I will pay you 50 American dollars paypal if you will design a passable to wonderful t-shirt for my band in the next 24 hours. Some emergency shit or we're gonna have this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/TenderTees1a.jpg
which my singer thinks is a wonderful design and everyone else finds "average." !!!!
I am stuck at work without photoshop. This is grim.
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
did dude make this in microsoft paint or
will work on this right now
― WmC, Monday, 30 March 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
if youre serious the only requirement is that it needs to be a black background
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
i mean i guess thats the only requirement regardless of if you're serious or not
oh my, that looks like shit
― velko, Monday, 30 March 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
roxy that is basically worth you quitting the band over frankly
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:44 (sixteen years ago)
dude i am feeling you on this
chelives1986 (8:42:58 PM): "oh my god how did i get in this band"roxymuzak (8:43:09 PM): for real dude im feeling like thatchelives1986 (8:43:56 PM): for really really?roxymuzak (8:44:03 PM): haha yeahroxymuzak (8:44:07 PM): its like oh my godroxymuzak (8:44:23 PM): im involved in a creative pursuit with people who think this shirt is something less than a laughable abominationroxymuzak (8:44:24 PM): likeroxymuzak (8:44:27 PM): i quit college for thisroxymuzak (8:44:32 PM): lolchelives1986 (8:44:54 PM): lol
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)
in a did i shave my legs for this stylee tbh
now what if WnC's is worse, that's gonna be awkward
(jk dude :D)
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
"creative differences"
― velko, Monday, 30 March 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
fresh hell
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
if more than one person makes one, we can decide via poll??? O_O
btw I think that shirt is cool and will buy one if WnC's is worse
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
shirt looks like something i would have been in receipt of at a christian teen convention in 1994
^awes!
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
yeah its like if we were going for that "shitty" look it would be totally awesome, don't get me wrong
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
that look of "we dont give a shit, and actually we strive for the worst"
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
"shit my mom would be embarrassed about"
you could just say you were
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
you were your mom embarassed??
― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
hoos: WAHT
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, March 30, 2009 12:52 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, March 30, 2009 12:53 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
are you seeing my logic here
― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/TENDERHOOKS1.jpg
― altered prostates (latebloomer), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
btw this let the artist starve thing is gr8
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
LOVIN' IT LB!!!!!!
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
i was thinking, each little glyph represents a member of the band...the fifth represents the band as a whole. the goat represents satan.
― altered prostates (latebloomer), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
you really thought this out!
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
goat gets got
― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 30 March 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
i can tell you one out of 4 tenderhooks is gonna vastly prefer your entry, latebloomer
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
just about done, stand by plz
― WmC, Monday, 30 March 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
feel free to email it to me if you dont wanna go public
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)
sent to your ilx login address
― WmC, Monday, 30 March 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)
that was fun! speed-'shopping
― WmC, Monday, 30 March 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
Not actually good, but I wanted to join in the fun!
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/TENDERHOOKS.jpg
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 01:23 (sixteen years ago)
tahts actually kinda cool dude
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/TENDERHOOKS2.jpg
― altered prostates (latebloomer), Monday, 30 March 2009 01:41 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/100179597/Tender_Juicy_Hotdog.jpg
only change hot dog to hooks and put on black background
also your new band name is tender juicy hooks
― s1ocki, Monday, 30 March 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/90yog2.jpg
http://www.neonmirrors.com/custom/template.html?text1=TENDERHOOKS&text2=&imageField.x=60&imageField.y=16
― ice cr?m, Monday, 30 March 2009 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
those are awesome, so cool you came up with so many designs so fast!
― s1ocki, Monday, 30 March 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)
race car one is cool - gives the impression of speed.
parrot w/a beer imo
― ice cr?m, Monday, 30 March 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/72dana.jpg
― ice cr?m, Monday, 30 March 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
nothing better than a nice cold Tenderho
― altered prostates (latebloomer), Monday, 30 March 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
s1ocki u are a traet
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/osefeq.jpg
― ice cr?m, Monday, 30 March 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/tenderhooks.jpg
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 30 March 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)
^ this is the one xp
― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 30 March 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)
Wait a minute. What's this about you being in a band, Roxy?
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 30 March 2009 02:31 (sixteen years ago)
tbh i dont know why u even bothered submitting one after i did omar
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 30 March 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
fever ray told me the same thing : /
― hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Monday, 30 March 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/MOOSE.png
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/stenderhooks.png
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
inspired by plaxico, playing with more logo-ish things.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/tenderhooks-logo.jpg
― tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 30 March 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)
btw I love this thread
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
letters are pretty
― tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 30 March 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/goth.png
have you thought about grey t-shirts roxy? they are v classy imo
that last one kenan reminds me of this: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001JXPDE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
My ex listened to this all the time, he had hella bad taste in music.
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)
riffin' on caek's super cool design. it's got braille!
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c102/OfMarrow/perseus.jpg
― well-respected battle rapper (circa1916), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/tenderhearts2-1.png
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)
btw u guys already been awarded the job sry THIS MY BLØG
― ice cr?m, Monday, 30 March 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)
whatevs, I jus rlzed I can mess with the colours on photobucket!
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/MOOSE-1.png
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c102/OfMarrow/jb.jpg
― well-respected battle rapper (circa1916), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)
Very unpleasant, thank you.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/thooks2.jpg
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)
IMPROVED!
― tits akimbo (kenan), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)
I guess it wouldn't work on a black background, but owenf's is my favourite and the one I could most easily imagine buying.
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:48 (sixteen years ago)
I think I just now got the pun behind the band name, like your riffs are really gentle?
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, March 30, 2009 11:23 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is just a side idea: you should call your biggest fans "tenderhookers"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, March 30, 2009 12:00 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
if i had a dollar for every time i've heard both of these things i'd have stevem and circa1960's 50 dollars paypalled already
(btw can u send me a bigger image stevem, just one line of text will do?)
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://cgi.ebay.com/TENDERHOOKS-RARE-PROMO-ONLY-LP-SAMPLER-AFTERBACH_W0QQitemZ350185940179QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMusic_on_Vinyl?hash=item350185940179&_trksid=p3911.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
― dan selzer, Monday, 6 April 2009 12:53 (sixteen years ago)
haha neat!
― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 April 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
That's a pretty sweet comp from Columbia, dang.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 April 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/arshavinhooks.jpg
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the_sims_logo.png
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
i died
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)
This is one of the best thread titles of all time.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 April 2009 15:33 (sixteen years ago)
so roxy how'd this play out?
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/waynehooks.jpg
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)
check your email
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 April 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
um, xpost
lol
could you just tell us about it on 77?
― Plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 17 April 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
sorry this only concerns steve
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 April 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
I have what I think is probably the all-time dumb print/web question but maybe this is the thread for it.
After years of working with this stuff, I STILL cannot get to grips with why people ask for 300 dpi images that were originally created from digital souces (in this case, a film). Humour me here - How to check/ensure that an image (let's say a jpeg or TIFF scanned from a negative) is 300 DPI?
― Nano McPhee (admrl), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
In other words - this image has never been in print, and I am assuming that DPI refers to print. What is correlation between DPI and pixels?
― Nano McPhee (admrl), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
to check DPI, use resize image in photoshop or open in preview (on mac) and hit cmd-I.
to change it use resize image in photoshop and untick "resample image" then just type a new resolution. (this doesn't actually affect the number of pixels at all and is not destructive, which is why it's kind of nonsense for people to require a particular DPI)
― caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)
the one way it seems to make sense to require a particular DPI and where things can go wrong if you don't is:
if you paste an image into, e.g. an illustrator document with physical dimensions then the embedded dpi is used to determine how much physical space the image takes up. so in principle, if people don't check their dpi matches their/the recipients expectations there can be unpredictable results when the next person in the chain does pastes your photo.
― caek, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks!
― Nano McPhee (admrl), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
The dude from Finders Keepers be looking for some:
Luke J Murray anyone recommend any decent graphic designers, nothing not industrial though.. email me xplease email examples of work to luke at finderskeepersrecords.com
please email examples of work to luke at finderskeepersrecords.com
― Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:21 (thirteen years ago)
A bit late, but people producing artwork when asking for 300dpi at 100% ask so with their fingers crossed that you can supply it that high. If I ask for something at this size, but the original is smaller I would rather you sent me the source image than resizing/sampling it yourself and potentially doing more harm than good through factors such as using the wrong resizing algorithm, saving with a lossy format, losing bit-deptch, or losing the inability to de-interlace video sources.
― Chewshabadoo, Monday, 21 May 2012 10:33 (thirteen years ago)
For you all:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578366_515968785086285_1846394024_n.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
that's just mean
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
yeah but it actually looks kinda good is the thing
― the late great, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)
except the "migraine" at the bottom, well, gives me a migraine
― the late great, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
"off your" on line 3 would have been even better
― Irwin Dante's Towering Inferno (WmC), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)
o man, this really just will not do.
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 8:41 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OTM x 1000
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
eh. as long as it's not comic sans!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)
i just started a jr graphic design position about 3 months ago, after spending 10 yrs in sales & having no design experience.
I took a crash course in InDesign and have used lynda for extra training, my coworkers are v patient and I have learned tons. everything is going great!
my question is -- can anyone recommend me websites/books that will help educate me on design theory? composition, layout, that kind of thing. I am finding that I am cool when I just have to amend an existing document but I kind of freeze up if I have to create something from scratch, and I would like to learn some of the super nuts and bolts basic of captial D design
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 January 2014 19:21 (twelve years ago)
for type, the elements of typographic style is perhaps a little stodgy if you're setting ads/display text, but it's a super clear, easy read
― caek, Friday, 31 January 2014 19:24 (twelve years ago)
feel the power
http://www.amazon.com/Systems-Graphic-Systeme-Visuele-Gestaltung/dp/3721201450
― the late great, Friday, 31 January 2014 19:34 (twelve years ago)