Burger King is a largely desperate franchise that alternates mushy, insipid knock-offs with occasional glimpses of inspired, albeit poorly executed, modernism (the one with the new "mashed potato topping" not too long ago, or anything with crunchy onion bits). Where do you stand on this new, probably pointless, idea. They're pretty expensive up here in Canada ($1.99 for two). I don't think I'll go try them.
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― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=burger+shot
― robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
Barf those look so bad, there's nothing but meat in them and that bread looks really really processed and sugary and wrong.
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
I am only slightly less infuriated by this than the apple slices in a bag they were advertising last year.
― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
yeah i like burger king but these look like trouble
― See you dudes on the G train (rent), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:04 (sixteen years ago)
Those don't look like any BK burger I have ever tasted. The last burger I had was 2 years ago. Is this what they look like now? Damn, BK, c'mon.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:05 (sixteen years ago)
the bottom photo looks like four drunk burgers on a double date
― See you dudes on the G train (rent), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:09 (sixteen years ago)
can i shotgun these as quickly when drunk as I can white castle?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)
Also, "burger shots" = unfortunate (but likely accurate) typo waiting to happen.
― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)
how do i shot burger
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.supercheats.com/guides/files/guid/grand-theft-auto-4/dm-burgershot.jpg
― circa1916, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)
if only they could have come up with a less sad-looking bun.
― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:21 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah what the hell is that? I thought all BK burgers had sesame seed buns that werent quite so... plastic.
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
BK marketing genius visits White Castle after consuming a dozen vodka-jello shots.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:47 (sixteen years ago)
They're basically just McDonalds' regular hamburgers. Well done, Burker King, you successfully duplicated a well-known 50 year old product.
Actually the bun on a regular McDonalds burger is not usually even that creased and stale-looking.
― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:51 (sixteen years ago)
I was inexplicably creeped out by the Burger Bundles/Buddies when I was a very little kid and ~20 years later I am still not much happier to see them.
― A B C, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
I remember loving the Burger Buddies. Of course, I was about 6 years old.
― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/BKsevenincher.jpg
― Cunga, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 06:31 (fifteen years ago)
amazing
― guido holocaust (jeff), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 06:40 (fifteen years ago)
holy shit is that real?
― more tang than an astronaut (bug), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 06:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/joezandstra/3653419355/
― Cunga, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 06:58 (fifteen years ago)
http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/lol_gorilla.gif
― more tang than an astronaut (bug), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 07:00 (fifteen years ago)
blowjobs and greasy bk sandwiches are two things i do not want in my mind at the same time.
― doom shit (circa1916), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 07:00 (fifteen years ago)
the seeping mayo is a nice touch
― more tang than an astronaut (bug), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 07:04 (fifteen years ago)
It's right out of Idiocracy.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 07:10 (fifteen years ago)
It's Singapore only, for now.
― Cunga, Thursday, 25 June 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
In the late 80's there was a def a BK sandwich called "Burger Buddies" which is the same exact thing as "Burger Shots" as far as I can tell.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago)
in the late whenevers, anywhere, there are sandwiches called sliders which are the exact some thing as "burger shots."
― remy bean, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
The worst thing about this product is that it isn't 6 individual burgers, it is one large patty that you have to rip up.
― some of the greatest artists ever are bland (los blue jeans), Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago)
porny blowjob bk sandwich is a relic and a joke compared to the gay quiznos oven
― A B C, Thursday, 25 June 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2CsCAAOCqU
"Evander Holyfield, would you pop a buddy in the mouth for 59 cents?"
"pop"
― the fantasy-life of nations has consequences in the real worl (fields of salmon), Thursday, 25 June 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://eater.com/archives/2010/08/18/behold-the-bk-whopper-bar.php
The thing is large, served on a nine-and-a-half-inch sesame bun and is meant to be shared. "You know," said Sullivan, "You look at people like Paul Kahan who is doing communal dining at Avec. That's something I was thinking about with the New York Pizza Burger."--- "Oooh," said Schaufelberger, "You got a good one. Sometimes the patties overlap and you get double meat. It's a good sign."
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
That article is really hard to read. So basically it's a pizza sandwich, except they fucked it up and it's gross, like pretty much everything at BK except the crispy onion rings.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
also, YAY Tesco and their lasandwich...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
The BK off times square vents on to the street and I swear to god that it smells like September 11th. I will never ever eat at Burger King again.
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
and Burger King last year began selling beer at its more expensive Whopper Bars in the United States.
whopper bar?!
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:30 (thirteen years ago)
Burger King has gotten a firsthand lesson in how difficult selling alcohol can be. In 2009, it began opening Whopper Bars as a more upscale complement to its fast-food locations. The Whopper Bars serve items like a Bourbon Whopper and a New York Pizza Burger, and customers choose additional toppings like pepperoni, onion rings or guacamole.
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/03/29/business/29whopper-span-600.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4095/4914202513_08cd9297af_z.jpg
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago)
there's something so weird about that whole style of 'upmarket'
― thomp, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:36 (thirteen years ago)
that looks like a burger bar invented by the least talented concept artist for a b-list videogame
― thomp, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago)
it looks like a bad nightclub
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago)
Whopper Club™
DNF-BK
― PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://seacoastbeveragelab.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/c105c3d9c6311aaa6da1e75c5811103a.jpg
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Burger+King+Opens+First+European+WHOPPER+Bar+wyAbNA3myN4l.jpg
lollin @ baseball on the telly
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/aaron9732/Demolition%20Man%20locations/TacoBell.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:49 (thirteen years ago)
+1
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 11:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.attractionsmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/wb_universal.jpg
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.attractionsmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dsc05981.jpg
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/whopper-bar-beer.jpg
I gotta feeling
that tonight's gonna be a good night
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:11 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.finehomeslv.com/las-vegas-hotel/rio-all-suite-hotel/whopper-bar-burger-fun.jpg
that tonight's gonna be a good good night
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3600/3346045977_b1a8057e5a.jpg
special sauce all over me
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
(xps) Whopper Sports Bar
― PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:22 (thirteen years ago)
A man walks into a Whopper Bar
― dayo, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:23 (thirteen years ago)
A roasted horse chestnut walks into a Whopper Bar. The barman says 'Sorry, but we don't serve nuts in here. Are you one?'. The chestnut replies 'Fried nut.'
― PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 12:25 (thirteen years ago)
here, burger king has bacon poutine, which is impressive.
― dylannn, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
I used to work in a BK, I'd like to think I was an employee sophisicated enough to be reassigned to the Whopper Bar
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
I'd be terrible at it though since I'd never catch any of those teenagers who ask for the water cup and fill it up with beer instead
― frogbs, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago)
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― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 23 June 2014 19:15 (ten years ago)