ideas?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)
i've heard exercise doesn't hurt
heterosexual intercourse
― ambulance chaser (S-), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)
right
wait why not homosexual?
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
fountain of youth, duh
― the chicano incarnation of benito juarez (primalfixations), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
sleep with the window open
― cathlamet wa (jergins), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://dress2xpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/death_becomes_her3.jpg
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:27 (sixteen years ago)
become encased in amber
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
vshttp://i13.tinypic.com/3ycb2wj.jpgxpost(sorry)
― fap fap fap wtf crazy caps self-publishe... (1) (rent), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)
that was really mean
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:31 (sixteen years ago)
lol sorry i feel bad now
― fap fap fap wtf crazy caps self-publishe... (1) (rent), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)
:P
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)
lots of facials
(wait whaa)
― warmsherry, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 03:53 (sixteen years ago)
you're so right
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)
Bathe in the blood of virgins.
― kate78, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 06:39 (sixteen years ago)
Keep your respiratory and circulatory systems as healthy as possible. How to do that is no secret. Don't smoke, don't drink more than the recommended "two drinks", stay out of the sun (this is a big one), get 7-8 hours sleep every night.
― kenan, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 06:45 (sixteen years ago)
Keep your respiratory and circulatory systems as healthy as possible. How to do that is no secret. Don't smoke, don't drink more than the recommended "two drinks", stay out of the sun (this is a big one), get 7-8 hours sleep every night. +++ Bathe in the blood of virgins.
― dice in my pockets (csa), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 06:46 (sixteen years ago)
Make sure you are incarnated with good genes.
― Bob Six, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 08:02 (sixteen years ago)
cryogenics
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 08:08 (sixteen years ago)
Why would you want to look young forever? You end up like Mickey Rourke.
― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)
Regenerate every 3-5 years
― kingfish, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 08:38 (sixteen years ago)
kill yourself at a young age and you'll never look old and will be remembered as that young person for ever!easy really!
― not_goodwin, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 09:09 (sixteen years ago)
honest to goodness.
guys i don't think i can just have "two drinks"
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)
shellac
― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
yeah the drink thing is really my achilles' heel. how about sleeping in an oxygen chamber?
― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)
that's pretty good
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)
have a mysterious portrait in your attic that ages while you stay the same age
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
or CGI
find out what that kid from roseanne who's now on that sit-com nerd show does. i saw a few minutes of suicide kings this weekend and that dude looks exactly the same some 12 years later.
― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)
that roseanne guy is creepshow, not a bit different. Mario lopez from saved by the bel is on the ameriscan breakdance fame academy ting and he is the same. I expected him to have gone bananas on coke and pussy
― straightola, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:40 (sixteen years ago)
Ralph Macchio FTW. He looks younger than most of ILX and is pushing 50.
― suggest bánh mi (suzy), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, what is up with that? It can't all be about crane technique.
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:58 (sixteen years ago)
Resist the urge to grow a beard.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)
dont smoke dont drink eat healthy stay out of the sun get regular exercise
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:01 (sixteen years ago)
There was something in the Times about this a few weeks ago; "progress" is being made, drugwise.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)
don't smoke don't drink don't fuck at least i can fucking think
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)
inject oriental DNA
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)
A MINOR THREAT? ))
― dice in my pockets (csa), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
A SUNN O? ))))
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
just embrace aging
― The Lost Boys Buff Guy Playing Sax (rockapads), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago)
or don't have any fun.
― jel --, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)
i puked from drinking this past weekend for the first time in several years. felt like i was 18 again.
― now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)
aww, precious
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
but the trick is to not feel 54 the following morning :\
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:33 (sixteen years ago)
old people look awesome grow the fuck up
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
i go to the gym that has lots of old people
trust me
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
i do not want to become a person with an egg shaped torso with a swinging flap of neck and puffy elbows, i can appreciate the challops but fuck decaying alive
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
moisturize
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
use lots of sunscreen
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)
Smile. And fuck a lot.
― Barackin' In the Free World (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)
I am here to tell you that smoking and drinking will not only age you rapidly but also fatten you rapidly. If you hammer it heavily enough it'll also probably send you grey.
So if you're not prepared to stop the vices, prepare for the Keith Richards special, is all I'msayin.
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)
(I mean to say, I am walking blobby red faced grey haired proof of this)
I'd much rather be happy and healthy than look young. Of course, having all of them at once would be highly acceptable.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)
Smile a lot and try to stay positive. That way you'll be attractive no matter how old you are.
Also, wipe semen all over your face every day.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
The semen on the face thing may or may not be an urban legend, but it's better to be safe than sorry imo.
Does it have to be your own semen or someone else's?
― snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
Getting it from a whale is probably best.
― I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
(cpost) ...and tbh I think someone was messin' with you when they said that, because otherwise there wouldn't be all these TV commercials for face creams with "polyhedric lipomas" or whatever.
― snoball, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
j/k
lol polyhedric lipomas
sooo thanks to trayce i didn't have anything to drink last night. thanks trayce
― Surmounter, Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:51 (sixteen years ago)
Well thats good! I abstained from the drink also! Because I am feelin' a bit bloated. :/
― one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)