New Idea: Inexact, Wishy-Washy Courtroom Trials

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[Sample dialogue]:

Prosecutor: "Mr. Smith...ISN'T IT TRUE--that maybe on June 5th, somewhere around 3 A.M. - 5 A.M., you COULD HAVE BEEN either in Central Park or the Upper West side, which is where we are pretty certain the murder was committed?"

Defending Attorney: "Your honor, I think we'd like to object to that."

Judge: "What do you mean 'you think'? You would or you wouldn't?"

Defending Attorney [sheepishly]: "Well...actually, on second thought, scratch that. Withdrawn."

Judge: "Okay. [To prosecutor] Proceed."

Defending Attorney: "No, wait a sec! We DO wanna object!"

Joe, Saturday, 25 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Just doing my part, trying to brainstorm new ways to frustrate civilization... :)

Joe, Saturday, 25 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
Now wait a minute, this MAY have been a good thread idea. I like the idea of an indecisive legal system.

thee music mole, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

"I've been trying to figure it out, in a spiritual sense, how to bring it all together" - Judge Larry Seidlin

Joe, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)


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