Homer Simpson's list:
* Bill of Rights * Grandpa * Fat-Free Lard * Gravity * Emmys * Darwin * H2WHOA! * Billy Crystal * God * Soloflex * The Boy * Stern Lecture Plumbing * Econo-Save
What/Who is on yours?
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
Oh come on - what? nobody? nothing?
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)
* my high school football coach, who is deceased* the fucker who keyed my car three years ago in the Kroger parking lot* every cracked Butterfinger ever* warm beer* running out of toilet paper* nuts in chocolate chip cookies or brownies* iceberg lettuce* brussel sprouts* stripped screws, especially you Mr. Phillips* paper cuts* premature ejaculation (obv.)* Hitler (obligatory)* sweaty airplanes at the gate* lines to get into nightclubs* back pain* boogers
― The Contemptible (Dandy Don Weiner), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
How do you have revenge on premature ejaculation?
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)
a dish best served cold
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)
LOLZ DANNY BOY I love ya
― The Contemptible (Dandy Don Weiner), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
* George W. Bush* Dick Cheney
― meta pro lols (libcrypt), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)
* poor tippers* leg warmers* my college roomate* George W. Bush (obligatory)* New York Yankees* Boston Celtics fans* K-Lo* movie previews* the commercials before movie previews* National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets* Grounds sticking to my burr coffee grinder* back zits (no steroids)* cars making illegal turns in front me while I am walking/biking* cars period* Ronald Moore
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)
Fucking hell what kind of an insensitive prick starts a thread like this on the day of two revenge shootings?
― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)
* Ned Trifle II
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)
* Ned Trifle III* Ned Trifle IV* Ned Trifle V - Assignment Miami Beach* Train ticket inspectors who fine you for having a young person's railcard that expired the day before.
― Twitter Shitter & The Purple Hernias (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)
*dumbshit production managers who put mistakes/typos INTO submitted work*a certain PR who shorted me on a job to pay Minnie Driver £10k to wear a dress for 20 minutes at a launch I coordinated*dad's second wife for grannycide/diversion of inheritance (just wait 'til I probate your ass)*GWB*inappropriately competitive people I have known
― That's When I Reach For My Sriracha (suzy), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)
two of those are lol but dumbshit production managers who put mistakes/typos INTO submitted work is properly a shortcut to massive tooth-grinding rage
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure I know what one LOL is for but bitch, please, grannycide not funny, so I hope that ain't the other.
― That's When I Reach For My Sriracha (suzy), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)
no yeah I didn't even understand that but it doesn't seem like something I would find funny if I did
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)