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Poll Results

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# Mulholland Dr. (2001) .... Betty Elms / Diane Selwyn 37
# I Heart Huckabees (2004) .... Dawn Campbell 7
# King Kong (2005) .... Ann Darrow 5
# Tank Girl (1995) .... Jet Girl 5
# The Ring (2002) .... Rachel Keller 3
# 21 Grams (2003) .... Cristina Peck 2
# Babe: Pig in the City (1998) (voice) .... Additional Voices 2
# Funny Games U.S. (2007) .... Ann 1
# Rabbits (2002) .... Suzie 1
# Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) (V) .... Grace Rhodes 1
# "Home and Away" (1988) TV series .... Julie Gibson (unknown episodes, 1991) 1
# Inland Empire (2006) (voice) .... Suzie Rabbit 1
# We Don't Live Here Anymore (2004) .... Edith Evans 1
# Eastern Promises (2007) .... Anna 1
# The Painted Veil (2006) .... Kitty Fane 1
# "Hey Dad..!" .... Belinda Lawrence (2 episodes, 1990) 1
# The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) .... Marie Andersen Bicke 1
# Timepiece (1996) (TV) .... Mary Chandler 0
# Bermuda Triangle (1996) (TV) .... Amanda 0
# Under the Lighthouse Dancing (1997) .... Louise 0
# Persons Unknown (1996) .... Molly 0
# Gross Misconduct (1993) .... Jennifer Carter 0
# Wide Sargasso Sea (1993) .... Fanny Grey 0
# Matinee (1993) .... Shopping Cart Starlet 0
# The Custodian (1993) .... Louise 0
# "Brides of Christ" (1991) TV mini-series .... Frances Heffernan 0
# Flirting (1991) .... Janet Odgers 0
# For Love Alone (1986) .... Leo's Girlfriend 0
# A House Divided (1998) .... Amanda 0
# Dangerous Beauty (1998) .... Giulia De Lezze 0
# "Sleepwalkers" .... Kate Russell (9 episodes, 1997-1998) 0
# The Ring Two (2005) .... Rachel Keller 0
# Ellie Parker (2005) .... Ellie Parker 0
# The International (2009) .... Eleanor Whitman 0
# Divorce, Le (2003) .... Roxeanne de Persand 0
# Ned Kelly (2003) .... Julia Cook 0
# The Outsider (2002) (TV) .... Rebecca Yoder 0
# Plots with a View (2002) .... Meredith Mainwaring 0
# Down (2001) .... Jennifer Evans 0
# Ellie Parker (2001) .... Ellie Parker 0
# Never Date an Actress (2001) .... The shallow girlfriend 0
# The Wyvern Mystery (2000) (TV) .... Alice Fairfield 0
# Strange Planet (1999) .... Alice 0
# The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer (1999) (TV) .... Holly Maddux 0
# The Christmas Wish (1998) (TV) .... Renee 0
# Stay (2005/I) .... Lila Culpepper 0


Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

kind of a bummer to have ur breakout role also be: the best movie u will ever be in and the movie u will always look prettiest in

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

yup

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

that was her fate

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

It's a pretty fucking amazing movie to have on your resume, though, even if nothing else you do will trump it.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

pretty amazing performance too

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

it kind of changed my life

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

clearly you all are referring to the ring two

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah. I can't imagine voting for anything else.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

i didn't realize she was in flirting! i love that movie.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

clearly you all are referring to the ring two

duh

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

i voted for a different movie simply because i know y'all are gonna vote for mulholland drive

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

my bf and i still put on mulholland drive at 3am sometimes when we get home wasted

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

she was kinda funny in king kong so i voted for that

lonely hearts club ban (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

like schef I voted for I Heart Huckabees

Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

"i don't know who i am"

"but you're Rita!"

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

ha i think IHH is not a v good movie, but she was HILARIOUS in it

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

i voted for inland empire, fool

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

IHH was a ton of fun!

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

voted we don't live here anymore for the sex in the woods scene

people of the world (jergins), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

wait, the waht

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

The Painted Veil was awful!

This looks awesome: The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer (1999)

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

lol the Painted Veil

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

pretty awzom resume

md
inland empire
huckabees
funny games (ok i did not actually see her version but)
the ring
eastern promises
babe 2

all great

ice cr?m, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

I watched Tank Girl again a couple months ago and was ... surprised by her presence

nabisco, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

voting for elephant in room.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

mullholland dr. is such a sucker-punch and obviously tops. but she's pretty hilarious and charming in huckabees.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

Did the same with Huckabees (which I voted for) and was "surprised" that her spokesmodel replacement in it was Isla Fisher (who ever since I learned how her first name was pronounced seems like a tiny land mass surrounded by trawlers)

nabisco, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

IHH is pretty easily my 2nd fave.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

PIcked Mulholland Drive, but am fine with IHH, 21 Grams, or Kong.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

mullholland dr. should have never existed. if you are gonna make an humorless abstract movie, at least let it be cool like Monkees - Head.

CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

dude i'm not sure if you really just typed that or not because it's so wrong.

Surmounter, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

no u

CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

tits or gtfo

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

i didn't realize she was in flirting! i love that movie.

Aw! I saw that when I was 13 and, maybe it was that I had this intense fascination with interracial romance at the time, but I was quite taken with it.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

But Mulholland Dr. is correct. The woman should've won awards for that performance.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

it's a really good movie; i've watched it recently + it holds up!

xpost about flirting

horseshoe, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

maybe the proper word is surreal and not abstract. either way that movie is boring except maybe 2 scenes.

CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

let me take a gander at which 2 scenes you found interesting

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

lorax please do not take us back down your road of crazy re: david lynch, you only have a few sbs left.

ITS BEEN SIX MONTHS. TIME FOR YOUR CHECKUP. (jjjusten), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

As a sadistic nihilist, I think I'm the only guy who liked the Funny Games remake (in which I thought Watts trumped the original actress's performance. I'll also rep for The Ring, tho the spooky kid almost ruins it. Almost.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

i saw painted veil the other day dang that was a gay movie

voted tank grrl, havent seen mulholland dr

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

# The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer (1999) (TV) .... Holly Maddux

need 2 see this movie SO BAD

the British have some odd talents, writing obituaries is one of them (Lamp), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

i wasn't counting the lesbian scene (the singer on the stage and gun shot in the office)
but yeah I'll stop talking about that movie

as far as Funny Games goes - I like how esquire nominated the killer for best gloves of the year. And yeah, Naomi did good.

CaptainLorax, Friday, 6 March 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

she really is vv good in king kong, too

court suggester (omar little), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

fuck mulholland drive imo, i don't care if i'm casting my lot with the captain on this one

http://www.beertees.com/images/products/captain-morgan-womens-shirt-CM-0082b.jpg

join together in the ban (some dude), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

i remember being irritated w/her in king kong cuz all the scenes of her and the monkey gazing into each other's eyes cut into the wicked rampage dino fighting action

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

guys king kong is awful

lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

ya it's trash but the part where king kong fights t-rexes is just like... that's the ~*magic of cinema*~ dogg

boner state university (cankles), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

i found it surprisingly entertaining considering i anticipated hating it. : /

court suggester (omar little), Friday, 6 March 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

kate78, Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahaha that scene

horseshoe, Saturday, 7 March 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 15 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

i love her dearly and have never understood why anyone would disagree. will not tell what i voted for

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 15 March 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

Yep.

Live from the Witch Trials (SeekAltRoute), Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:14 (sixteen years ago)

I own a VHS copy of CHILDREN OF THE CORN PART IV: THE GATHERING. It's really, really terrible. Like boring terrible.

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Sunday, 15 March 2009 04:59 (sixteen years ago)

oh great yeah

wilter, Sunday, 15 March 2009 09:28 (sixteen years ago)

hey King Kong was boring terrible too...

sing everybody deutsche deutsche (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

the bloodlust cheering in the theater when kong ripped off the dinosaur's jaw was one of the most exhilarating movie moments ever~

― boner state university (cankles), Friday, March 6, 2009 12:51 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

<3

cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

I've said this before, but "Funny Games" is one of the few movies where blatant directorial asshattery has taken something that, on paper, should be completely totally up my alley and turned it into the laziest, offensively intellectually-dishonest piece of shit possible.

Surely you meant Huckabees.

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

voted huckabees

cozwn, Sunday, 15 March 2009 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

me also, though i haven't seen le divorce so perhaps it's unfair. she is incredibly beautiful but has done some really bad 'arty' movies eg mulholland drive, 21 grams.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 15 March 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

Scanned right past 'Eastern Promises' when I first looked at this thread. Hopefully someone voted for it.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 15 March 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

Le Divorce is pretty forgettable.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

huckabees is not good on the whole, but those commercials were great

akm, Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

me also, though i haven't seen le divorce so perhaps it's unfair. she is incredibly beautiful but has done some really bad 'arty' movies eg mulholland drive,

gtfo

cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 March 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 16 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

My mind was kinda blown when I found out that Naomi Watts' dad was a longtime Pink Floyd roadie. It's his laughter that's on "Brain Damage" (and him on the right in this picture)

http://lyricwiki.org/images/b/b1/Pink_Floyd_-_Ummagumma_(Live).jpg

Apparently, she would accompany her dad on Floyd tours all the time when she was little.

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 16 March 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

I didn't get to vote. My fav film of the bunch is of course Mulholland Dr. But I would've voted for Funny Games because I think Watts performance in it may be one of my favorites ever!

daavid, Monday, 16 March 2009 09:06 (sixteen years ago)

mulholland dr by that much? seriously?

cozwn, Monday, 16 March 2009 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

has to be some reverse challoptical illusion

cozwn, Monday, 16 March 2009 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

iirc she gets them out

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 March 2009 10:13 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

that really is her in the DirecTV Kong ad, huh? Sad.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

You'd prefer she interrupted her lesbian tit fondling with the pitch?

boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

yess

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

i always thought that they did some CGI work on those ads and just found voice actors who sounded similar?

omar little, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

I never did, cuz Christie Brinkley needs work

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

iirc she gets them out

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, March 16, 2009 10:13 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

classic thread-closer ruined by morbs.

history mayne, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

i always thought that they did some CGI work on those ads and just found voice actors who sounded similar?

― omar little, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 18:39 (52 minutes ago) Permalink

no they're all the real actors

latebloomer, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

she totally half-asses the accent too, just to make it that much weirder and sadder

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

hmayne, why don't you go back to yr Bogart/Eisenberg parallel

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pe4W9I-YxSg/SqdqwLd_eBI/AAAAAAAABcg/jLl7Z5FN7Fk/s400/burn-notice.jpg

history mayne, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

You'd prefer she interrupted her lesbian tit fondling with the pitch?

this would be awesome/hilarious

latebloomer, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

i don't know about her ACTING (said in laurence olivier voice) in it, but she looks best in THE RING.

amateurist, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

oh and also http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/umaranjum/iStarPics/naomi.jpg

amateurist, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

Naomi Watts Appreciation Thread

amateurist, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

CLASSY LADIES PART 1: NAOMI WATTS

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

I went to see 21 Grams with my sister and was chastised for some joking on the way out of the theater because she was still feeling down from the tone of the film. Then, when we got in the car, her only random commentary was: "Naomi Watts has weird nipples."

o_O

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

That was not an illustration of said nipples, but my reaction to my sister's progression of statements

mh, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

My mind was kinda blown when I found out that Naomi Watts' dad was a longtime Pink Floyd roadie. It's his laughter that's on "Brain Damage"

Not only that, but her mom is woman with the "He was cruisin' for a brusin'" line on "Money".

The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

i love her

latebloomer, Thursday, 1 October 2009 05:09 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/jet-hot.jpg

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 1 October 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

five years pass...

i watched part of ellie parker, it was not good but her character does say

God, I just wish I could disappear
into some great role, you know?
Not just a cop, or a lawyer,
or a girlfriend.
I wanna play a real person,
you know?
God, it's so dry out there.
We really need some rain.
You know what would be great?
To play a schizophrenic woman.
A blind lesbian anthropologist.
Yeah, yeah. It's the 1700's, and
she's got dengue fever, and she's...
studying baboons.
Wouldn't that be good?

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 03:31 (ten years ago)

damn i turned it off before this part

I feel really bad.
Can I make it up to you?
Isten, my band's playing tonight.
Well, my friends' band, Dogstart.

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 03:34 (ten years ago)

sorry im just shitting up this thread, but shots fired @ bibb/apatow lol

Did I get a callback on that?
Oh, they wanted a name.
Who?
- Eslie Bibb.
- Who the fuck is eslie Bibb?
Who is that?

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 03:37 (ten years ago)

quickest rescreen ever, this might actually be a good movie hm, first half is just sorta blah slow

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 05:36 (ten years ago)

sounds like the flipside of her rant from BoJack Horseman where she (playing herself) complains that she gets typecast in tortured/difficult roles and would kill for a silly, disposable rom-com.

Simon H., Tuesday, 23 December 2014 05:42 (ten years ago)

some of this is p harrowing actually (& funny too), like def was in lynchs head for inland empire i bet, and i guess he & scott coffey are friends

Joan Didion ... thanks
Alejandro González Iñárritu ... extra special thanks
Deborah Harry ... extra special thanks
Diane Keaton ... thanks
Linda Lichter ... extra special thanks
David Lynch ... extra special thanks

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 05:59 (ten years ago)

oh yea der also hes an actor in several lynch films ok

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 06:02 (ten years ago)


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