TOT MOM VS OCTO MOM

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WHICH WILL WIN?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
MR MOM	5
OCTO MOM	3
TOT MOM	2

― akm, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

This poll needs the 13-year-old dad

― Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

attack of the nancy graces

― kingfish, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

13 year old dad is not a mom

― akm, Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)

tater tot mom

― (lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

write in vote for "your mom"

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:45 (sixteen years ago)

tater tot mom

― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, March 25, 2009 8:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― unique whips (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:46 (sixteen years ago)

tot mom?

― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:50 (sixteen years ago)

http://media.photobucket.com/image/tater%2Btot%2Bmom/taureanqueen84/TaterTot.jpg

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/taureanqueen84/TaterTot.jpg

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 07:52 (sixteen years ago)

I looked up tot mom. I srsly pretend shit like this is not happening.

― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:09 (sixteen years ago)

another link led to a story about a woman arrested after authorities found her mother's mummified remains fused to a bed after removing 8 cats from the home.

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:25 (sixteen years ago)

WE CAN SOLVE THIS WITH ANAGRAMS:

TOT MOM = OTM OTM
OCTO MOM = COMO OTM
MR MOM = ROMMM

― "Pieface Game Concept" (G00blar), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

omg nabisco is tot mom

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:47 (sixteen years ago)

maybe for gender equity there needs to be dad poll with 13 year old dad and Austrian dad who kept his daughter locked in the basement.

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:49 (sixteen years ago)

He didn't have airco and wanted his kid to be in a cool place. That's what I like to pretend.

― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Thursday, 26 March 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

13 year old dad not a dad any more.

― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)

As far as we know.

― Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 26 March 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)

is "tot mom" really the best fucking name journos could come up with?

― otm morello (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

even like "party mom" would be better and make more sense.

― otm morello (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

nom nom mom? nah probably not.

― the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

thought this was a palindrome

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

palindr-mom-e

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

wtf I had no idea "Tot Mom" was in use, that is just straight-up lazy

― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I'd heard of the case but I'd never heard the "tot mom" thing until now. Horrible nickname.

― legendary North American forest ape (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

WS, though

― legendary North American forest ape (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

isn't there a new Tot Mom every 15 minutes tho... like weren't they calling Nancy Grace's last target Tot Mom too?

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

there's an Army of Tot Moms out there

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

which tot mom is this? i thought it was the caylee anthony thing?

― (lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

i hope i'll be a tot mom someday

― (lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

WHERE'S CAYLEE

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

I wish Nancy Grace's mom would abduct her and get her off the fucking air

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

Searches related to: tot mom

hot moms club hot mom handbook the hottest mom hot moms son

― (lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

^^ I didn't know wtf this was about either and looked it up. Lots of search results for "tot mom party pics." I ended up watching a Nancy Grace clip where she spotlighted pictures of this chick at a party "bumping and grinding" in a slutty cocktail waitress costume at a Halloween party, and Ms. Grace was shocked and offended. It was as if they were trying to introduce these pictures as evidence, or something. This was after the guy who paid for the pictures' publication said they were taken 14 months after the kid was born. It was a serious wtf moment: adolescent mom continues to have life after having a baby! OMG!

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

i was hoping for some fun animated hijinx on this thread, with casey anthony dry humping the octo mom, or destroying her with laser eyes

― akm, Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

I was hoping for the juggalo baby funeral pic at least. I'm aware there is still time.

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

SPEARS' LITTLE SISTER 'CANCELS WEDDING'
Britney Spears' sister, Jamie Lynn, has reportedly called off her wedding to the father of her daughter, just months after she denied rumors of a split.

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

JUST MONTHS

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

Tot mom is silly. It made me think of a toddler who IS a mom. I mean if you say "teen mom" it doesnt mean "mother of a teen" does it...

― one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

WHERE'S CAYLEE

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, March 26, 2009 9:14 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sometimes
in my mind
I hear nancy grace screaming this

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, I'd heard of the case but I'd never heard the "tot mom" thing until now. Horrible nickname.

― legendary North American forest ape (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:09 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WS, though

― legendary North American forest ape (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:10 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

haha

― akm, Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

then a picture of a dude in a ten gallon hat flashes

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.nicksflickpicks.com/InlandEmpireScream2.jpg

WHERE'S CAYLEEEEEE

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Searches related to: tot mom
hot moms club hot mom handbook

― one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

who are these ppl???

― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

moms. moms with tater tots. and hottentots.

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

tot mom makes me think of hottentot mom, makes me think of this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PUvwvVMnZKY/SOgiAZhj9QI/AAAAAAAAAZo/bqrakS-VJto/s320/VenusHottentote1814.jpg

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:24 (sixteen years ago)

her ass is exactly like that

― akm, Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

also it is filled with tater tots

― I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

After I posted that pic, I thought of the caption, "I don't they'll find Caylee there."

― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Monday, 30 March 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

My boss' boss had a baby last month and named her Caylee.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 30 March 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

fukkkkk

― I seldom pass on tea now. (libcrypt), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

Seriously: she is called

TOT MOM

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

It is like a mantra, so hypnotic and meaningless.

― fillibustar superstar! (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

Now I'm envisioning the Shining - "Tot Mom! Tot Mom!"

― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

Shelly Duval screaming at "MOMTOT" reflected at her in a mirror isn't a chilling, though.

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah but replace Shelly Duvall with Nancy Grace, and it would be equally chilling, if not more so.

― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

OCTO MOM has me thinking of like, udders. Sorry.

― My Neighbor Toronto (kingkongvsgodzilla), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

Tomboto mom

― Event Horizon (Nicole), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

seven years pass...

;_; http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/01/business/media/nancy-grace-to-leave-hln-after-more-than-a-decade.html?_r=0 ;_;

― riverine (map), Friday, 1 July 2016 02:21 (nine years ago)

i'm proud of this thread.

― akm, Friday, 1 July 2016 05:49 (nine years ago)

tot mom makes me think of hottentot mom, makes me think of this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PUvwvVMnZKY/SOgiAZhj9QI/AAAAAAAAAZo/bqrakS-VJto/s320/VenusHottentote1814.jpg

I never knew Robert Crumb was so versatile.

― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 1 July 2016 07:14 (nine years ago)

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