Search And Destroy: Crisps

Are "Corn snacks" allowed? Nothing quite comes close to gruesomely titled (bacon flavour) Oinks, and they're only 5p. Was there anything more to the cartoons on the back of Space Raiders, or did someone really make up an entire intergalactic war concept just for a couple of 3 frame comic strips?

Wasn't "Miss Vicki" the name of Tiny Tim's wife? Whom he married on the Tonight Show or something?

Destroy: Walkers. And that's just for finishers.

Search: tomato Wheat Crunchies, salt and vinegar Chipsticks, pickled onion Monsta Munch, pizza Pringles, ready salted Patatine San Carlo.

Destroy: anything claiming to have a percentage of fat freeness.

Destroy: Ready Salted crisps - you can't uninvent artificial flavourings you luddite swines.

Did any American readers think "fish and chips" meant fish with a load of crisps? URGH.

Has Emma just proved she is a hideous invading space-mutant, and can we chase her thru the streets and burn her up in a vat of superheated cooking oil?
(Or, er, not?)

destroy: all meat, salt & vinegar, and cheese flavour crisps. and reconstituted corn based snacks. hell, just destroy crisps. they taste inoffensive at best, and are probably sufficiently complicit in the high levels of heart disease around here for walkers to be next through the courts after the cigarette companies have finished.

Bacon Wheat Crunchies are da bomb, Pringles are however evil. flavour is easily Barbeque flavour - in their evil black packets they taste nothing like barbeques.

By the way, we worked out why Gary Linaker was picked for the Brass Eye last wee'character' in the Walkers Crisps adverts after all preys on young kiddies, lurking in the bushes to steal their crisps. Lucky there aren't cherry flavoured crisps eh?

Search: any reconsituted corn snack which sucks the flesh of yr tongue into the body of itself before dissolving

Please stop talking about crisps as they are barred from my new diet.

I would buy any drink which advertised itself with a drunk person, apart from a real ale with a ridiculous drunkard cartoon on the pumphead.

Walkers live forever in my memory for introducing actual nice-looking potatoes into the equation: in the mid-70s, Smiths and Golden Wonder used only potatoes-of-the-thousand-eyes variety, which were very often i. purple, or ii. green.

And search: bags of those fishy old Scampi Fries containing more than 5 fries. And destroy: Cheese Moments, which surely contain the most repulsive cheese-like substance ever to have been imported from space? Some competition here, I know.

I also like the plain ones you get in Europe, no flavour but fried potato, nice.

Brannigans not that greasy IN THEMSELVES: the grease come off the inside of the container stamping itself straight onto the front of the human face forever...

got some fucking A mango/lime pickle crisps from local cheapo freezer shop the other week

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anyway, lol at no 'tayto' itt til now

i don't rate 'em, soz. what was this dodgy website anyhow?

also on a semi-related note, god bless Just-Eat.com you are the lazy bachelor's best friend

Seabrooks over rated? That’s fighting talk.

do Seabrooks still do wasabi flavour? they're like the crisps Jesus wd eat

sozziest thing i ever heard

I ate a gigantic pack of these (pictured below) that some people left at my house. I feel dirty.

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Oh man, it's the Bacon Nasty's

https://maps.google.ie/maps?hl=en&safe=off&ie=UTF-8&q=tayto+ireland&fb=1&gl=ie&hq=tayto+ireland&cid=0,0,13354260135180242100&ei=M3sBUdr9AoORhQeb9oCACA&sqi=2&ved=0CLoBEPwSMAE

I feel like americans today don't really respect or appreciate potato chips the way in which they once did. it's sad really

like it's okay to eat them if they have ridges and are a vehicle for some "dip", but if you are just eating a bag of plain unruffled ones then you are automatically the laughing stock of the room, no matter what company you're surrounded by

ever since chips with salsa strutted onto the american snack scene i guess potato chips just aren't "sexy" enough for the average american consumer. again, it's quite sad

is the faux artisan potato chip a thing there?

best ridged crisps = walkers max paprika flavour, goddamn yes

is the faux artisan potato chip a thing there?

yup v much

or "v munch" should i say!

REading about the need for dips to go with “potato chips”, whatever the fuck that is, I feel like America probably would not appreciate the textural joy that is the crisp sandwich.

(tries to remember the bacon-flavoured KP crisp product, unavailable in the UK, which we got terribly addicted to on our last visit to Ireland)

Bacon Jawz! Yeah. We need those over here. And Club Lemon to wash them down.

Oh... I'm meant to be on a diet. And I already ate a bag of Walkers (prawn cocktail) and drank a bottle of Irn Bru. It's going really well, this diet thing. Now if you'll excuse me there's some leftover Chinese takeaway in the fridge.

Idk bacon jawz but club lemon is perfection

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― r|t|c, Thursday, January 24, 2013 5:18 PM (1 hour ago)

Great. Now I have to go and source some BBQ Beef flavour hoops. Also their website is flash (ahahaha gedddit? Flash? *gets coat*)

not a club lemon fan myself. that much citrus and sugar gives me a headache, guaranteed.

the fancy crisp really is so disappointing, most of the time. kettle chips are mainly a great way to slice the inside of your mouth to bits, and the flavours don't taste particularly authentic.

the posh pork scratching on the other hand opens up a whole world of competitive quality.

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these are surprisingly good but you can only eat like five of them before they become gross

most posh crisps seem to just prove how important texture is in our enjoyment of food.

yeah otm about the mouth ravaging qualities

the posh pork scratching on the other hand opens up a whole world of competitive quality.

― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:02 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i somehow contrived to eat only a plate of pork crackling and nothing else for dinner the other week so this post made me feel quite ill

ever since chips with salsa strutted onto the american snack scene i guess potato chips just aren't "sexy" enough for the average american consumer. again, it's quite sad

hahaha, what? Lay's plain potato chips are the #1 snack food in the USA and have been for like 40 years now. Tortilla chips are a distant second.

read the trade papers and then get back to me. when that Whore salsa came into the picture coupla decades back everything changed

i somehow contrived to eat only a plate of pork crackling and nothing else for dinner the other week so this post made me feel quite ill

how did this happen? bad restaurant or burnt dinner?

Man, I wish I had access to a savory snacks magazine. I had a great time once reading a magazine for pizza restauranteurs. As for tortilla overtaking potato in chip sales in the USA, I'm not buyin' it.

well i'd made the pork with the original intention of sandwiches & freezing and while i had meant to have a couple bits for dinner too i got started on the crackling and couldnt stop

Garda this selfloathing gael routine has to fuckin stop man, next you'll be dissing barrys tea and not buying far east magazine ffs

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Oh shiiiiiiiit, the biscuits and gravy ones are really good.

Biscuit flavoured chips: guaranteed to confuse a limey.

I wonder if there are UK restaurants that specialize in varieties of American breakfast.

Co-op sea salt and chardonnay vinegar. Try and overcome any instinctive reactions the name might produce, they are tremendous.

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Not bad. More mustardy then Brannigans.

these are great! thanks, scotland!

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got them at my favorite store in massachusetts: THE OCEAN STATE JOB LOT. which means they might not have them the next time i go there and i might not be able to find them again.

they aren't really fiery hot. but that's okay. they have the most marvelous chip/crisp texture. perfect mouth feel.

mackie's make fucking great ice-cream too fyi

i don't really eat chips anymore but i used to love these

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and sorry but i also did like old dutch ketchup chips

Holy God, Torres Selecta Black Truffle has raised the stakes

Here: https://www.souschef.co.uk/products/crisps-with-black-truffle

The holy grail. I've only just finished my first ever pack and I want this every day forever

an intense black truffle punch

you heard

We just came back from Mexico and I’d like to vouch for Pap’s Chiles Mexicanos (chile puya flavour). Amongst the best uh crisps I have ever encountered.

https://i.imgur.com/CdxCRHE.jpg
Mind blown
Basically sour cream and onion with a hint of cool ranch aftertaste