60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof

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lol good one, kid!

ian, Friday, 27 March 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof

laying | (goole), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

Had considered posting that on ILX but decided it was a dick move.

I seldom pass on tea now. (libcrypt), Friday, 27 March 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

60 Foot Flying Penis Attacks Roof Kasparov

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof, What's On Your iPod?

StanM, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

Mr. Que, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

It's actually prehistoric, like the Cerne Abbas Giant, the house was built under it.

StanM, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof, What's On Your iPod?

MC 900 Ft. Jesus

"Detachable Penis"

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)

Tiddler on the Roof - OST

Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

Anything by Dick Dale

snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

cocky kid, that one.

Super Cub, Friday, 27 March 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

"what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her"

some dude's gizmo (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

They would never show the picture (might not even report the story) on a mainstream US news outlet.

DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

oh big loss, it's not much of a story.

elan, Friday, 27 March 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

i wonder if you can see the penis from space

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

They didn't discover it for a year. I really hope they're under a flight path.

tits akimbo (kenan), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

"and if you look out the right side of the plane you can see the legendary 'Berkshire Boner'..."

I'm Into that Japanese Pop-Funk (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

MY 60-FOOT PENIS SHAME

StanM, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:38 (sixteen years ago)

Colossal Crest Cock Consternation

StanM, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

NotW sez: "IT'S A COCK UP!"

snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

Jeez, keep (it) up...

Penis imagery in popular culture

Say what you like Professor Words (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

The sperms might be like mouse size?

Orin Boyd (jel --), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

No, to scale they'd be about 5mm including the tail

snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

Also to scale, an egg cell would be about the size of a pea

snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks! I was hoping someone would know the answer!

Orin Boyd (jel --), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)

so you aren't pregnant?

james k polk, Friday, 27 March 2009 22:34 (sixteen years ago)

NSFW

knive k (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45596000/jpg/_45596188_house466300.jpg

knive k (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

What's the family's name? Dickens? Dickinson?

StanM, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

It's so obviously a landing strip for flying todgers.

Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

Actually, the proportions aren't quite right, it could also be a whale or a torpedo.

StanM, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

If I had a house like that, I would definitely park my chopper on the roof.

Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Friday, 27 March 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost) speak for yourself...

snoball, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

snotinyball

StanM, Friday, 27 March 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

John and Andy riffed on this for a solid 15 minutes, impressive by any comedy standard.

tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

unimpressive by any penis standard

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

It's not the length it's the quality...

snoball, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

How did the penis paint on that roof, anyway? Did it hold the brush in its urethra?

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

adding that to my rolling list of performance art ideas

tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

I could say it's an ancient Japanese art form, and the key is to never break the stroke

tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man google ads for 'gamic appliance' search are from Home Depot. o_O

i'm shy (Abbott), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/snorg-penis.jpg

tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)


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