CHARLIZE THERON

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i would debate the notion that charlize theron has made better movies than ashley judd (more academy friendly movies maybe...)

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
# "Arrested Development" .... Rita (5 episodes, 2005) 9
# Monster (2003) .... Aileen 3
# Æon Flux (2005) .... Æon Flux 3
# 2 Days in the Valley (1996) .... Helga Svelgen 2
# The Devil's Advocate (1997) .... Mary Ann Lomax 2
# Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) (V) (uncredited) .... Young Woman 1
# Reindeer Games (2000) .... Ashley 1
# Mighty Joe Young (1998) .... Jill Young 1
# The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000) .... Adele Invergordon 1
# North Country (2005) .... Josey Aimes 1
# In the Valley of Elah (2007) .... Det. Emily Sanders 1
# Hancock (2008) .... Mary Embrey 1
# The Yards (2000) .... Erica Stoltz 0
# The Cider House Rules (1999) .... Candy Kendall 0
# The Astronaut's Wife (1999) .... Jillian Armacost 0
# That Thing You Do! (1996) .... Tina 0
# Celebrity (1998) .... Supermodel 0
# Hollywood Confidential (1997) (TV) .... Sally 0
# Trial and Error (1997) .... Billie Tyler 0
# Men of Honor (2000) .... Gwen Sunday 0
# Sweet November (2001) .... Sara Deever 0
# Sleepwalking (2008) .... Joleen 0
# Battle in Seattle (2007) .... Ella 0
# "Robot Chicken" .... Daniel's Mom / ... (1 episode, 2006) 0
# Head in the Clouds (2004) .... Gilda Bessé 0
# The Life and Death of Peter Sellers (2004) .... Britt Ekland 0
# The Italian Job (2003) .... Stella Bridger 0
# Waking Up in Reno (2002) .... Candy Kirkendall 0
# Trapped (2002) .... Karen 0
# The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001) .... Laura Kensington 0
# 15 Minutes (2001) .... Rose Hearn 0
# The Burning Plain (2008) .... Sylvia 0


Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

most of these things are not good but devil's advocate, arrested development and maybe hancock a+

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

arrested development, but ashley judd would have been better!

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know, I really liked "Monster" even though it was lolOscar.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

haha wait she was in men of honor wtf

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

that movie is a pulsating ball of wtf

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

# Reindeer Games (2000) .... Ashley

lol

will ride for the italian job despite its mostly unappealing cast and doofy doofiness as a mediocre but still fun sunday aft movie.

the British have some odd talents, writing obituaries is one of them (Lamp), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

I kind of never want to see "Æon Flux" because she is so ridiculously gorgeous in the promo stills and I don't want a really shitty movie to ruin that mental picture.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

yes otm, don't see it!!

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

it was so blarrrgh. it's just very dull! the imagery is beautiful but the movie itself is so boring.

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

She was really good in Devil's Advocate in addition to being stunningly hot.

Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

Ally so dreadfully OTM. Other than Aeon Flux, I have only seen The Italian Job, for obvious reasons having to do with the rest of the cast. Would Watch Again.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

didn't dig her look as Æon Flux at all personally, and generally i like blondes who go w/ a dark hair color

lonely hearts club ban (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

should always wear the Aileen Wuornos makeup

Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

it'd show she's BRAVE

Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

She's really, really good in "North Country."

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

what shef said

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

The Life and Death of Peter Sellers (2004) .... Britt Ekland

Whoa/Wait/What?

Was this an HBO biopic or something? Godawful?

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

wow 04-08, Making Sucky Movies After You Win An Oscar Part XXXVIII

Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

Why change now?

Event Horizon (Nicole), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

voted devils advocate without even looking at anything else

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

wheres the naomi watts poll btw

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

That movie is also pretty great, IMO.

xp: oh it's coming

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

watts poll is too easy

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

I love The Devil's Advocate.

You know what's so amazingly bad it's sort of great though? Sweet November. Oh boy.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

ogeez it's on the borderline

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

Devil's Advocate is so goddamned funny. Pacino's weird throwaway lines still kill me ("I know this chicken who plays tic tac toe!" / smash cut to next scene)

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

i am remembering correctly that in sweet november she plays a mrf who gets with keanu reeves??? and teaches him about like giving money to charity and buying furniture 2nd hand from native craftsppl instead of 1st hand from europeans??? and how to sing to the wind or w/e and then she dies of cancer or being retarded or something???

i distinctly remember that movie as the greatest injustice becuz keanu ditches lauren graham and her fancy underwear for a srsly mrf charlize

the British have some odd talents, writing obituaries is one of them (Lamp), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

ok wait that is what that movie is about!??! it sounds awesome

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

x-post - Yeah it's more bad than good in the end but I'd still watch it and that Enya song at the end gets me every time I hear it (which is seldom admittedly) because it plays at the end when she sets Keanu free into the wild and goes off to die.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

TS: sweet november vs. Autumn in new york

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

Just added Sweet November to Lovefilm queue

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

It's a remake of some old movie I think but yeah, that's what it's about. What the hell is an mrf?

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

mrf?

ha xpost

lonely hearts club ban (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

can i admit that charlize theron always comes off a little mrf to me?

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

A reference to her role in "Arrested Development" as Mr. F = Mentally Retarded Female

Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

ah ha!

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

how the fuck do you ppl make it thru this shit? I'd give Keanu a tongue bath but could only make it thru 20 mins of Sweet November.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

I'd give Keanu a tongue bath but could only make it thru 20 mins of Sweet November.

otm and otm

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

skim read that as:

x-post - Yeah it's more bad than good in the end but I'd still watch it and that Enya song at the end gets me every time I hear it (which is seldom admittedly) because it plays at the end when she sets Keanu on fire in the wild and goes off to die.

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:51 (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

and was like woah.

eboue died for somebody's sins but not mines (a hoy hoy), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

do you love FEELING MINNESOTA too?

Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

I have never and would never watch "Sweet November".

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

xp: there's already been a Keanu poll, hasn't there

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

let's just do it again

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

Oh come on. I was probably sick when I watched it and it's completely ridiculous but I did make it to the end.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

previous Keanu poll: KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha i remember that day when i spammed the board with polls about every actor i could conceivably think of off the top of my head

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

i think i missed both the keanu and paul rudd polls, which is a tragedy

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

The relative successes of some of these polls continues to make me think "lol, poor Kevin Kline"

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

Nobody loves Kevin. I bet a poll about his wife would beat his poor poll.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

i love kevin, but i'm sure that^^^ is true. also sure that fast times at ridgemont high would win.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah no question.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

The relative successes of some of these polls continues to make me think "lol, poor Kevin Kline

kevin kline sux & every right thinking person hates him. u needed a poll 2 know this??

the British have some odd talents, writing obituaries is one of them (Lamp), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

i would vote for gremlins

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

kevin kline sux & every right thinking person hates him. u needed a poll 2 know this??

I needed a poll to make me feel I wasn't alone!

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

I keep seeing these threads with FAMOUS ACTRESS in the titles and wondering if Heave Ho somehow hacked into hi dere's account.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

haha they aren't picture threads, though!

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, talk about disappointment!

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Not a fan. Voted Aeon Flux out of herniated cervical vertebrae solidarity.

M.V., Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:53 (sixteen years ago)

Aeon Flux was alright.

DavidM, Sunday, 15 March 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)

obviously should be monster but I'm going to vote for 2 days in the valley because she was ridic hot in that

akm, Sunday, 15 March 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

Dumping Charlize Theron for Connie Nielsen is pretty much a no-brainer.

Linseed Oil is maximum, and that's the law (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 March 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 16 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

wtf those episodes were awful

iatee, Monday, 16 March 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

etf they were great

Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Monday, 16 March 2009 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

nice work everyone.

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 16 March 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

mole fighting rocket george michael over model homes was amazing xpost

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Monday, 16 March 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

i saw monster

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

lol Charlize ghosted Sean Penn right the fuck out of her life, it turns out. She just cut off every avenue of contact, which I know made him sit around and probably bang his stupid head against the wall.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 20 June 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

dope

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 20 June 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)

The Diminution of Theron Where

hunangarage, Saturday, 20 June 2015 19:25 (ten years ago)


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