http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/03/16/i_m_running_for_mayor
...but will resign after 24 hours:
* after an official Lap Dance Day is declared* if the monorail approved in 2004/5 isn't build in a day
― She Is Beyond Food In Weevil (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)
Street teamer.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 March 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)
he's the best candidate so far
― She Is Beyond Food In Weevil (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)
Who are the others?
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 March 2009 22:41 (seventeen years ago)
(Links to official campaign pages plz.)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 March 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)
Moving south to Seattle!
― kate78, Monday, 16 March 2009 22:50 (seventeen years ago)
the others are: Greg Nickels. again. that's it.
Dan says on Slog he's going to post how people can help get his name on the ballot.
― She Is Beyond Food In Weevil (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
gayor
― cathlamet wa (jergins), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:53 (seventeen years ago)
During my short and glorious tenure I'll issue a few harmless proclamations ("Lap Dance Day"), challenge Portland's gay mayor to a Big Gay Sex Scandal Contest (I can put together a better sex scandal in 17 minutes than Sam Adams did in 17 days), and attempt to make good on my only other campaign promise. (I promise to build the original X-shaped, voter-approved monorail plan in 24 hours or resign in disgrace.) But after Lap Dance Day is over, and the monorail isn't completed in 24 hours, I will resign.
― She Is Beyond Food In Weevil (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 16 March 2009 22:58 (seventeen years ago)
yawn
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Monday, 16 March 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)
He's just jealous of our mayor.
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)
oh u mad cuz I'm mayorin on u
― Jordi La Sarge (The Reverend), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)
The Reverend for mayor!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)
"Bringing together church and state."
After Jesse Ventura was elected everything else in the way of joke-candidates has been an anticlimax.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 00:56 (seventeen years ago)
all we need is carl weathers to complete the predator trifecta
― The Prices are .......... VERY AFFORDABLE!!! (omar little), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provider_id=10&size=550x550_mb&ptp_photo_id=466289
― m coleman, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:08 (seventeen years ago)