hey i am auditioning replacement words for "awesome"-- suggestions, please

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also, i've always hated the word "douchebag". suggest replacement words for that, too, please. thank you very much. thank you.

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)

dogtits

Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)

rad, gnar, dope, sweet

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

DOPE

Surmounter, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

actually yeah all of those are good

Surmounter, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

bogus

Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

wicked

f f murray abraham (G00blar), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

jammin, fun, fantastique!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

sick, also try using ultra as prefix for other words in this thread e.g. ultrarad

°° × Þ°))·ΞЊ (Lamp), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

spoobee

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)

i use "rad" lots. can't help myself. i just can't help myself.

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

bodacious

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

rather pleasant

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

not entirely agreeable

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

"marvellous"/"magnificent"/"splendid"/"capital" (in English accent)

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

superchouette

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

"formidable!" (in Fr. accent)

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

jolly spiffing
top hole
super smashing great

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

"class"/"tops"/"tasty"/"a'right" (in Northern English accent)

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

douchebottle

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

replacement douchebags: "pillock"/"weapon"/"imbecile"/"doofus"/"drongo"/"muppet"/"tit"/"nincompoop"/"prat"

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

well jackson
bitchin

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

douchenozzle

f f murray abraham (G00blar), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

"pornofornocacophagomaniacal"

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

The most stupid advertising slogan I ever saw was on the side of a bottle of Picon, and just said "c'est bon". I can only conclude that there is no French equivelent of Francis Ogilvy.

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

replacement douchebags: "pillock"/"weapon"/"imbecile"/"doofus"/"drongo"/"muppet"/"tit"/"nincompoop"/"prat"

"muppet"? really??

god help your soul

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

c'mon, muppets are porno for pyros, you douchefuck

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

Oilragsian. Or Oilyragsesque.

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

for me, "weapon" is forever stained by this...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/4/4312252_1a15d51901.jpg

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

in this sceptred isle we use "muppet" to describe any sort of lulzy incompetent doucheclitter, you numpty

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

oh, i knew it had to be some nonsense along those lines

dell on.

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

of the TMNT slang, tubular seems to be forgotten

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i agree, i keep trying to bring it back but it doesnt come to the tongue as easily as 'rad' or 'awesome'

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

FUCKING awesome

Trip Maker, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

admirationsome
astonishmentsome
esteemsome
regardsome
reverencesome
shocksome
stupefactionsome
venerationsome

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

crackalackin

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

top hat

bela fregosi (brownie), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1aalo3iz9OU/SDDahvPd4HI/AAAAAAAAAyQ/DaW1PxSKqQo/s400/jawsome.jpg

latebloomer, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

som nambulistino (some dude), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

bomb
wicked
tight
killer
pimp

^^ none of these are acceptable, fyi

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

by which I mean I consider the use of each an SB'able offense

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

sweetsauce

('douchebag' stays)

warmsherry, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, what's wrong with douchebag?

f f murray abraham (G00blar), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

Steaksauce (if you want to build your vocabulary from tv shows)

Jibe, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

shitestreak

snoball, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

ripping

mizzell, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

crucial

mizzell, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

doucherocket >>> douchebag

WmC, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

elmo, i am in your camp as far as those abominations go

G00blar, i've said it here before, i think, but the word reminds me too much of andrew dice clay. i blame and curse john stewart for reviving it

laceychabertfan@aol.com (dell), Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

heir to the massengill fortune.

mizzell, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

i shall instead provide an audio-visual demonstration

What exactly is this demonstrating?

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 12 March 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)

the exact point where all 3 collide

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)

It's hard judging for me, as I don't know the context of the protest or the footage, apart from it being some sort of NYU protest. But it was funny that the narrator criticized the "other side" for drinking corporate water, while proudly identifying the brand names of his Apple products (e.g. macbook vs. laptop).

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Thursday, 12 March 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

bodacious

latebloomer, Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

(spoken wistfully, with a hint of sultry passion) "exquisite"

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

I'm partial to "delightful" myself

if you like it then you shoulda put a donk on it (bernard snowy), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/hist100.96/elc/grungehoax.gif

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/aweshorrormovieke6.gif

latebloomer, Thursday, 12 March 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

i like nifty

http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork2/Nifty%20Appleberry.jpg

for emphasis you can say, "pretty nifty." or "super nifty," i guess, though that seems like overkill. usually just nifty works fine.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 13 March 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

oh and for "douchebag," i recommend "jackass." with or without the johnny knoxville association, it works either way.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 13 March 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

Dude-ical (dudical?) - a compound of "dude" & "radical"

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Friday, 13 March 2009 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

'lethal' is quite big in norn iron. occasionally 'lethal days'. tends to be used in a quite ironic way refernecing scally chat

straightola, Friday, 13 March 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)

i could see myself using "lethal" but really it's gotta be time for MEGA to make a comeback.

Twitter Shitter & The Purple Hernias (Upt0eleven), Friday, 13 March 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

Lethal being the Norn Irn counterpart of DEADLY?

That's When I Reach For My Sriracha (suzy), Friday, 13 March 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

i think deadly is big round belfast, lethal is more derry i think considering it s the only place in n.ireland ive really spent any time (18 years)

straightola, Friday, 13 March 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

Please keep using mega, rad, tubular, crucial so I can pretend it's 1989 and I can be excited about what will be on the tapes of this month's ZX Spectrum magazines and if I'll see a coin-op of Toobin' or Crude Dudes to lose a few 10ps in soon.

Have heard "deadly" a lot from Belfast people and can't recall hearing "lethal" more than once or twice, but then I'm not a native and it sounds like the people I know are a decade older too. "oh that's deadly, that's just class... that's word, so it is"

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 13 March 2009 12:07 (sixteen years ago)

I like the early 90s UK rave idiom: safe, sound, sorted, nice one, wicked. But I say ace, or even aces, a lot. In the US, does cool not just mean awesome? Or does it still have some reserved, rarefied connotation?

I HATE douchebag. What a horrible word. No-one says it over here, though, do they? Fucking prick or smarmy cunt. Or just git? I like git, for some reason. Tosser?

Jamie T Smith, Friday, 13 March 2009 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

it's hard to use 'douchebag' irl without feeling a bit self-conscious. it's a bit of a 'guardian guide wanker' thing to say, as in http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2008/dec/13/douchebags-of-the-year

however, saying 'd-bag' is hilarious imo.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 13 March 2009 12:25 (sixteen years ago)

this shit is fucking royal

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 13 March 2009 12:37 (sixteen years ago)

champion

calumerio, Friday, 13 March 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

i have a lot of friends who just say 'bag

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 13 March 2009 13:32 (sixteen years ago)

Man I cringe hearing bowdlerized "d-bag" when DOUCHEBAG is just so completely phonetically satisfying.

At slivered Venn intersection of retard, douchebag and tool: "Boehner" (BAY-ner)

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 13 March 2009 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

'bag' as in 'you old bag' is already an actual insult in the uk

xpost

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 13 March 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

champion

Is this instead of "awesome" or "douchebag"?

This is the day when fisticuffs happened everywhere (country matters), Friday, 13 March 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

"cool" in french still has the classical american meaning, i.e. easygoing, unruffled

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

xpost
http://www.sausagenet.com/i/p/654-0.jpg
"We are the douchebags"

snoball, Friday, 13 March 2009 13:37 (sixteen years ago)

balls...
http://www.sausagenet.com/i/p/654-0.jpg

snoball, Friday, 13 March 2009 13:38 (sixteen years ago)

Is this instead of "awesome" or "douchebag"?
The former. "Champ" is for the latter.

calumerio, Friday, 13 March 2009 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

stfu champ

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 13 March 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

LOL 'deadly' makes sense as a Belfastism; first person I heard use it was Andy Cairns (who also schooled me on what a 'spide' was).

That's When I Reach For My Sriracha (suzy), Friday, 13 March 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x18/mdizzle04/barneystinson-1-1.jpg

LEGENDARY

lolling through my bagel (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 13 March 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

I can't really handle "nifty" because "nift" is Amharic for snot

nabisco, Friday, 13 March 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

so is that the ancient base of 'sniff'?

That's When I Reach For My Sriracha (suzy), Friday, 13 March 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

Totally different language groups, but apparently English sniff/snivel run back to something like "snofl" meaning mucus, so ... maybe there's some way-ancient (onomatopoeia?) "SNF" base that's informing them all?

nabisco, Friday, 13 March 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

*snort*

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 March 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

In the US, does cool not just mean awesome?

Funny, I was listening to a This American Life podcast this morning and was slightly taken aback at someone's old-fashioned use of the word "awesome," as in "the extent of the financial crisis is truly awesome."

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 13 March 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Howabout 'stellar'?

kate78, Friday, 13 March 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

I feel like people still use that sense a lot, J! Although I guess it's often in a somewhat religious context. (Cf Obama's "we worship an awesome god" line.)

nabisco, Friday, 13 March 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

"God is awesome" was a fairly common bumpersticker at one point ...

what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

i hate the word ace being used as awesome

i never heard cherry or diesel being used but they wouldn't sound right either

CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

super-non-disappointing

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

jaw-slack-inspiring

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

drop-to-knees-able

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

bowel-delighting

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

"lovely"

I actually spoke to a press officer for a news story this week who was clarifying for me that a man who died when he was struck by a loose lorry wheel was on foot and at the end I said "that's lovely, fantastic, thanks for your help", exposing how desensitised I am.

Local Garda, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

nous-ful

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

(Cf Obama's "we worship an awesome god" line.)

I think you're right that "awesome God" is still used frequently, but it's not as jarring, since the speaker presumably finds God to be both awe-inspiring and, well, cool. I don't think anyone is willing to claim that the financial crisis is a pretty sweet sitch we're in.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 13 March 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

gurnworthy

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

terrifying

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

I can't really handle "nifty" because "nift" is Amharic for snot

great, now i have to pretend i don't know that. don't ruin words for me!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 13 March 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)


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