If you were in an artsy, Euro-styled perfume commercial, what would you want your line to be?

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"Her cinema was one of anarchy."

[Cue Pendrecki strings]

― Joe, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

[Then cue the dwarves]

― Joe, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"EGOISTE!!! EGOISTE!!!!!!!"

― Joe, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I can't believe it's not whale mucus."

(Cue ensemble playing Hovhaness.)

― j.lu, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'FUCK ALL YOU WHITE BITCHES'

― Ramosi, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I am powdered and limp. Love me."

― Colin Meeder, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"jel for women"

― jel --, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh/oi bondage up yours

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Creosote, par Givenchy....pour homme, pour femme, pour la barriere de la jardin...

― misterjones, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"They say romance is back in style. I say it never went out"

― N., Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"You clearly haven't washed in weeks, love"

― Matt, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'je deteste parfum, signature scents are reptilian!, I smell of cigarrillos, cum and fairy floss naturally *winks* '

― jessica, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"A tree...in spring..." *sighs, looks out window*

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

through a darkened windowpane a candle-lit baboon face glimmers into view for an instant then disappears, then WHHOOOOSH! a giant crystal turtle hurtles across the starlit sky and a poodle dressed as a barrister in powdered wig and gown shoots pool with Tyra Banks; a bolt of lightning flashes and they both burst into tears and embrace as brightly colored tropical fish swim in reverse motion in the background. morose french-accented voice-over: "I h'only did eet for zee nookie, zee nookie, zee nookie...". spirited sitar solo to fadeout.

― fritz, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Who says you need pants?"

― kate, Friday, 24 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Passsshun...

Deh-ko-dence.....

E-gal-ee-tay...

"Epicure" by Elizabeth Taylor.

― Joe, Saturday, 25 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sixteen years pass...

"Snooki is a floral, fruity, sweet, and savory fragrance for modern women containing top notes of chilled lychee, fresh kiwi, candy hearts, and pink cupcake, with base notes of white jasmine, seaside driftwood, and sugared musk, and unlike the JWoww perfume it does not give your 2½ year old son autism."

― del griffith, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:30 (seven years ago)

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