I've been drinking too much (don't hate me if you read this)

Hitting bottom should not be done alone darling.hug (it should involve 2 (or more) consenting adults and a paddle or a wooden spoon and safe word.) youve had a good realisation now clean your room and your liver p.s. a boring guy is not defenceless

Suck the crabs off my ass u fucker i couldn't care lessa

sorry to hear of your parasitic friends there, dr. z!!!!

i've certainly stood on that patch of grass yr on, ms. rainbow. not so fun, that patch.

for you, a little present.

Fuck you Dr Z you're only saying that because you're on the internet you're not a real doctor. And i think you suck. It's people like you that drive sweet girls to drink. I haven't been getting much sleep lately and I cannot tolerate this kind of stupid dumb whatever you call it. I can hardly even say that it's an insult because it's too stupid for that. You might think that freedom of speech allows you to say this kind of thing but it doesn't because it only applies to people not spineless monsters from the bottom of the ocean. Maybe your mother didn't give you boundaries or something. Well here I am now to tell you just what your boundaries are. They are SHUT UP! And by the way Rainy has really smartened up her act in the last two hours and she is going to be on breakfast television. So maybe next time you want to insult her, you'll have to make an appointment with her agent. That is, ME. I can't wait, 'big guy.' Okay those last two sentences weren't true. But Rainy really is going to be on television. Which is more than I can say for ME, I mean, YOU. And guess what else, she forgot about you already.

Rainy, it's when the hangovers don't start until the afternoon and then don't happen at all that you want to worry, and good luck on breakfast telly.

Rainy, you've just described my life. Well except for the breakfast TV thing. Good luck with that.

I'm kinda impressed you actually told someone who was boring you to go away. Its nice when you get to be honest with people who are getting between you and your buzz.

If you are not going to spend your money on wine how about buying yourself a present instead? Hopefully that might make you feel a little less depressed

In other words, "rainy is alive".

I drank too much last nite on top of a lunchtime samosa, an egg mayonnaise baguette which I FORGOT about urgh and was VERY difficult to eat and loads of CHEESE. I drank half a bottle of PORT and over half a bottle of red-red wine also and this morning I feel URGH! And last night the room span quite a lot and the old walking thing was a bit difficult. Port is very drinkable. TOO DRINKABLE. But hooray hooray I had slept on the comfiest sofa cushions evah whilst hugging a ferret and in the morning I had some TEA and TOAST and NUROFENG and now I am in the office! I think I am sweating out the BOUZE and and and MY BOSS HAS BOUGHT ME A BOTTLE OF GIN!!!! For doing my JOB!!!!! On the one morning I really can't face it why I oughta ect ect. Thank you very much nice boss (although I haf not seen her yet to thank her personally where is she).

Instead of drinking, my new thing will be that I'm going to take all good advice that I get given. So far: drink herbal teas, buy yourself presents and clean up your liver/room have all been acted on, with festive results.

advice about how to not be gigantic moron in my very brief TV adventure would be accepted gratefully also.

Have a sossidge sangwitch before you go on. I am having one now! Yum.

Being on TV in New Zealand is easy. Within two hours of arriving there I was being interviewed for the evening news about the dangers driving with a mobile phone.

Do not rain on Rainy's parade.

I might be on TV tonight as my mate is dragging me along to see Graham Norton's show (though we might not get in as admittance is on a 'partially selective' basis despite us having tickets, hmmm) and you see the audience loads on that. Though my parents have banned me from sharing unsavoury revelations about my sex life with the nation on pain of death / disinheritance. Anyway look for me, I will be with a small girl with curly black hair & I am wearing a black top with sequins & fringes where the sleeves should be.

christ, am i the only one who will mention the BLING'ED OUT PONY??

actually, sorry rainy. please stop drinking so much because before you know it, you'll end up losing an entire 6 mos.-year like i did. no fun.

(i will give the pony his own thread.)

Do not rain on Rainy's parade.

No indeed. Anyone who does so earns my contempt. *hugs* and good thoughts for ya, Rainy. :-)

Curly black hair, Emma? Since when?

Chris - do drunkards not get hangovers? Homer-esque cunning plan is forming...

I still love you rainy. I know you'll be fine.

(Mark: "with")

I will be with a small girl with curly black hair

I think you may have read Emma's comment too quickly Mark!

I've been doing the same thing. Beer is expensive. And I can't drink like when I was 19! Two will make me bored enough to just go to bed. This is passing strange.

I already mentioned the pony, but on a different bit of the internet..

hee hee emma i think we saw you on tv courtesy of a 12 ft lizard

"Nice lady in shiny top, are you impressed by David Blaine standing on a pole for 35 hours?"

http://homepage.mac.com/dtcd/emma2.jpeg

*nervous smile*
"No. I'm afraid not."
*mouths:* "No"
*swish*
*bling*
*embarassed giggle*
http://homepage.mac.com/dtcd/emma.jpeg

(that's a digital photo of my video projector screen. Alack my video digitiser is far away. I apologise)