Man confesses to murder on his deathbed, then makes full recovery.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7959155.stm

No need to click link, really.

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

what an idiot

HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

ok, any murders or anything i feel the need to confess, i'll put in an envelope marked "do not open until my body has been in the ground for 24 hours"

liveblogging 'before i self-destruct' from the moon (some dude), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

tut!

not_goodwin, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

almost as bad as beating off on a 'seemingly' crashing plane.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

actually, sorry, much worse.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

:-/

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

but not as bad as beating off in front of a baby.

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://dic.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/89/You_Played_Yourself.jpg

Hongroe Like the Wolf (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45593000/jpg/_45593877_brewer_226.jpg
lol j/k

ice cr?m, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

"James Brewer could now face the death penalty"

joe, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

The former factory worker changed his name to Michael Anderson and settled down with his wife, Dorothy, in the town of Pwnee

velko, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

Oh whatever will he confess then!

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, man -- now this is going to have a chilling effect on other, really useful, deathbed confessions

nabisco, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

what a waste of medical bills

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

Nabisco otm (dur) - everyone will be thinking "what if I get better?" and we'll lose a valuable source of family gossip.

almost as bad as beating off on a 'seemingly' crashing plane.

Is this an actual story I've managed to miss or is it part autobiographical?

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, purely fictional. it's from Mallrats iir

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

Is it really that easy to skip bail and change your identity?

jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

seriously!

Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

they make it sound like he took a walk to the store

Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

"Oh, I know I'll just say my name is Dave, no one will know"...maybe the cops are like the ones from the Simpsons.

jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

i like how his wife pitched into the effort and started studying the bible

Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

poor thing too, she prolly woulda gotten with the neighbor

Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

they make it sound like he took a walk to the store

― Surmounter, Monday, March 23, 2009 12:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol otm

Hoos Passansteeno (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 March 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)


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