Jacob's Biscuits for cheese Selection.

There's a particular biscuit-for-cheese in one of the selection packs (not Jacob's, but a different one whose name escapes me just now) ... it's a small round (or poss slightly oval shaped) cracker which is quite hard and has crinkly edges. It's the smallest one in the selection, not much more than an inch across. I have no idea what this type is called, but they are my absolute favourites and I so wish I could find a packet of JUST THESE ONES. But alas, no.

Digestives aren't for fucking cheese, you cunts, they're for dunking in tea. Fucking wrong, wrong, wrong, disgusting.

digestives are great with the blue cheeses

But aside from that and a standard cream cracker I can never remember which is which. I think I like the standard cream cracker best, BUT, mini Cheddars are the absolute fucking don of biscuits to have cheese on.

Blue cheese are fucking wrong, wrong, wrong disgusting too, so I can imagine that,aye.

Salt & Pepper

Not only are digestives great with blue cheese (my favourite is St Ager), they're also great with extra strong cheddar. But to be fait to digestive purists, the digestive biscuits in the savoury selection boxes do seem slightly different from the normal sweet tea-dunking ones.

Tell you what else is good for having cheese on: Melba Toasts, that's fucking what.

Bit of Red Leicester on a Melba Toast, glass of red wine, lovely.

I don't know what it is about talking about cheese and biscuits that makes me go all Delboy.

Lovely jubbly.

I am incapable of spreading butter onto Melba toast without smashing it all to pieces (accidentally).

Oat cakes are good, too, by the way.

ultra-dud: water biscuits

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Thought the cheese might have won that one.

C J otm with the digestives.

Going to vote for multi-grain, or is it choice grain? Water biscuits awful.

Oops, not St Ager. I meant St Agur.

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I knew what you meant, and I'd still misread it as St Anger, and the joke still stands.

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Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no cheddar no no no! No! No no no digestives no no no no no no blue cheese no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, st auger no fucking way, no fucking way! Cream cracker? You've made me look a right cunt!

Du pain, du vin, du Boursin?

Had some of that last night - it's not as strong as it used to be.
Anyway, voted Cornish Wafers with Cream Crackers second. Everything else is craaaaaaaaaaaaaap...

some british rapper should have aped Common's "Like water for chocolate" with "Like biscuits for cheese".

sorry. sub-custos.

The ones that taste most like the wee Hovis loaf-shaped biscuits - the choice grain maybe?

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Whats wrong with water crackers? The pepper ones are lovely with brie or a nice sundried tomato cheddar.

Pepper , no sir. Water crackers, yes. Water crackers provide a suitably neutral base to give the cheese flavour centre stage and at the same time a delightful contrast of texture.

Digestives. The tart-slightly sweet thing. I know this makes me a laughable cheese amateur who doesn't want to put the cheese centre stage.

I love soft oatcake bikkies with a really hard strong cheese, like a very mature sharp cheddar or even a shaving of parmesan.

I'm certainly no cheese connoisseur, I just know that I like cheese.

xpost - sorry HLA, didn't mean to imply cheese-snobbery! I am more of a desserts person.

No cheese-snobbery implication taken. I didn't want to project false impressions that I know anything about cheese. I too am a laughable cheese amateur. Which sounds kind of fun. Nameplate: Laughable Cheese Amateur.

And a good retort to 'cheese-eating surrender monkey'.

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What's a cornish wafer?