I just got a car

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It's a 1973 green 1300 Beetle. It's the older style a la The Love Bug - slightly narrower and curvier. It's got pedals that stick up instead of down. The engine is in the back. I am in love. I've even gone and bought a Haynes manual for it.

Sam, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you got a car? Do you like it? Is it as nice as mine? Should I paint psychedelic flowers on it?

(And by the way it's nice to see ILE again. I have been so busy lately and I'm very sorry to have missed Anthony's do.)

Sam, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

are you gonna give it back?

Queen G (no relation to Brad), Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got a 2001 Toyota Rav 4. It's silver and lovely.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Me and my brother have a 1998 Mitubishi Carisma. I like it alot because it's diesel and doesn't cost me much. It's really fast I suppose, but I only ever drive in rush hour.

Ronan, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

While zipping round northern France I rediscovered the joys of driving and now I really want a car. Of course the fact that I can barely afford to take the bus is getting in the way of this ambition. OI RICH MEN OVER HERE. Also I would have to go on expeditions to the countryside as driving in London is rub and I think my temperament is ill suited to it as I would end up killing someone.

Emma, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like when I'm on my own in the car and some unsufferable fool does something stupid and I get very very annoyed and then laugh at myself because there's noone in the car to say "calm down you fool". Like yesterday some guy almost cut into my lane and hit me going round a roundabout and I beeped like 4 times until he made some half arsed apology gesture.

I then felt bad for a second or two before laughing at the fact that noone saw my blatant over-reaction except the other motorists who don't matter because I don't know them.

Ronan, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sam: But if it came to it, would you use the Haynes manual? Or would you call up the AA or somesuch? (ah, the decadence). I am sure my engineering skills would fail me on that one. Um, but I do quite like driving again after having developed an immense fear by driving on dark, windy, wintery roads with a dirty windscreen. I like changing lanes in town centres especially for some reason.

Bill, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My ex-wife took ours, per agreement, on our split. I live 400 yards from a tube station which takes me to work without my having to change trains. In those circumstances in London, a car seems an extremely low priority. I do miss it occasionally, but not often.

Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've had several cars but I don't own one now. I don't even have a driver's license. My first car was a '74 Peugeot 504; how I loved it.

Sean, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My boss has 8 yes count them on many fingers Peugeots. what a dick 'people just give them to me' . I love cars I also can barely afford pubic (yes I meant that) transport. At the mo dream car is mustang. vrrrrooom.

jessicar, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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Momus, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I bought a 1981 toyota corolla hatchback a year ago for 500$ and it needed 200$ in repairs after 6 months. 2 weeks ago the oil pan rusted out so in 2 days i'm buying a 1992 honda civic...actually i'm glad the corolla is dead because the honda is from one of my dads friends so it's only 1000$ (there around 2000$ in the classifieds) yay

kevin enas, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'some guy almost cut into my lane and hit me going round a roundabout and I beeped like 4 times until he made some half arsed apology gesture.'

The 'axis of evil' is not something 'out there', a quality of 'others', as Bush would have it. It's a line that runs through each of our souls. Especially when we're driving. A miniature war breaks out on a roundabout; it's the 'axis of evil' inside you. You use oil and petrol in your car, you have some responsibilty for the next Gulf War. No politician can stop you driving, because there are so many of you. (And some of you have up to eight cars per person, we learn from this thread.) You emit exhaust, you accelerate global warming. You drive through the city, you make it an unfit place for children to play and cyclists to ride. You drive rather than walk to your local services, you find yourself gaining weight. Your failure to use public transport allows the government to run it down, your boosting of the energy industry allows people like Bush to come to power and damage the whole atmosphere of the world.

The axis of evil: it's right there, hidden in 'I'd love a car'. Hidden in 'other motorists don't matter cos I don't know them'. Hidden in 'RICH MEN OVER HERE'!

Momus, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Look what you've done, Sam. You started this thread and you're responsible for allowing Momus to post here. You're EVIL, Sam.

Dr. C, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eight cars per person = seven cars NOT being driven at any given time, surely => momus the way to stop esso is for YOU TO BUY ALL THE CARS (and never lend them to anyone)

mark s, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

question asked me by nice dweeby guy behind the counter in village shop: "is your mum's car electric?"

ans given: "i don't know" (look i was taken by surprise)
real ans: "no of course not, dweeby boy!!??!! it's an ASTRA for goodness sake"

mark s, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"is your mum's car electric?"

Isn't this the name of the Icelandic Gary Numan bootleg or some such hilarity

N., Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus, the car is older than me. I haven't caused a new car to be built by buying this one. Also, the car is beautifully engineered and as such constitutes a piece of orginal art, which I thought you were in favour of. I take public transport all the time. I will still take it every day because parking at my work is impossible. At the moment it is impossible to move house and buy bookshelves on the 176 bus, so I need a car. When all the cyclists and children get off their fat arses and help me move house then I will reconsider. When I can get to Cambridge to see my girlfriend without worrying about bolts coming loose at Potter's Bar, then perhaps you'll have a point. Until then, a remarkable bit of design virtually unchanged since the 50s is going to solve my personal transport problems far more effectively than any meddling bunch of quangoes who have clearly failed on that front.

Sam, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is a Beetle the best car for moving bookcases though? seem to remember storage is rather limited to say the least

also Electric cars only solve localised pollution problems - the electricity has to be made somewhere, and most likely in an oil-fired power station which runs at a lower efficiency than an internal combustion engine

michael, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The joys of flatpack Argos bookshelves, you see.

Sam, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Irony or ironies is that I used to have a 1973 green Super Beetle. I also had a Haynes manual for it. Um my stories surrounding this car are very very very sad (and also very very very costly--almost entirely due to my own stupidity). I hope your Beetle works out well for you, Sam. They are very nice cars.

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

momus the way to stop esso is for YOU TO BUY ALL THE CARS

I am taking your advice, Mark. I have just bought four this evening. (I started with old ones, because they pollute worse than new ones). I'm also trying to stop Philip Morris and BAT by buying millions upon millions of cigarettes, then incinerating them far from places of human habitation, then buying millions more.

Momus, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe you're right Momus but it's hardly a groundbreaking theory is it?

Ronan, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if you are norman phay you will just be GIVEN all the cars by complete strangers

mark s, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, the Honda 'Civic'. Isn't that such a 70s right on rad name for a car?

A car that's 'civic' is a car that can be a good citizen and improve the life of the city. A green car, a socialist car, a car that wears flares and goes to local community meetings! Never mind that the idea of a 'civic' car is about as realistic as the idea of a 'healing' gun. It's the thought that counts.

Today's cars don't even pretend to be civic -- they sell themselves on their ability to seal you off from an evironment they themselves have fucked up (hence the Mazda 'Protege' -- it protects you when you're inside, but outside you're on your own). Or they make no bones about their aggression: the Opel 'Tigra' clearly sees the city as a jungle. Or else they're abstract: the 'Vectra' or, rather more ominously, the 'Omega' (the car which sounds the last trump and opens the seven seals).

But the Civic, well, that was a car so small and self-deprecating that it almost wasn't a car at all. You could fit three of them into a parking place designed for just one ordinary car. So their civic virtue consisted in allowing the city to contain three times as many cars. And they had little fuel-efficient engines which meant that you could visit twice as many relatives for each OPEC crisis they caused.

Of course, the vogue for these responsible pint-sized 70s cars ended with the Pinto, a car so small and civic and weak that bigger cars literally fucked it up the ass, where unfortunately its fuel tank was located, exploding not only the Pinto but the idea of all tiddly, self-deprecating, liberal and civic cars with it.

Momus, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

except of course now for the tiny Micras and Smart cars which currently fill British streets

michael, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, the 'Smart' car. Now there's an ironic name for a [continued page 167]

Momus, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus is a silly goose (doo-dah, doo-dah).

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I will be able to drive my dad's new company car come August - a nice big chunky Honda CRV, a monstrous (and pretty pointless) 4X4 thing. It is big, so I will be in a nice self-contained environment where I do not have to care for other drivers (unless I want to avoid crashing it, that is), and cos it's big it'll get bugger all MPG. Hooray!

(I now expect to see Momus protesting outside my house)

DG, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have no car since I have no license, and thus I apparently enter Momus' pantheon with minimal effort. All the money goes to music, books, going out with friends, etc., and therefore I have achieved both outer and inner peace. :-)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All that, and in California too! Ned, you are a saint. Better than that, I declare you hyperevolute, a visitor from the future of humanity.

Momus, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HA! And since Ned = me, I and my mini-SUV-driving-self are also hyperevolute! HOIST ON THINE OWN PETARD, SIRRAH! Avaunt!

(Pluralizing yourself: classic or dud?), Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the question is, is Dan the left-brain in this partnership or is it I? ;-)

Perhaps a more honest question to ask would be: does a person without a car end up missing it or feeling honestly compromised? I admit to having had annoyed feelings when folks have come to visit and I can't take them anywhere on my own, for instance. And my greatest regret is that, not being one to drink much at parties (couple of notable exceptions aside), I'd be the perfect designated driver if I at least had a license. So there are other considerations at play.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i've a shiny blue toyota but i only bought it to patronize drive-thru mcdonalds and drive into ugly public sculpture.

mitch lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the id. FEAR THE ID.

Really, I'd be happy to live without owning a car; in fact, I did it very successfully up until age 28. Then I took a job which was 25 minutes away by highway and an hour and 45 minutes away by public transportation. I no longer have that job, but the feasibility of continuing my lifestyle, particularly my singing, while being faced with travel times approaching 2 hours from my place of employment made living without a car untenable.

I don't think that last sentence made sense. FEAR THE ID.

Dan Perry, Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a car which I unf need to drive to wurk. If I did not need one I would not have one I think. My additude to cars is like horses - they're useful to get to places but open them up and they smell and are full of GUNK.

Steve.n., Wednesday, 22 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There are lots of pre-polluters on this thread, but hardly any post-polluters. The pre-polluters are like the Chinese. They all plan to get cars as soon as they can afford them.

The post-polluters in evidence here are not 'ethical post-polluters'. In other words, almost nobody seems to be saying 'cars are in themselves bad for life on earth and I've reorganised my life so I don't have to own one'. Most of the post-polluters here are citing (like some of the car owners) practical reasons for ownership / non- ownership.

I'd be delighted to see more people linking car ownership to stuff like this. But I probably think in these terms because I'm an old-fashioned existentialist. I believe the problems of the world can be sorted out by individuals (or 'consumers', as some prefer to call them) taking responsibility for their own actions.

But I'm aware that a single decree from the Chinese central government probably counts for more than all the ethical, existential consumer choices one could reasonably expect. And failing either of those things, we just have to wait for the traffic snarl and envio-blight to become so bad that the whole system just breaks down into horrible chaos. The Death-By-Chocolate scenario.

Momus, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus brings good points on the evils of cars.......but shit, I will never even consider giving up my ride, I've put so much into it, and I already spoke my piece on the musical connection......besides, I only drive it when I have to and when I'm solo I ride my bike as much as possible (all luggage-less within-neighborhood trips), so I don't feel sorry......it's hard to explain to any arty person that there is a grey area between bimbo-box/SUV drones and gonzo riceboys, and this grey area is made up of guys like me that just like to wash our whips on the weekends and drive around with a chubby chick sitting shottie, play-mad-dogging parallel strangers at ambers and getting a little thunderball on......it is a middle-class culturally hardwired pleasure I cannot deny myself.....let's just say that I respect the earth, but if I ever see some "carwalker" batshit enough to try to make a statement by scuffing up MY hood, I will go to work on homeboy's genitals with a belt sander and a tub of Icy-Hot....

I drive a dark blue 1997 Subaru WRX with 17" OZ Competitions (I slightly chipped the right front at a narrow Burger King drive-thru last year and I'm still very bitter abt it)......slammed an inch, no stickers, no kit, modest system (99' alpine CD deck and amp with one RF 10 in the back) that bumps if I want it to......the thing is understated but styling.....it's got balls, agile and thrusty as fuck......a bit pricey but great value......I worked so hard for this ride that when Chris Rock said, "I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car!" it didn't really register as a joke!

Where Norman Phay at?

Ramosi, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

2002 WRX.

Drooool.......usually I'm on some "I hate how cars are becoming so bulbous" shit when discussing nearly every once-adored model post 98' (eg. Grand Cherokee), but I wont front, the new WRX is phat.

What's your dream car? I won't make fun of you if you go the indie kid route and say a "gold austin mini!" or something, because yours truly and dreamed of driving the Oscar Meyer weiner van, straight blasting that Apache Indian.

Ramosi, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i do not own a car and have never gotten a liscence. I should be adverse to cars but sometimes they become a nesscary evil. I mostly like being a passenger for the view , and for the joy of reading on trains and busesYes i misspelled at least three words in that last sentence.

anthony, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

disregard that extra "and"

Ramosi, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ramosi has a truly wonderful vehicle. I was DENIED my Impreza through the course of marital negotiation -- she tried to get me into a non-turbo Forrester, but I wasn't having that. Gearhead or green for me, no in-between. We got a Mercedes A160 with a big sunroof. I like it, because my bass gear fits in and it's still little and fuel efficient.

Colin Meeder, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Current lust object is the Alfa Romeo GTA wagon, or the VW 1-litre car.

Colin Meeder, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

Our Chevy S10 died, so we needed another car. I have never been able to afford or bring myself to buy a new car and make car payments, so I always have a "good island car" (goes short distances slowly). We just got a 97 Buick Le Sabre. It's in great shape and has lots of luxury features. It is totally out of character for me (usually have volvos or toyotas or fords). We also have a Ford Escort that accelerates like a turtle. Mostly the Le Sabreis Scott's car. He claims it's the first car he's had that he likes. It's surprisingly fun to drive a big car that floats. Actually, the length of the hood makes it look a lot bigger than it is. It's pretty good on gas mileage, actually. I love our car!

Maria :D, Monday, 4 June 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

how many miles does one put on a car per year on the island? i'm guessing can't be too high, but i've never been to the vineyard. 5-6k per year?

gershy, Monday, 4 June 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

my friend used to be a taxi driver on yr island! apparently you don't put down that many miles

river wolf, Monday, 4 June 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

I too bought a car from 1973 recently. However, unlike the one at the top of the thread, it was neither comissioned by Hitler nor exclusively manufactured in Mexico for the last quarter of a century.

S-, Monday, 4 June 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)

I guessing a good car for the island is a cheap one that doesn't rust quickly?

Ed, Monday, 4 June 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)


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