Doctors Classic or Dud.

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in honor of my first complete pysichal.

― anthony, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Date Doctor is obviously DUD. Dr Strangelove on the other hand is classic. My doctor obviously isn't worth much: he ignores his anorexic daughter and zany wife. He's more interested in his clients' wallets than their ailments.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hope I'm not the only one here who knows who 'Dr. Bong' is

― dave q, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

After having never visited the doctor in 22 years, this morning I have rung up my local GP and my local physiotherapy clinic to make two appointments. Not much fun, really. The doctor who looked at my knee made it go crunch! in a very unpleasant way. Obviously going to the doctor isn't really classic, but they seem ok once you get there.

― Ally C, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You great big fibber! You told me you'd seen the doctor about your knee and were on a waiting list to see the consultant!

― Madchen, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And NO, it's got nothing to do with marijuana. Come on people!

― dave q, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave Q, you gotta SCHTOP watching Friends!

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, if I am wrong, I just made a HUGE @ss of myself.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nathalie, you are at least 10,000 light years from the correct answer...

― dave q, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I always was curious about specialists, how do they choose the various fields they go into? Do people actually sign up for med school wanting to be a proctologist, or deal specifically with old people and deal with drooling senility cases shitting their diapers all day, or be pediatricians so they can be hauled into court on morals charges by hysterical parents every week?

― dave q, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doctors are awful. I hate them and loathe them with all my heart and soul. We should go back to the days when "doctor" meant some sort of ridiculous earth healer type thing, or something. I almost always wait til I'm about dead to go to a doctor.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I remember my horror in 2nd grade when the school doctor was like " Ok lets have a look down below"

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And this is why men keep dying of testicular / prostate cancer. I no longer even bat an eyelid at intimate gynaecological examinations.

― Emma, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This morning i have a T/P . Not a big deal for me but eh...

― anthony, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hate doctors, hospitals, medicine, all of it. I haven't been to a doctor's office in over 10 years.

― Kris, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love the gynecologist who moved into the house next door to my aging parents, he's classic. He's always checking up on them and is really helpful when there really is a medical problem we have to deal with, patiently explaining the obscure medical terms to all six kids and taking incommunicative/lazy doctors to task, etc. It's comforting having him around, especially as I'm 3,000 miles away.

I guess it's like when you find an Atticus Finch-type lawyer or a kind, helpful cop, it's heartwarming.

My own experiences have been pretty dud, though. Stuck in a hospital in a strange town for two weeks with pneumonia, not even sure who my doctor was...

― Arthur, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I see them so much, it's almost comforting.

― Melissa W, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i hate doctors. every doctor i have ever seen has been rude, arrogant, aloof and doesn't really give a shit about making you better. they are quite happy to just throw a prescription at you and get you out of their precious exam room. i much prefer nurses. they are more focussed on giving a shit about you.

― lady die, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three years pass...

Dave Q, I kiss you across the years. Ah, wasted youth...

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― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 11 July 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

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