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Which episode is your favourite?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
The Germans 9
Basil the Rat 3
Waldorf Salad 3
The Kipper and the Corpse 2
Communication Problems 2
Gourmet Night 1
The Hotel Inspectors 1
The Psychiatrist 1
The Builders 1
A Touch Of Class 1
The Wedding Party 0
The Anniversary 0


Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

The Germans

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

The Psychiatrist

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

Communication Problems

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

Gourmet Night

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

basically gotta be the germans

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

I remember a bunch being brilliant, but am not gonna watch all again to vote.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

My gut says Waldorf.

chap, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

Very true - that's why I've given you some short clips. Enjoy!

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

xp to the good Dr.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

Am completely not sure, possibly The Psychiatrist or Basil The Rat but they're ALL worthy (except for The Wedding Party)

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

Can't find a short clip of Waldorf Salad - so here's a long one.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

Is the second series unclean, or somethin'?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

WTF, I've just realised I don't think I've ever seen The Wedding Party.

chap, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, I LOVE the Wedding Party.

"I can't give you a double room - it's against the law"

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

the second series is there, it's the last six listed.

akm, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

anyway, basil the rat

akm, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, six episodes per series only. Shocking lazyness.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

only 12 eps all told huh? I was sure it was more like 20.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

If only. And I only realised recently that there was a four year gap between series. While John Cleese and Connie Booth tried to decide whether they wanted to spend another moment in each others companywork together again I suppose.

The Wedding Party

"Do you know if there's a chemist still open?"

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

"You know what? You dis-gust me. I know what people like you get up to and I think it's dis-gusting."
Cleese looks a bit ill in that clip though.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

the earlier episodes were always very green looking, don't know if this has been corrected on the dvds

akm, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

Communication Problems

"Is this a piece of your brain?"

nate woolls, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

Hang on, is it The Wedding Party or The Anniversary where Polly has to dress up as an ill Sybil? Whichever that one is is the one with a slight dearth of lols imo

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

that's The Anniversary

nate woolls, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

ok, I retract everything I said about The Wedding Party, and apply it to The Anniversary

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

The Kipper and the Corpse, for (a) the sight of Basil with a kipper poking out of his v-neck and (b) the fact that whenever she even thought of it my granny ended up helpless with laughter.

calumerio, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

I think it was The Builders that came on when I hadn't seen any of 'em for ages and I thought, oh, this old thing, seen this too many times, not gonna laugh, and then spent its entire length laughing uncontrollably. So, might go for that one.

(though I also thought it was the one with the moose head, which Google tells me was The Germans)

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)

Basil the Rat. For the glee of the final scene - "fuck it, it's the end of the last show, what ludicrous thing can we stick in there for a giant lol? I know! A BLOODY PUPPET!"

JimD, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

germans

Pfunkboy in blood drenched rabbit suit jamming in the woods (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 23:57 (sixteen years ago)

The Germans

Capitaine Jay Vee, Thursday, 12 March 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

Just watched Communication Problems - so funny - might have to switch from The Germans.

Mrs....I asked for a room with a view.
Basil Fawlty:That is Torquay, ma'am.
Mrs. Richards: That is not good enough.
Basil Fawlty: Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeasts swinging majestically...

Mrs. Richards: ....I am not satisfied, but I have decided to stay here. However, I shall expect a reduction.
Basil Fawlty: Why? Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)

I think I agree with Louis about The Anniversary, one of the problems is that Basil is going to so much trouble for Sybil when they have shown so little affection for each other elsewhere. It's a bit sad.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)

The Anniversary is probably the worst, true but good performance from Ken Campbell in it playing Ken Campbell, as usual. I'm tempted to pick Waldorf Salad, Basil approaches genuine insanity in that one.

Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)

I was just trying to remember who that was winding up Basil in the Anniversary. Yeah, they all have redeeming features.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)

I was watching this with the kids and we got to this bit...

...and they immediately stopped laughing. I don't think they had ever heard the n and w words said on television (possibly never heard the w-word anywhere) and they didn't really know what to make of it.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 11:20 (sixteen years ago)

The Major = BEYOND CLASSIC

Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 March 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

Just finished getting through the youtube comments on that video - the full gamut of looniness represented.

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 16 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

didn't The Germans win based on Cleese's goosestep?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

That Major's "n*ggers" but seemed to me:

1) Something that JCleese heard someone say, verbatim
2) Just in case people had decided that the Major was the nicest character in it.

My favourite bit was:

Major (waving newspaper): "Strikes! Strikes! Strikes! Why do we bother, Fawlty?"

Basil (under breath): "I didn't know you did, Major!"

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 07:56 (sixteen years ago)

Forgot to vote, but having just watched "Basil the Rat", I think that would have got my vote, there's virtually a luagh every line

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 09:54 (sixteen years ago)

A Luagh? Is that Irish? Terrible man for the misspellings.

Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 09:55 (sixteen years ago)

I think I forgot to vote, but it would have been BTR or The Psychiatrist, which is possibly the best sex farce made in Britain ever.

POLLonius (country matters), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)

Didn't see the poll, woulda voted for Psychiatrist or Communication Problems, both of which needed more love.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

just watched em all - good points above. found The Kipper And The Corpse most flat-out hilarious!

Paul, Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)

lol racism

DavidM, Saturday, 18 April 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)

Kipper And The Corpse

to Manuel
Don't you have dogs in Calcutta?

meisenfek, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

love this show so much.

"hotel inspectors" is prob my favorite with "the germans" a close second.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

The fact that The Wedding Party got no votes just shows how great the whole series was. That is now my favourite episode.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:09 (sixteen years ago)

Hotel Inspectors is best

jesus is the man (jabba hands), Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:40 (sixteen years ago)

I love how rapidly Fawlty's obsequiousness towards Bernard Cribbins vanishes when he finds out he's not actually a hotel inspector.

chap, Sunday, 19 April 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, and the final few seconds are purest comedy gold...

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

six years pass...

Fawlty Towers Weddings. Sort of hard to find the words really. smack on head.jpg...

http://www.introed.co.uk/resources/Smack%20on%20head.jpg

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:27 (ten years ago)

Options of a 'Manuel' and 'Sybil' are also available if required.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:29 (ten years ago)

How much to add Mrs. Richards?

The Starry-Eyed Messenger Service (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 19 September 2015 02:00 (ten years ago)

Or the Major?

The Starry-Eyed Messenger Service (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 19 September 2015 02:00 (ten years ago)

famous line aside, the germans is so overrated. in my bottom 3 with builders and anniversary. "he got hit on the head so he is behaving strangely" is sitcom barrel-scraping. results otherwise otm, though the wedding party deserved a vote and the psychiatrists deserved another one. (these two are very similar and blur for me but together they're the show's densest farce; plus psychiatrists has how did you become two doctors, did you take the exam twice, or--oh you're a doctor as well! so you're three doctors!) basil the rat probably has the best kicker (not just the puppet but "just the biscuits, then, polly") though it's given a hard run by basil excavating the trifle. and the delivery i think about more than any other is for some reason when basil is complaining about the spoon salesman and suspected hotel inspector's diction: he thinks BOF is a locale. you know, some zone. some province.

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 19 September 2015 02:17 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

Am rewatching these with Cleese's excellent commentary. Some of it is like a masterclass in comedy direction and editing for television with Cleese being critical of himself and choices made throughout.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 15 January 2016 03:19 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

RIP

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38178353

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 December 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)

three years pass...

extremely dumb PC horseshit

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/jun/11/fawlty-towers-dont-mention-the-war-episode-removed-from-uktv

I'm glad I've lived in the era before most silent comedy was banned...

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 13:38 (five years ago)

For the last fucking time:
1) It’s not because of the war
2) It’s about repeated use of the N word
3) BBC edited the offending scene in 2013
4) Cleese fully approved of it
5) Netflix & UKTV were airing unedited version
6) Edited version will likely be used in future https://t.co/Z15ww5fIfB

— Gareth Dimelow (@gdimelow) June 12, 2020

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2020 13:40 (five years ago)

I remember the Major Gower lines very well, and the point stands.

Peter Sellers did a very similar radio bit maybe 15 years earlier.

Didn't know Brits doing lacerating satire of their imperialism was verboten now.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 13:47 (five years ago)

I'm glad that silent comedy is statistically invisible, cuz that'd be next.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 13:50 (five years ago)

a good percentage of Brit viewers don't get the satire bit

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2020 13:50 (five years ago)

Nobody is saying Fawlty Towers is racist, we know the scene is a satire on racist colonial attitudes, it's just that it's not great to have several instances of the N-word popping up in the middle of a fairly lighthearted comedy. They could put a warning at the start and explanation of the context, but as the scene isn't that funny and isn't at all important to the plot, why not just put it up without that scene? If you really must see it, the other version is still available on DVD.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2020 13:56 (five years ago)

It's not so much the satire, as it is that the language used to express it is nails-down-a-blackboard nowadays. The scene doesn't add anything to the plot, so can be safely excised. Maybe there's unease about Basil's racism in the hospital too, I dunno.
Btw I was re-watching Kind Hearts and Coronets the other week, and that has a totally unnecessary rendition of the eenie-meenie-minie-mo rhyme, racist version. There must be vast amounts of this happening in old films/TV. And let's not mention The Dambusters...

xpost

bleach drinkers and health erasers (Matt #2), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:00 (five years ago)

it's all history as well as art, and to censor it is to misrepresent the past.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:05 (five years ago)

i want the uncensored versions of old stuff to continue to exist and be accessible, but yes, most of these culture war panics overlook the fact that it's about commercial broadcasters making business decisions based on a general audience and nothing to do with PC or erasing the past

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:05 (five years ago)

commercial broadcasters do all sorts of bad stuff to old shows and films and most of it isn't remotely because of censorship

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:06 (five years ago)

FT isn't "lighthearted"! It's about a misanthrope working in the hospitality business who hates every minute of it (and p much everyone around him).

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:17 (five years ago)

lots of comedy is like that, I'm saying it isn't late night black comedy fare, it is suitable for daytime broadcast.

imagine you are a young POC who happened across that scene by accident, how would you feel about that?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:22 (five years ago)

again, this scene was edited out of BBC broadcasts decades ago, with the approval of Cleese, nobody seemed to notice or care.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:24 (five years ago)

that's a 'discussion ender' i'm not going to bite at xp

people should be trusted to figure out intent, context, etc. What's the alternative?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:28 (five years ago)

and the concept that ppl should go through life never being confused or offended... best of luck

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

i'd prefer simple clear content warnings to an edit, i assume there's a reason content providers often choose not to go that route, maybe to do with child filters or something, idk

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

While we're on the topic, isn't it a shame that Song of the South has never been released for home video?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:32 (five years ago)

maybe not in the US...

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:36 (five years ago)

which probably tells us something about the Disney Company's motivations

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

It was in the 1980s, I think.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

just like the notorious Fawlty Towers

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

The 'You Must Remember This' series on Song Of The South is exactly the sort of historical context setting that sort of artifact needs, would recommend if anyone hasn't heard it.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:40 (five years ago)

John Cleese went on a full-on racist uncle rant just last year and if even he's OK with the edits I don't see why anyone else shouldn't be.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 June 2020 14:41 (five years ago)

I listened to a 'You Must Remember This' episode on Hattie McDaniel yesterday, but am unlikely to return bcz the host's stilted vocal monotone is a dealbreaker.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:46 (five years ago)

The section of the PBS documentary about Walt Disney's life that talks about Song of the South is also great and tells you pretty much everything you need to know about the movie's context, which was 100% shitty from the get-go

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 12 June 2020 14:51 (five years ago)

John Cleese went on a full-on racist uncle rant just last year and if even he's OK with the edits I don't see why anyone else shouldn't be.


This is what I say whenever that otm comment he made about the term snowflake comes up, if even a racist old cunt who hasn’t done anything good in 30 years gets it nobody else has any excuse. Anyway NV otm, literally none of the things under discussion have been banned

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:05 (five years ago)

Probably more like 40 years tbf

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:06 (five years ago)

agreed SOTS 100% shitty from the get-go, I would only think it useful as a historical artefact

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

fuck you morbs and your kneejerk culture war grievances

Change Display Name: (Left), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:44 (five years ago)

eat my ass, bot

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:47 (five years ago)

"culture war"

cut your head off as u aint using it

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:48 (five years ago)

booohooo the PC police is silencing my beloved racists and predators

Change Display Name: (Left), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:50 (five years ago)

oooh John Cleese, infamous PREDATOR

c^^t

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

you mean cunt why are you precensoring yourself

you know what i mean fuck you

Change Display Name: (Left), Friday, 12 June 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

Was it ever explained why there's a specific reference to the original 'Ministry Of Silly Walks' sketch randomly thrown into that bit in The Germans? The studio audience knew it was meant to be a Pythonian thing i guess, judging from their raucous reaction? I know he calls it 'the funny walk' as opposed to 'silly' though.

piscesx, Friday, 12 June 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

It’s been a while since I’ve seen it but isn’t he goosestepping there?

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 12 June 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

I always hated FT and this wasn't helped by my elders and betters constantly telling me Cleese is "the funniest man in the world" throughout the 80's when I was into ..erm the likes of Blackadder 2, Eddie Murphy and Saturday Night Live ... oh dear!

calzino, Friday, 12 June 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

xp i guess yeah but his bendy leg bit where he turns around is unmistakably Pythonian.

piscesx, Friday, 12 June 2020 19:43 (five years ago)

Doing a straight goosestep wouldn't be as funny. Who knows, maybe Connie Booth wrote the line in question?

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Friday, 12 June 2020 19:44 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Strangely thrilling to see the Major popping up in 60s British sci-fi flick, "The Night Caller", and have John Saxon offer him a cigarette.

"Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:53 (four years ago)

Wiki rabbit hole tells me that Yvonne 'Mme. Peignoir' Gilan was the mother of A. A Gill, which seems a harsh burden to bear for anyone.

john landis as man being smashed into window (uncredited) (Matt #2), Friday, 3 September 2021 21:37 (four years ago)

Poor woman.

"Bobby Gillespie" (ft. Heroin) (Tom D.), Friday, 3 September 2021 23:00 (four years ago)


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