. Ecofascists like Judd support wolves unless it gets in the way of the view from their mansions!
1 month ago
by Joey M

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Ashley would invite the wolf into her home. She would feed it and love it and take care of it. Then she would cry and complain, "what did I do wrong" when the wolf showed its true colors and ate her dogs, cats, and various other pets...of course liberals will never learn that some things cannot and will not change...
1 month ago

velko, Sunday, 15 March 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 16 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't vote, but she was great in Bug.

Eazy, Monday, 16 March 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

This is amazing.

ps - Don't read the comments.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

does anyone think she will really run for the Senate?

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

I hope she does, but I don't know if it will happen or not. If she unseated Mitch McConnell and then George Clooney came home to Kentucky and unseated Rand Paul, shit would be amazing.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

this is really powerful & should be required reading (also trigger warning esp rape)

http://mic.com/articles/113226/forget-your-team-your-online-violence-toward-girls-and-women-is-what-can-kiss-my-ass

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 20 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link

gross

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

^directed at the non-Judd twitter behavior obv

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 March 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

Ashley Judd is alright in my book. I can't stand Kentucky (the school) or it's head basketball coach, but she's an intelligent, passionate person who has both the right to speak her mind, to talk shit about her team's undefeated season, and to NOT be subjected to idiotic shit from the twitterverse.

Hydroelectric New Deal Demiurge (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 20 March 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link


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